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Which In Living Color sketch/character do you want made into a movie?

Posted on 1/16/16 at 10:34 pm
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
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Posted on 1/16/16 at 10:34 pm
Al MacAfee – A parody of Joe Louis Clark, David Alan Grier plays a strict, yet clueless shop teacher with a bad hip. He is known for working as a Hall Monitor and using a bullhorn to yell at innocent students and teachers, while being oblivious to bad things going on around him, as well as the consistent rejection by a fellow female teacher (played by Kim Wayans), with whom he is infatuated. Various cast members portray students and teachers who put up with Mr. MacAfee.


Anton Jackson – Damon Wayans portrays a filthy, drunken homeless person (he lives in a corrugated cardboard box) with a unique world view. Amongst other happenings, he appeared in Po' People's Court (taken from The People's Court), had his own Public-access television cable TV show entitled This Ol' Box (taken from This Old House), and had a marriage of convenience. He frequently carried with him his "personal facilities", a jar that he used as a toilet and which seemed to contain a floating pickle and brine (probably meant to represent urine and a turd). The character was also shown on an episode of Saturday Night Live hosted by Damon Wayans where Anton testifies in the O.J. Simpson trial, and was also briefly in 1992's Mo' Money featuring Damon and younger brother Marlon Wayans.

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Cephus and Reesie – Kim Wayans and David Alan Grier play a pair of incredibly annoying soul singers, modeled slightly after Ashford & Simpson. Episodes with Cephus and Reesie included them mistakingly performing at a Bar Mitzvah, an advertisement for an album of theirs, which is eight CDs long due to them breaking songs such as "Silent Night" by one of them asking "If it was a silent now how could it have been a holy night?", and an episode where they sing an extended rendition of "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" for a Death Row convict (Jim Carrey) who (regrettably) is granted his last wish to hear some live soul music before he dies that very night. Cephus and Reesie were also said to have jammed with Frenchie.


Fire Marshal Bill Burns – Jim Carrey portrayed a crazed, masochistic (and supposedly immortal) fire marshal with a manic grin and laugh along with a scarred face whose safety advisories usually include demonstrating (on himself) the very disaster he's warning against. (Every sketch illustrates a timeline of readily-visible damage on Bill from previous episodes). Usually, the warnings are against ridiculous situations that would never come to pass, such as an alien crab-people invasion, a sex doll that was accidentally inflated with hydrogen instead of air which then exploded due to static electricity, or an outbreak of psychotic elves. Every sketch ends with Fire Marshal Bill blowing up the facility he's teaching at, to which the people involved look at the burning facility and either lament what will become of them or simply stare in shock while Fire Marshal Bill says a witty comment and (sometimes) leaves to do more "safety advisories". Despite each sketch showing him lose parts of his body (in one sketch, only his head remained), Bill never dies. In about half the sketches, he gave his full name as Fire Marshal Bill Burns. In one episode when on a cruise, he had a blonde wife named Ashley (a play on the term ash) who also was seemingly immune to the damage Bill caused. Her face was similarly scarred like Bill's was and she was a party to his demonstrations (spreading gasoline in a life raft to prove Bill's point about the danger of flare guns). His catchphrases included "Lemme show ya something!!", "Don't worry folks, I'm a Fire Marshal!" and "It can be very, very DTUHHH-DTUHHH ... DEADLY!"


Homey D. Clown – Damon Wayans plays an ex-con who works as a clown (real name Herman Simpson) for his parole agreement, but lashes out at anyone (usually by hitting them on the head with a sock full of pennies) who attempts to make him perform the standard antics of the role - "I don't think so! Homey don't play that!". His goal in life is to get even with "The Man", a personification of the white males that are "holding him down". Near the end of most sketches, Homey would lead a group of children (played by the cast members) in a call and response sing-along, which would end with him degenerating into a rant, then intimidating the children into repeating after him. Homey was also the first, and only, In Living Color character to get his own video game.[2]

Sweet Tooth Jones – A send-up of blaxploitation films; Tommy Davidson plays a karate instructor with a balding Afro haircut who runs the "Hollywood School of Self-Defense", assisted by Sugar Bear (Marc Wilmore) and Queen Bee (Alexandra Wentworth), all of whom wear clothing from and speak slang of the 1970s, completely out of place with the people they are instructing. Running gags would include simulated the fight to knock out his assistant, but never really knowing how to actually fight. As he put it, "I am a fight choreographer!"

