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re: WE HAVE A WINNER: MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE OF ALL TIME: MONTE PYTHON/HOLY GRAIL
Posted on 6/16/11 at 10:21 pm to JoshuaChamberlain
Posted on 6/16/11 at 10:21 pm to JoshuaChamberlain
Was Zoolander in the field?
If not, frick this survey.
If not, frick this survey.
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Posted on 6/16/11 at 11:48 pm to BayouBengals03
Couldn't quote a line from Dumb and Dumber to save my life
Tombstone for the win
Tombstone for the win
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:08 am to BayouBengals03
quote:
Was Zoolander in the field?
Yes it was. Lost in either the 1th or 2rd round
so
This post was edited on 6/17/11 at 8:08 am
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:11 am to JoshuaChamberlain
So Dumb and Dumber wins by curbstomping Tombstone? 
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:13 am to spslayto
Votes are tallied and yes, it was an arse fricking
Dumb & Dumber: 30
Tombstone: 15
Final Matchup should be epic...vote away folks!
Monty Python: Holy Grail
VS.
Dumb and Dumber
for all the marbles..
Dumb & Dumber: 30
Tombstone: 15
Final Matchup should be epic...vote away folks!
Monty Python: Holy Grail
VS.
Dumb and Dumber
for all the marbles..
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:16 am to JoshuaChamberlain
In first for Dumb and Dumber. 
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:17 am to spslayto
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:22 am to JoshuaChamberlain
Dumb and Dumber baby!
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:27 am to JoshuaChamberlain
Dumb & Dumber
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:28 am to JoshuaChamberlain
"She turned me into a newt!"
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:35 am to JoshuaChamberlain
Some Python Quotes to get Started
I Don't want to talk to you no more, you Empty-headed animal food trough Water. fart in you General Direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
It's only a flesh wound!
Bring out your dead
We are the Knights who say... NI.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
On second thought lets NOT go to Camelot, tis a silly place.
I'm not dead!
What makes you think she is a witch?
Well, she turned me into a newt.
A newt?
I got better.
Bad Zoot! She is a naughty person. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her. You must spank her well. And then... spank me!
What're you gonna do, bleed on me??!!
And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
There are some who call me...Tim?
We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni...We are the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing...
Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't.
Arthur: Well, what's that then?
Black Knight: I've had worse.
Arthur: You liar!
Where did you get the coconuts?
You shall cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...... WITH....... A HERRING.
come back here and i'll bite your legs off!-
WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Arthur: What do you mean, an African or a European Swallow?
Bridgekeeper: um..I don't know that... aieeeeeeeeee...
I Don't want to talk to you no more, you Empty-headed animal food trough Water. fart in you General Direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
It's only a flesh wound!
Bring out your dead
We are the Knights who say... NI.
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
On second thought lets NOT go to Camelot, tis a silly place.
I'm not dead!
What makes you think she is a witch?
Well, she turned me into a newt.
A newt?
I got better.
Bad Zoot! She is a naughty person. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her. You must spank her well. And then... spank me!
What're you gonna do, bleed on me??!!
And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
There are some who call me...Tim?
We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni...We are the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing...
Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't.
Arthur: Well, what's that then?
Black Knight: I've had worse.
Arthur: You liar!
Where did you get the coconuts?
You shall cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...... WITH....... A HERRING.
come back here and i'll bite your legs off!-
WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Arthur: What do you mean, an African or a European Swallow?
Bridgekeeper: um..I don't know that... aieeeeeeeeee...
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:38 am to JoshuaChamberlain
Better do the dumb and dumber quotes next, don't be biased now lol.
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:41 am to bubbaprohn
Dumb and Dumber quotes can be used more in actual life than Monty Python can. I like Holy Grail more than Dumb and Dumber, but there are so many uses for Dumb and Dumber quotes, so I have to go with it.
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:45 am to JoshuaChamberlain
Followed by some Dumb & Dumber Quotes
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!
Nice set of hooters you got there.
Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.
[He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite.]
Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!
Oh, I dunno, Lloyd, the French are assholes
Lloyd: The least you could do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean like one out of a hundred?
Mary: More like one out of a million.
Lloyd: So you're tellin' me there's a chance
Harry: Huh! I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shite, man.
Harry: Look at the buns on that.
Lloyd: Yeaaaah...he must work out.
Lloyd: Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
Waitress: It's the Soup of the Day.
Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.
Lloyd: So, where ya headed?
Mary: Aspen
Lloyd: Mmm, California. Beautiful!
Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. [in an Australian accent] G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not
Yes, sir. They're driving an '84...sheep dog.
Harry: Skis, huh?
Woman: That's right.
Harry: They yours?
Woman: ..Uh huh.
Harry: Both of them?
Woman: Yeah.
Harry: Cool!
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
"I got worms!"
Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this…and totally redeem yourself!
Nice set of hooters you got there.
Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Starts with an S! Let's see. Swim? Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?
Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase.
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! It's right here.
[He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite.]
Lloyd: Samsonite! I was way off! I knew it started with an S, though.
Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!
Oh, I dunno, Lloyd, the French are assholes
Lloyd: The least you could do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean like one out of a hundred?
Mary: More like one out of a million.
Lloyd: So you're tellin' me there's a chance
Harry: Huh! I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shite, man.
Harry: Look at the buns on that.
Lloyd: Yeaaaah...he must work out.
Lloyd: Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
Waitress: It's the Soup of the Day.
Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.
Lloyd: So, where ya headed?
Mary: Aspen
Lloyd: Mmm, California. Beautiful!
Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. [in an Australian accent] G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not
Yes, sir. They're driving an '84...sheep dog.
Harry: Skis, huh?
Woman: That's right.
Harry: They yours?
Woman: ..Uh huh.
Harry: Both of them?
Woman: Yeah.
Harry: Cool!
Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!
"I got worms!"
Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:50 am to JoshuaChamberlain
Holy Grail
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:54 am to TigerTalker142
truly a good matchup
gotta go with D&D tho.
gotta go with D&D tho.
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:56 am to taylork37
We Landed on the Moon!
Posted on 6/17/11 at 8:57 am to OMLandshark
Holy Grail.
Posted on 6/17/11 at 9:03 am to JoshuaChamberlain
Monty Python and the Holy Grail!
"There are some who call me...Tim?"
"There are some who call me...Tim?"
Posted on 6/17/11 at 9:07 am to Pectus
Dumbd and Dumdber
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