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re: Zack Snyder’s 'Army of the Dead' Tomatometer & Spoiler Thread

Posted on 5/23/21 at 7:21 pm to
Posted by Peter167
Member since Mar 2020
6073 posts
Posted on 5/23/21 at 7:21 pm to
Teflon it belongs in the garbage to most on here I guess

Teflon nah bro I'm trying to say fun arse netflix movie. Yall saying dont even bother its trash. Well quite a few at least. Pilot Barely in it but funny when she is.

I say make your own opinion dont listen to others. Give it a watch people or a chance at least

It's almost like people bring politics n shite on here take movies personally. Tig natattaro I barely know the bitch all she did was bring a few laughs.

Acting terrible man wow yall picky af lol she had barely any lines
This post was edited on 5/23/21 at 8:37 pm
Posted by devils1854
Franklin
Member since Aug 2014
6348 posts
Posted on 5/23/21 at 8:06 pm to
You always have the worst takes in this board, so this isnt surprising.

The movie was trash.
Posted by Peter167
Member since Mar 2020
6073 posts
Posted on 5/23/21 at 8:29 pm to
Man lol frick off movie critics come at me bro

Couldn't be more proud to be outside the box on this board

So many people are way too hard on movies on this board. Yall must just hate most everything u watch. Cant imagine being so picky hating damn near everything.

Cant enjoy a fun zombie/heist movie that's some sad shite kinda

Happy for Snyder the critics like this and his justice league movie. Guy deserves some luck with them after what happened with his daughter.
This post was edited on 5/23/21 at 9:16 pm
Posted by Duzz
Houston
Member since Feb 2008
9964 posts
Posted on 5/23/21 at 8:38 pm to
This movie is like Sucker Punch, you thought it was a Zombie movie but it was really a story about the murder of a caring dad by his entitled daughter. The daughter knew that they were going into a dangerous zombie infested zone and knew that it would put her father and everyone on the team in danger if she went. Insist anyway using emotional blackmail.

Even when he tried to have a heart to heart with her she rebuffed his attempted, finally at the end, with a nuke coming down where her dad and friend could have made a clean get away, she ran away forcing them to stop their escape to get her.

At the end, she got what she wanted most, to put a bullet between his eyes and walk away in satisfaction. Note she didn't give a shite about the woman she was supposedly helping. It was just a ruse for her to murder her dad.
Posted by Peter167
Member since Mar 2020
6073 posts
Posted on 5/23/21 at 10:22 pm to
So there's actually a prequel already done written and directed by the german guy who was left in the vault? Doesn't sound too inspired but who knows

The title is "Army of thieves" lol

LINK
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123614 posts
Posted on 5/23/21 at 11:50 pm to
Currently watching it now. The Chambers chicks death was laughably bad and was 100% preventable.

Also as others have said, the camera focus/ out of focus is pretty distracting and annoying.
This post was edited on 5/23/21 at 11:54 pm
Posted by V2_Jigsaw
Member since Apr 2017
358 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 12:33 am to
Question...or maybe i missed it...whatever happened to the mother they rescued. She got in the chopper to never be seen again.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123614 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:01 am to
Right lol it was such a big ordeal for the daughter to rescue the woman then you have the helicopter crash at the end and the daughter gave zero fricks about her.

Posted by TigerSlippers
Member since Oct 2020
62 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:35 am to
I liked that first 15 minutes but not much of the rest.

One thing that bothered me was the parachute guys in the opening montage. What was the plan there? Land in the middle of a mass of zombies, shoot a few on your way down and then be killed? Am I missing something?
Posted by TigerSlippers
Member since Oct 2020
62 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:38 am to
quote:

The zombie baby plot was another weird aspect of the movie that didn’t really lead anywhere



I thought the zombies were having a gender reveal party.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22163 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 3:16 am to
Overall is was fun but mother fricker it was stressful watching idiots.

1) military guys getting told to get the frick out “derp, what was that? Get out? Hey guys let’s go look at this thing and maybe think about leaving?”

