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What's your favorite Cartman scheme?
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:51 pm
I have South Park playing in the background while working today and the "Do the Handicapped go to Hell, Probably" 2-parter is on. I absolutely love Cartman playing the long-con here using the kids fear of Hell to capitalize on making money ala televangelists.
Besides the super obvious Scott Tenerman episode, what are some of your favorite Cartman schemes?
Besides the super obvious Scott Tenerman episode, what are some of your favorite Cartman schemes?
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:56 pm to BCLA
Christian boy band.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:59 pm to BCLA
Blowing diarrhea in his room while on a WOW bender.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:01 pm to BCLA
Trying to win the Special Olympics
This post was edited on 4/15/20 at 3:02 pm
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:06 pm to BCLA
Putting Butters in a bunker so he could go to Casa Bonita 
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:07 pm to BCLA
Tourette's Syndrome
This post was edited on 4/15/20 at 3:10 pm
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:08 pm to ohiovol
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Trying to win the Special Olympics
Ya that one may be my favorite
This post was edited on 4/15/20 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:11 pm to BCLA
Scott Tenorman, Faith Plus One, Casa Bonita, Special Olympics already mentioned. Wow.
When he gets Congress to legalize stem cell research to clone a Shakey's pizza.
When he thinks Kyle has a picture of him with Butters penis in his mouth and tries to get ahead of it in show and tell.
When he tries to avoid fighting Wendy by getting detention, eating his underwear, etc.
When he gets Congress to legalize stem cell research to clone a Shakey's pizza.
When he thinks Kyle has a picture of him with Butters penis in his mouth and tries to get ahead of it in show and tell.
When he tries to avoid fighting Wendy by getting detention, eating his underwear, etc.
This post was edited on 4/15/20 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:18 pm to Tigerfan56
Casa Bonita is the best Cartman episode IMO but his best scheme is probably giving Kyle AIDS.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:19 pm to tigerfan84
Psychic
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:41 pm to BCLA
Cursing nonstop due to Tourette’s was awesome.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:44 pm to BCLA
And what's funny in the beginning of Casa Bonita episode Kyle comes running into the living room telling the guys he's got wonderful news and Cartman responds: "you have AIDS?"
And then 5 seasons later, Cartman gives Kyle AIDS.
Casa Bonita is the perfect embodiment of Cartman in all his devious glory.
And then 5 seasons later, Cartman gives Kyle AIDS.
Casa Bonita is the perfect embodiment of Cartman in all his devious glory.
This post was edited on 4/15/20 at 3:48 pm
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:52 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Just hit me that nobody's mentioned his Awesome-O scheme yet.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 4:53 pm to BCLA
freezing himself
Posted on 4/15/20 at 5:13 pm to BCLA
aborted fetus broker
crack baby sports agent
professor of cheating
crack baby sports agent
professor of cheating
Posted on 4/15/20 at 5:40 pm to BCLA
Awesome-O is right behind Tenorman.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 5:40 pm to BCLA
Crack Baby Athletic Association
Posted on 4/15/20 at 5:51 pm to BCLA
Dressing his hand up like J-Lo and scoring a record deal is up there.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 6:35 pm to BCLA
Becoming the KFC kingpin in Medicinal Fried Chicken
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