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Corniest most stereotypical wanna be country try-hard song thread

Posted on 11/4/12 at 10:52 am
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 11/4/12 at 10:52 am
Post your worst example of modern country music.

About a minute ago, I walked in the house to hear the radio on playing Florida Georgia Line-cruise

My favorite part:

"His brand new chevy with a lift kit"

ETA: 5 million views on the tube

ETA2: Jason Aldean is exempt as he sets the high mark.
This post was edited on 11/4/12 at 1:22 pm
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42636 posts
Posted on 11/4/12 at 11:03 am to
Red Solo Cup
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Achy Breaky Heart
Posted by beezylsu
Member since Jan 2011
2922 posts
Posted on 11/4/12 at 12:04 pm to
That ain't my truck-Rhett Atkins
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61647 posts
Posted on 11/4/12 at 1:14 pm to
every song Justin Moore has made
Posted by oompaw
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 11/4/12 at 2:02 pm to
Anything by Fascal Ratts
Posted by Redfish2010
Member since Jul 2007
15232 posts
Posted on 11/4/12 at 5:56 pm to
He Can't Even Bait a Hook



Basically the worst song ever
Posted by 15sammy34
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Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 11/4/12 at 6:33 pm to
quote:

He Can't Even Bait a Hook


This song is 10X worse than everything else that's been posted so far.
Posted by AlmaDawg
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 11/4/12 at 7:04 pm to
Colt Ford makes me want to shoot things. Mainly the radio.

WTFFFFFFF is rap doing in country music?

The "on the beach" phase with Chesney and the rest made me want to puke too.

There is not much country music anymore. Bubblegum pop is trying to take it over.

Thank God for Hank III and Jamie Johnson and a few more!
Posted by oompaw
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Posted on 11/4/12 at 7:51 pm to
Chris Cagle says he has his country on.
Posted by oompaw
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Posted on 11/4/12 at 7:55 pm to
Big & Rich had a couple.

Ride a Cowboy & Coming to the City
Posted by AlmaDawg
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 11/4/12 at 8:16 pm to
Big and Sucksass too.

LINK

A good late night, chain smoking kind of song.
Posted by oompaw
In piney hill country...
Member since Dec 2007
6271 posts
Posted on 11/4/12 at 8:21 pm to
He's trying way too hard to carry on the Family Tradition.

He's just down right terrible.
This post was edited on 11/4/12 at 8:22 pm
Posted by AlmaDawg
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Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 11/4/12 at 8:38 pm to
I like Hank, Jr. too. Waylon, Willie, etc. But that old twang just rings my ears. One thing good about living in the sticks like I do, we have a local radio station that plays nothing but old country. OLD country. Hank Sr. Ernest Tubb. Conway. Nothing newer than 1979. Good stuff. Too bad they are not streaming on the web.

LINK

Posted by Tilco Baller
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Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 11/4/12 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

Post your worst example of modern country music.

About a minute ago, I walked in the house to hear the radio on playing Florida Georgia Line-cruise

My favorite part:

"His brand new chevy with a lift kit"


when i read the thread title i thought of this damn song......what kind of stupid shite is this? "baby you a song, you make me wanna roll my window down and cruise"
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 11/4/12 at 8:50 pm to
Going to youtube to listen now

ETA: Yeaaaa that's pretty damn horrible
This post was edited on 11/4/12 at 8:57 pm
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61647 posts
Posted on 11/4/12 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

He's just down right terrible.


u serious?
Posted by AlmaDawg
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Member since Sep 2012
3224 posts
Posted on 11/4/12 at 8:59 pm to
A little ear candy. Note the guitar player backing.. Mark Knoffler.

LINK
This post was edited on 11/4/12 at 9:01 pm
Posted by TheDoc
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Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 11/4/12 at 9:12 pm to
quote:

He's trying way too hard to carry on the Family Tradition.

He's just down right terrible.


hank III isn't terrible, wtf are you talking about?
Posted by Slickback
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Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 11/4/12 at 9:14 pm to
I was in my wife's car this morning and had to turn Brad Paisleys new son off.
Posted by oompaw
In piney hill country...
Member since Dec 2007
6271 posts
Posted on 11/4/12 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

u serious?


quote:

hank III isn't terrible, wtf are you talking about?


On that particular song he was.

I haven't listened much of his stuff at all, but just happened to come by that on youtube and thought it fit the title of the thread.
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