2) I hate SoA butt rape guy so much

3) they always have to watch somebody die and get eaten but can’t shoot the damn zombie in the head while it’s preoccupied eating

4) constant looking back for a zombie to do something for god knows how long

5) why do do everything so slow in what was 20 min to leave the area and get out of blast zone. MFers walking to the helicopter

6) can those bitches not help Bautista fight off the zombie in the helicopter?

7) why did the guy try to sabotage the mission for the head? Why not just let them out and caused so little trouble? You really think people with millions of dollars they STOLE are going to rat on him? Fat chance

8) how did black guy get out of the vault? Internal latch for safety? I dunno. Either way, he’s dead when he walks out into the radiation.

9) convenient he takes days to turn while Bautista dies in like 5 minutes

10) overall, don’t care, had fun
Posted by 7thWardTo314
Member since May 2017
1278 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 7:38 am to
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8) how did black guy get out of the vault? Internal latch for safety? I dunno. Either way, he’s dead when he walks out into the radiation


I’m pretty sure they just closed the vault door, but didn’t lock it.
Posted by skrayper
21-0 Asterisk Drive
Member since Nov 2012
30873 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 7:45 am to
quote:

This movie is like Sucker Punch, you thought it was a Zombie movie but it was really a story about the murder of a caring dad by his entitled daughter. The daughter knew that they were going into a dangerous zombie infested zone and knew that it would put her father and everyone on the team in danger if she went. Insist anyway using emotional blackmail.

Even when he tried to have a heart to heart with her she rebuffed his attempted, finally at the end, with a nuke coming down where her dad and friend could have made a clean get away, she ran away forcing them to stop their escape to get her.

At the end, she got what she wanted most, to put a bullet between his eyes and walk away in satisfaction. Note she didn't give a shite about the woman she was supposedly helping. It was just a ruse for her to murder her dad.


So when the plot is incoherent, make up one of your own? :)
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
Member since Aug 2018
17925 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 7:56 am to
I got an hour and change into it last night and I’m enjoying it. Everything is good so far, but I don’t really give two shits about Batista’s daughter. If they had to cut anything it would be her.

Why the hell does the military have a super zombie? Seems like they would have tranquilized that sombitch for the ride.

Ride me not to get roadhead near a military base.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19356 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:20 pm to
I finished it, but it was at least 45 min too long. Classic Snyder.

I say C-

I would have been pissed if I would have paid money for it outside of Netflix.
Posted by jumbo
Franklin
Member since Dec 2011
4596 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 1:44 pm to
Watched this Saturday night and thought it was pretty bad.

The opening credits montage was fun, but after that it just fell apart.
Posted by Broken Coyote
Seated. Facing forward
Member since Dec 2010
3050 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 2:00 pm to
I tried to like this, but found it to be so predictable, boring and long that even the decent action scenes couldn’t save it. I enjoy a good zombie romp, but not this one.
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27328 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 2:26 pm to
I fell asleep after 15 minutes last night. Please tell me it gets better.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
19356 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

I fell asleep after 15 minutes last night. Please tell me it gets better


It took me 3 sittings to finish it. Not usually the marker of a good movie.

Hate to say it really only gets worse as you go
Posted by brmark70816
Atlanta, GA
Member since Feb 2011
9776 posts
Posted on 5/24/21 at 4:21 pm to
It sounds like a cool idea. But I get way too analytical watching Zombie movies. If the guy just wanted an Alpha and they are worth 2 billion. Why not send a mercenary squad in to capture one? Sneak in and out (the helicopter idea was dumb and hauling all that fuel). The guy and girl got the head easy. It wasn't that hard. An organized squad could have done it quick and pretty cheap.

Also, the military couldn't wipe out those zombies and take back the city? They weren't that hard to kill and they were contained.

Lastly. Why don't people wear the proper BDUs and PPE in fights with zombies? Just don't give them anywhere to bite you. People are going in with sleeveless shirts. It's idiotic..
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