re: Underrated movie scene/line that makes you laugh

've never seen that. I've never seen someone drive their garbage to the curb and then beat the hell out of it with a stick. I.... I've never seen that"

-The Burbs
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Every so often when I roll the garbage out to the street I think k of that scene.

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Underrated movie scene/line that makes you laugh

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I don't know about underrated, but several scenes from Major Payne not only had me cracking up, but my brother and friends who all served in the USMC would quote that movie for YEARS after the fact.

Major Payne: Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your arse, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.


After shooting the closet the little boy thinks a monster is hiding in:

Major Payne: If he's still in there he ain't happy!



Major Benson Winifred Payne: [Payne has just been informed that the USMC has run out of battles for him to fight, AND has passed him over for promotion to Lieutenant Colonel] General, are you telling me that nowhere in the military is there any longer a job for trained human weapons of destruction such as myself?
Gen. Decker: Most blood is now shed in the halls of Congress, Payne. Guys like us are becoming dinosaurs.
Major Benson Winifred Payne: General, surely there must be SOMEBODY left who needs some killing, or some killing done for them.
Gen. Decker: Sorry, Major. There's nobody left. You've killed them all.


Emily: He's trying to show you some affection.
Major Payne: I don't like it. It makes me feel all funny.

In Collateral when earring Mark Ruffalo drags Jamie Foxx outside to escape and Tom Cruise drops him outta no where and screams "Cmon!" to Foxx. I frickin died when that happened first time I saw it.

Just how Max survived all that and finally thinks he's safe and Vincent pops another guy just cause he sees the gun. No dialogue necessary to explain how frickin close he got to finally being done

“I wish I wasn’t wearing this fricking shirt”

Kingpin (Bill Murray opening scene?)

1979 Waitress : Tanqueray and Tab.

Ernie McCracken : Keep 'em comin', sweets, I got a long drive. Do me a favor, will you? Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?

When Pat Healy is standing by his car reading a newspaper and listening in on Mary. Tucker stars to expose Healy and he turns around yells, "frick!"

"Exceptional my arse" after scoring a TD in the football game is pretty funny too.

Matt Dillon was great as Pat Healy.

Big Earn has so many.

I had always heard his drink order as Tanqueray and tap...but I think Tab is much more on brand for Big Earn.