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Who's faster: 10-year-old Princess Leia or Usain Bolt in his prime?

Posted on 1/4/23 at 4:10 pm
Posted by Sgt Tuffnuts
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Posted on 1/4/23 at 4:10 pm
I think that a strong argument could be made for either one. Obviously we'll never find out one way or the other, because Usain Bolt isn't in his prime anymore.

In a crowded city center with numerous back alleys, or in the middle of the woods behind somebody's house, I would give Princess Leia a slight edge. But in terms of straight-line speed, we've never seen someone as fast as Usain Bolt and probably never will again. He could BOLT!!!
Posted by bad93ex
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Posted on 1/4/23 at 4:13 pm to
Does 10-year old Princess Leia have Mary Poppins abilities yet?
Posted by Sgt Tuffnuts
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Posted on 1/4/23 at 4:15 pm to
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Does 10-year old Princess Leia have Mary Poppins abilities yet?


No, but whenever a fully grown ambulatory adult says "get back here little girl" or "wait you can trust me," she turns on the after boosters.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 1/4/23 at 4:17 pm to
is leia wearing the bikini or the white gown?
Posted by kciDAtaE
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Posted on 1/4/23 at 4:19 pm to
I think minorities beat females in todays woke scale
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 1/4/23 at 4:26 pm to
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is leia wearing the bikini or the white gown?
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10-year-old


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Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 1/5/23 at 3:33 pm to
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is leia wearing the bikini or the white gown?
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10-year-old


You are on a list now


nah, legit question. The gown would slow her down.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Posted on 1/5/23 at 4:50 pm to
On a flat, open track, Bolt. Easy.

But in the woods, or in a crowded urban setting, Lil' Leia is more elusive than a greased eel.
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 1/5/23 at 6:13 pm to
Didn’t make it very far in this series and this was certainly a contributing factor. Jedi killers? Not today motha frickers. Baby Leia has a diaper full of poo and rocket shoes
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 1/6/23 at 7:12 am to
So...are they running on planets with identical gravitational pull...or could Leia be on one that has a different gravitational effect? What about Oxygen content in the air? Is she in an environment where there is more available oxygen, which could reduce fatigue?
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
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Posted on 1/6/23 at 7:22 am to
Ahh yes, the episode where ole Ben asks Leia how old she is. Forgetting that he was there for her birth and she’s exactly as old and the length of time he’s been in hiding
This post was edited on 1/6/23 at 7:23 am
Posted by lsufan9193969700
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Posted on 1/6/23 at 7:31 am to
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10-year-old


quote:

is leia wearing the bikini or the white gown?



Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 1/6/23 at 9:33 am to
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Ahh yes, the episode where ole Ben asks Leia how old she is. Forgetting that he was there for her birth and she’s exactly as old and the length of time he’s been in hiding


The sign of a terrible show is when it doesn't remember its own established history.

Leia had never met Obi-wan. She knew OF him from hearing her father speak his name concerning the Clone Wars. So much of the established canon from SW 4,5 and 6 goes out the window with the embarrassing D+ series.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
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Posted on 1/6/23 at 11:39 am to
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Ahh yes, the episode where ole Ben asks Leia how old she is. Forgetting that he was there for her birth and she’s exactly as old and the length of time he’s been in hiding


You've never asked a child how old they were even though you knew?

And to answer the OP, Leia is faster unless she gets a headstart in a tunnel.
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