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re: What's your favorite Cartman scheme?
Posted on 4/15/20 at 6:50 pm to Obtuse1
Posted on 4/15/20 at 6:50 pm to Obtuse1
A great little underrated Cartman scheming moment I love is in the Obama/McCain Oceans 11 spoof when he only has one quick scene, but it's him with a wagon full of TV's he's looted and trying to sell off 
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 6:51 pm to mizzoubuckeyeiowa
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his best scheme is probably giving Kyle AIDS.
I’m not just sure— I’m HIV positive.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 8:11 pm to Rep520
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When he gets Congress to legalize stem cell research to clone a Shakey's pizza.
Easily. His callousness while trying to hawk dead fetuses like a telemarketer is one of my favorite things they've ever done.
"Come on, you're breaking my balls."
"I know you can do better than that. I'm like these fetuses, I wasn't born yesterday either."
Posted on 4/16/20 at 6:47 pm to BCLA
The one where he eats all the gold in the caverns so that nobody else can have it and it turns out to be plastic coins for tourist pictures
Posted on 4/16/20 at 6:53 pm to Obtuse1
Dressing up like a spoiled brat to go on Maury Povich and get whatever schwag prize they give the participants.
Bonus that episode had Butters as 'Boy with balls on chin' and Cartman gave us the famous line : "Whatever, whatever I do what I want." Well before "cashmeousside" chick.
Bonus that episode had Butters as 'Boy with balls on chin' and Cartman gave us the famous line : "Whatever, whatever I do what I want." Well before "cashmeousside" chick.
Posted on 4/16/20 at 8:06 pm to BCLA
I love the civil war episode where he takes over
Posted on 4/16/20 at 8:56 pm to Buckeye06
Posted on 4/17/20 at 7:14 am to BCLA
Not mentioned so far - Ladder to Heaven.
“Maybe we can’t see Heaven because one of us doesn’t believe enough. Because one of us is a J-O-O”
“Maybe we can’t see Heaven because one of us doesn’t believe enough. Because one of us is a J-O-O”
Posted on 4/17/20 at 8:59 am to BCLA
No Taco Flavored Kisses?
Posted on 4/17/20 at 9:06 am to jmarto1
Posted on 4/17/20 at 10:22 am to BCLA
Posted on 4/17/20 at 10:24 am to Rep520
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Just hit me that nobody's mentioned his Awesome-O scheme yet.
He had the Saints winning the SB in that one so it was always a fave of mine.
Posted on 4/17/20 at 11:07 am to Backinthe615
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Dressing his hand up like J-Lo and scoring a record deal is up there
And giving ben affleck a hand job in afflecks convertible
Posted on 4/17/20 at 11:10 am to BCLA
Cartman rallying the gingers
Posted on 4/17/20 at 12:04 pm to kingbob
V-chip Cartman is the winner 
Posted on 4/17/20 at 1:47 pm to BCLA
Not really a scheme, but the chicken lover book fair episode still gets a laugh...Sir, step out of the car please.
Favorite scheme was the special olympics or the ginger rally.
Favorite scheme was the special olympics or the ginger rally.
This post was edited on 4/17/20 at 1:54 pm
Posted on 4/17/20 at 10:34 pm to Tigerfan56
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Putting Butters in a bunker so he could go to Casa Bonita
I rewatched that one today. It was gold
Posted on 4/18/20 at 4:51 am to BCLA
When the others dye his hair and skin to make him a ginger and he then tries to Holocaust all the non ginger children.. at a Holiday Inn.
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