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re: Yellowstone Season 5: Part 2 Thread - Spoilers Inside

Posted on 12/9/24 at 10:01 am to
Posted by LaLadyinTx
Cypress, TX
Member since Nov 2018
7311 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 10:01 am to
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Probably so, but he's been the best part of the episode tonight.


Nope. The most useless and self serving part of the episode tonight. Absolutely useless. We get it Taylor. You can ride. You can play a baller prick in an episode you wrote solely for you.
Posted by arktiger28
Member since Aug 2005
5401 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 10:01 am to
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I am not a movie/tv historian by any means, but I am struggling to think of a a show that had so much potential, was so widely well regarded, and just burned itself to the ground.


Maybe Heroes. But at least they were trying to be good and sucked. I feel like Yellowstone isn't even trying.
This post was edited on 12/9/24 at 10:04 am
Posted by arktiger28
Member since Aug 2005
5401 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 10:03 am to
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And next week's will say "next season on Yellowstone..."


I would be so pissed. The only reason I wasted my time hate watching season 5 is because I thought it was the last.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162909 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 11:34 am to
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Rip turning into a fawning schoolgirl over horse trainer+biggest cock on the planet+cowboy jedi


guy typically shows little to no emotion....but was fanboing out to share this story, dude was giddy.
Posted by ColonelAngus
Huntsville,AL
Member since Aug 2023
862 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 12:24 pm to
Cowboys can't get life insurance? What a pos this show has become.
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2559 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 1:55 pm to
Gotta wrap everything up in 80 minutes of run time. 15 minutes will be funeral stuff.

That leaves a ton of wrapup for 65 minutes.

I don’t know. But I see it ending like

Beth signs over Ranch to the Indians fulfilling the 7 generation prophecy from 1883.

Indians lease part of it back to them for eleventy million years. Maybe the Duttons keep some homestead property.

Jamie gives speech.

Dead Sara gets 100% of the blame.

Indians use a conservation easement to kill the airport and pipeline.

Everyone is happy except the private equity folks.

But I hope there’s a surprise somewhere in there.
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
Member since Aug 2024
1138 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 1:57 pm to
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Cowboys can't get life insurance?


He meant to say "cowboys with giant branding iron scars across their chest can't get insurance..."
Posted by BIB
North Burnside
Member since May 2008
26 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 2:46 pm to
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But I hope there’s a surprise somewhere in there.


Like how Jamie's mother was a Dutton...
Posted by Free888
Member since Oct 2019
3273 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 2:50 pm to
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But I see it ending like

Beth signs over Ranch to the Indians fulfilling the 7 generation prophecy from 1883.

Indians lease part of it back to them for eleventy million years. Maybe the Duttons keep some homestead property.

Jamie gives speech.

Dead Sara gets 100% of the blame.

Indians use a conservation easement to kill the airport and pipeline.

Everyone is happy except the private equity folks.


I think you nailed it.
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2559 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 2:54 pm to
I would love to see Beth keep her promise. But I don’t see that happening. Jamie is my least favorite character.
Posted by Lexag
Texas
Member since Jan 2021
2559 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 2:56 pm to
I hope Sheridan isn’t so shallow it’s 100% predictable.

But last nights episode proves at least the first part of that statement to be true.
Posted by BluegrassCardinal
Kentucky
Member since Nov 2022
2136 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 5:36 pm to
Spinny horses, cowboy concerts, strip poker.

Please let this show die after next week.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
15323 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 5:41 pm to
Commercials state season finale so likely to drag this crap to another season
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6974 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 8:38 pm to
Sheridan kills Rip, forces Beth to marry him, and changes Jamie’s name to Reek. They beg Kayce for help, but he tells them about a time when he was in Afghanistan and Sheridan spun a horse all the way through a minefield.

ETA: also how about the guy who said he doesn’t even have a SSN wondering why he can’t buy life insurance.
This post was edited on 12/9/24 at 8:41 pm
Posted by ColonelAngus
Huntsville,AL
Member since Aug 2023
862 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 9:36 pm to
End said season finale not series. Gotta continue to hate watch.
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
87391 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 9:40 pm to
Well, we got two partial Turnpike songs, so there's that.
Posted by BluegrassCardinal
Kentucky
Member since Nov 2022
2136 posts
Posted on 12/9/24 at 10:00 pm to
And Kayce will be crying as he recounts the story of Taylor spinny horsing through a Taliban minefield.

Because that’s Kayce, poor guy looks on the verge of tears or trying to pass a three day turd.
This post was edited on 12/9/24 at 10:03 pm
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
34205 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 7:09 am to
So this is the pen ultimate episode of one of the most popular shows of the last 10 years and it’s basically an infomercial for Sheridan and his roping skills and to show us his steroids?

How much a month do you think his steroid routine is?

What a joke. Man, Beth has perfect tits
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
18699 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 7:41 am to
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Yay! more fluff! dancing horses. more look at me, i'm taylor sheridan!


Yeah there sure was a lot of needless filler horse and cow stuff. You can show that you are doing that in a couple of minutes, doesn't need to be half the show...geez.
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
18699 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 7:45 am to
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utside of the bar scene which was awkward at best, she hasn't been super over the top. Just over the top.


yeah, that bar scene was comical in a laugh at not with way. So, she just knew from looking the guy went to Penn St. and blew a dude on a trip to Europe and whatever else she mind read, must have cause he didn't deny it.
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