Vera de Milo – Jim Carrey portrays a steroid-abusing female bodybuilder with a conspicuously flat chest and bulge in her posing trunks. Vera was best known by her unnaturally deep, breathy voice and grotesque, horselike laugh, along with a small set of pigtails. Vera de Milo often appeared in movie parodies of then-current films like Pretty Woman and The Hand That Rocks the Cradle.

Wanda – Jamie Foxx portrays Wanda Wayne, the ugliest woman in the world...so ugly, in fact, that no one wanted to be in the same room as her (in one episode, Dracula exposed himself to sunlight to get away from her). She supposedly is the long lost member of the group En Vogue but left because she was taking all of the men. One of these helpless individuals is often Tommy Davidson. In the final season of In Living Color, Wanda had a child out of wedlock and searched for the father of her child Wanda Jr., which ended with her chasing after Barry Bonds' limo driver, who she believed was the father. Trademark phrase: "I'm gon' rock yo world," "I'm red' to go!," "Hey fo' real do," "I got you," and "Don't make me get ugly!"
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 1/16/16 at 10:37 pm to
Men on Film: The Film
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
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Posted on 1/16/16 at 10:45 pm to
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Men on Film: The Film


Hated it!
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 10:45 pm to
Men on... (Damon Wayans and David Alan Grier) – In this parody of Siskel & Ebert, a pair of extremely effeminate gay men, Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather, review topics completely based on their potential for homoerotic content. Variations of this sketch include Men on Books, Men on Television, Men on Fitness, Men on Vacation, Men on Art, Men on Football and Men on Men. It was the source of many popular catchphrases such as, "Hated It!" (used for any film/book/program centered on one or more female characters), "Fish!", "My second favorite form of liquid protein", "Three words—fa - bu - lous!" and "the yet unheard of Zorro snap, in Z formation!" (Nearly every episode featured some variation of their "two snaps up" finger-snap gesture of approval.) In a two-part season-ending cliffhanger sketch, Blaine gets hit on the head by a stage light and gets a sort of amnesia, making him straight and conventionally "macho"; Antoine tries to restore his normal personality by hitting him in the head with a frying pan and a cinder block, both of which failed. His personality is only restored after being hit in the face by Antoine. The characters were resurrected for an episode of SNL hosted by Damon Wayans, and again when David Alan Grier hosted SNL.[citation needed] The theme song to the pair's "show" was "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 1/16/16 at 10:45 pm to
Homey or Fire Marshal Bill
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
37180 posts
Posted on 1/16/16 at 10:47 pm to
Brilliant
Posted by VOR
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2009
68835 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 12:39 am to
The wildest Men On was during Super Bowl 26 halftime show when they did "Men on Football". It actually was live and uncut and caused quite a stir. Especially the Richard Gere reference at around the 3:20 mark and the mention of Carl Lewis at the end.

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Posted by Geauxnoose
Member since Dec 2015
546 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:00 pm to
The Adventures of Handiman!

"Never underestimate the power of the handicapped"
Posted by TXGunslinger10
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2011
18159 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:11 pm to
Carl The Tooth Williams!
Posted by KingofthePoint
Member since Feb 2009
11092 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:19 pm to
Out of that list.....Wanda


I do like the Men on Films idea
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21363 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:19 pm to
Benita Butrell – Kim Wayans portrays a neighborhood woman who breaks the fourth wall by gossiping directly to the viewer and airing her neighbors' dirty laundry after they pass by her...but she "ain't one to gossip, so you didn't hear that from me." She claims to be very close to a "Miss Jenkins", who ironically is usually the target of her most vicious gossip.

I loved that shite.
Posted by Cruiserhog
Little Rock
Member since Apr 2008
10460 posts
Posted on 1/17/16 at 9:43 pm to
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Brilliant


The brilliance would be having that amalgamation of characters meet in a timeline drama/comedy.
Posted by LSU_postman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
2956 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 1:38 am to
I'd love to see a movie where all these characters lived in the same world..I just can't determine which would be best to be the central figure to anchor the movie
Posted by RonBurgundy
Whale's Vagina(San Diego)
Member since Oct 2005
13302 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 2:11 am to
props to this thread
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
15951 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 2:45 am to
The only one I couldn't get enough of was the blonde Fly Girl but of that list Wanda.
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
37539 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 5:28 am to
My vote would be for Handyman.

It wasn't really their best skit (Homey the Clown was probably that) but seeing the protesters and comedians go back and forth would be about as zeitgeist as it gets.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27167 posts
Posted on 1/18/16 at 5:45 am to
This character never gets the love that he should.

This post was edited on 1/18/16 at 5:46 am
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