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Why is everybody always sweating in Top Gun?

Posted on 4/21/19 at 6:09 pm
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 4/21/19 at 6:09 pm
Miramar is in San Diego

Its 72 degrees and sunny with low humidity every day

Also they even sweat in air conditioned office buildings.

Feel free to add your other overanalytical Top Gun observations
Posted by JGTiger
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 4/21/19 at 6:13 pm to
Aviators inside the bar
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120090 posts
Posted on 4/21/19 at 6:15 pm to
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Aviators inside the bar


At nighttime
Posted by drizztiger
Deal With it!
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 4/21/19 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

Why is everybody always sweating in Top Gun?
Navy does Navy. They signed up for a reason.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 4/21/19 at 6:26 pm to
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Navy does Navy. They signed up for a reason.



I chortled
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 4/21/19 at 6:26 pm to
Sweaty men played well with the "hard dick, my arse" crowd
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35388 posts
Posted on 4/21/19 at 6:48 pm to
I love how in the volleyball scene Tom Cruise is constantly set up for the spike by Anthony Edwards.

Cruise is 5'7"
Edwars is 6'2"
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
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Posted on 4/21/19 at 6:49 pm to
So we could all admire their rock hard, glistening bodies
Posted by KirkLazarus
Member since Aug 2017
3574 posts
Posted on 4/21/19 at 6:56 pm to
Before and after each scene they would all have sex with one another to maintain continuity
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 4/21/19 at 7:04 pm to
I love how in the elevator scene Cruise has a towel around his neck but hasn't wiped nary a pore
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22687 posts
Posted on 4/21/19 at 7:13 pm to
From what I've always heard, movie sets, especially back before LED lighting, are pretty hot.

You can't have A/c running because the mics will pick it up, and the old tungsten lights were put off tons of heat.

The actors were probably swaeting on set and Tony Scott probably liked the look of it and didn't have them wipe their faces.

... Or... It was all done intentionally to add to the texture of the scene and movie (likely the answer). You see this a lot in Michael Bay films also.

Remember, Tony Scott is the OG stylized mainstream Hollywood action director. Lots of cool, smokey lighting, neons, glistening bodies, and the like. Bay really just ripped off Scott, and kind of took it in his own direction.


All I truly know is, Top Gun's network television premiere on NBC's old Monday night movie in 1989 had one of the coolest openings I could ever remember. LINK

They just don't do shite like this anymore
This post was edited on 4/21/19 at 7:14 pm
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 4/21/19 at 7:19 pm to
It's hot when you're in The Danger Zone
This post was edited on 4/21/19 at 8:40 pm
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35388 posts
Posted on 4/21/19 at 7:35 pm to

"Um, tower, there's some dork riding a motorcycle down one of the taxiways shaking his fist at us."

"There's no such thing as the Top Gun Trophy."

"Slider is a lieutenant (junior grade). That's too junior for a Top Gun slot."

Metcalf: That's pretty arrogant considering the company you're in.
Maverick: Yes, sir.
Metcalf: I like that in a pilot.

"Navy leaders would be reprimanded for encouraging arrogance because the Navy spent money on posters that read "excellence without arrogance."


"A hangar isn't the most conducive place for detailed flight briefs." "Anybody who showed up to a flight brief wearing a cowboy hat would have his or her wings pulled on the spot."

"Maverick makes a big deal about how the information regarding his MiG encounter is classified and then proceeds to reveal it in front of the entire group with no idea of whether they have clearance or not. Again, they're briefing in a hangar."

Jester says, "All right, gentlemen, we have a hop to take. The hard deck on this hop will be 10,000 feet. There will be no engagements below that." Of course we haven't briefed any of the other details of this event -- including ACM rules of engagement -- because Charlie has wasted our time hitting on Maverick, but whatever.



"Maverick "hits the brakes" by pushing the throttles forward, which would increase power, not decrease it."

"Maverick explains, "We weren't below the hard deck for more than a few seconds. I had the shot. There was no danger. So I took it." The hard deck simulates the ground, so basically Maverick is saying, "We didn't hit the ground for more than a few seconds . . ."

"Any lieutenant whose fitness report reads "He's a wildcard. Completely unpredictable. Flies by the seat of his pants" would be done flying, not to mention unqualified for a Top Gun slot."

"Viper tells Maverick about the day his dad died like this: "His F-4 was hit. He was wounded but he could have made it back. He stayed in it. Saved three planes before he bought it." And Maverick doesn't respond by saying, "That makes no sense, sir. How does a pilot save three planes after his jet is hit? Why are you bullshitting me?"



79 Cringeworthy errors in Top Gun
This post was edited on 4/21/19 at 7:39 pm
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 4/21/19 at 7:59 pm to
Dude, it's a fricking action movie not a documentary. Other than acknowledging that Top Gun exists, why would you think they are try to be factual?
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39723 posts
Posted on 4/21/19 at 8:03 pm to
No AC back then. Duh!

Similar to most movies in New Orleans have everyone with massive pit stains and only ceiling fans for cooling.
This post was edited on 4/21/19 at 8:07 pm
Posted by jg8623
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
13531 posts
Posted on 4/21/19 at 8:05 pm to
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I love how in the elevator scene Cruise has a towel around his neck but hasn't wiped nary a pore





I’ve also noticed in quite a few other movies after a character takes a shower they barely dry off and put clothes on while still wet. Don’t know why
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35388 posts
Posted on 4/21/19 at 8:28 pm to
There are a lot of great action movies that get the big things right.

Like knowing how a plane flies - sort of important before the director starts filming plane scenes inside the cockpit.

OP asked the question about things in Top Gun that are sort of absurd.

And the two absurd things that the movie glosses over that aren't action scenes.

Mav saying he can't tell anyone it's classified and then proceeds to tell everyone.

And Viper telling Mav he can't say what happened to his father because it would end his career...and then immediately proceeds to tell Mav what happened to his father.
This post was edited on 4/21/19 at 8:31 pm
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
33659 posts
Posted on 4/21/19 at 8:43 pm to
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How does a pilot save three planes after his jet is hit?


"Up there we gotta push it, that's our job." - Viper
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78173 posts
Posted on 4/21/19 at 8:50 pm to
Before soy consumption ruined men, we used to sweat a lot and did not give a single frick. The 80s was a very sweaty decade.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20460 posts
Posted on 4/21/19 at 8:51 pm to
That top gun intro music.
This post was edited on 4/21/19 at 8:56 pm
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