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This is a thread where we question and over analyze the plots of little kid TV shows
Posted on 7/6/20 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 7/6/20 at 6:22 pm
Disclaimer***
These are children’s TV shows, obviously there’s no reason for them to have rocksolid plots and crystal clear story lines, this thread is for fun don’t take it too seriously.
I’ll start with my sons new favorite TV show “Super Wings“
Our main character Jet is a talking airplane with the ability to transform into a walking robot. He has the capability to takeoff and land at full speed, and has no problem finding nomadic people in deserts, a single person in a jungle, or seemingly anyone else anywhere in the world. He lives on some kind of private airport island with other similar planes and claims to be the fastest plane in the world.
Despite his incredible talents, his job seems to be to deliver small, inexpensive, usually culturally significant objects, exclusively to little children all over the world. He also sticks around after his deliveries, spending the rest of the day helping them on whatever adventure they want, and usually calling in one or more of his friends to help out.
This got me thinking about what an incredible waste of resources this is, each one of these deliveries has to cost whoever owns him millions of dollars, and I imagine he was insanely expensive to build and the upkeep has got to be astronomical too. There is no way that is a profitable enterprise. The only theory I have that makes any sense is that he must be part of some kind of secret project. Whoever owns him is using him to deliver stuff to kids so that they can test out his ability to locate and identify precise targets with speed. There is no doubt in my mind that some kind of Lex Luthor person is going to one day use Jet and his super wing friends to wage war on the world.
I figure it’s the supposedly “goofball” air traffic controller Jimbo
The Super Wings seem to go and do whatever he tells them, he’s playing a part now so that he can dominate the world later
These are children’s TV shows, obviously there’s no reason for them to have rocksolid plots and crystal clear story lines, this thread is for fun don’t take it too seriously.
I’ll start with my sons new favorite TV show “Super Wings“
Our main character Jet is a talking airplane with the ability to transform into a walking robot. He has the capability to takeoff and land at full speed, and has no problem finding nomadic people in deserts, a single person in a jungle, or seemingly anyone else anywhere in the world. He lives on some kind of private airport island with other similar planes and claims to be the fastest plane in the world.
Despite his incredible talents, his job seems to be to deliver small, inexpensive, usually culturally significant objects, exclusively to little children all over the world. He also sticks around after his deliveries, spending the rest of the day helping them on whatever adventure they want, and usually calling in one or more of his friends to help out.
This got me thinking about what an incredible waste of resources this is, each one of these deliveries has to cost whoever owns him millions of dollars, and I imagine he was insanely expensive to build and the upkeep has got to be astronomical too. There is no way that is a profitable enterprise. The only theory I have that makes any sense is that he must be part of some kind of secret project. Whoever owns him is using him to deliver stuff to kids so that they can test out his ability to locate and identify precise targets with speed. There is no doubt in my mind that some kind of Lex Luthor person is going to one day use Jet and his super wing friends to wage war on the world.
I figure it’s the supposedly “goofball” air traffic controller Jimbo
The Super Wings seem to go and do whatever he tells them, he’s playing a part now so that he can dominate the world later
This post was edited on 7/6/20 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 7/6/20 at 6:34 pm to Tiger1242
When do the fricking Supermonsters sleep? Their parents are all monsters all day long. But the kids are human by day and monsters at night (they attend monster pre-school at night). The parents are always free for pre-school events and holidays every night, so I assume they work during the day (those that work).
And what purpose is there for them to be human in the first place? It isn't a secret - from the first episode, everyone in Pitchfork Pines knows that the Supermonsters are monsters, even when they're human. None of their parents are human. Do they start human and slowly become monsters as they age? It's never explained.
And what purpose is there for them to be human in the first place? It isn't a secret - from the first episode, everyone in Pitchfork Pines knows that the Supermonsters are monsters, even when they're human. None of their parents are human. Do they start human and slowly become monsters as they age? It's never explained.
Posted on 7/6/20 at 6:56 pm to Tiger1242
Die Hard would never happen in real life. The black cop would have shot John McClain
Posted on 7/6/20 at 7:10 pm to Tiger1242
Where does Phineas and Ferb get the funding to order the supplies for their massive construction projects every day? Are they subsisting off some hidden patent revenue we don’t know about? Do they have compromising information on building suppliers whose illicit secrets they keep in exchange for all the materials they need? Do they have their own line of inators? Does Perry the Platypus draw a salary?
Posted on 7/6/20 at 7:20 pm to Tiger1242
I can't speak on kid's shows, I have no kids so I don't watch them. Years ago I went over to a buddy's house and his daughter was watching Teletubbies. I ended up watching about an hour of that toddler acid trip and started questioning my life choices.
Posted on 7/6/20 at 7:29 pm to Tiger1242
How did Scrooge McDuck jump into a large pool of gold coins from a decent height without paralyzing himself? It's lucky most kids didn't have the gold coins to emulate him.
Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wear eye masks? If they're trying to hide their identity, there aren't many 6 foot tall jacked turtles with nunchuks running around, so it's not hard to ID them.
Just on the whole, why do so many children's shows depict characters wearing shirts with no pants?
Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wear eye masks? If they're trying to hide their identity, there aren't many 6 foot tall jacked turtles with nunchuks running around, so it's not hard to ID them.
Just on the whole, why do so many children's shows depict characters wearing shirts with no pants?
Posted on 7/6/20 at 8:19 pm to Rep520
Paw Patrol. Where the frick are Ryder’s parents? And how in the hell do all of the pups’ vehicles fit inside of Ryder’s RV?
And moreover, how the hell does Ryder drive that thing legally? He’s 10 years old!
And moreover, how the hell does Ryder drive that thing legally? He’s 10 years old!
Posted on 7/6/20 at 11:19 pm to CocomoLSU
I don't think I'd put these 2 in charge of my teenage daughter but that's just me
This post was edited on 7/6/20 at 11:21 pm
Posted on 7/6/20 at 11:38 pm to Rep520
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Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wear eye masks?
Because they are ninjas!!! Were you never 10 years old?
Posted on 7/7/20 at 8:09 am to Tiger1242
Where the frick are Dora's parents? And why the frick do Caillou's parents let him whine like a bitch all the time.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 8:16 am to tigafan4life
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Where the frick are Dora's parents?
Also... where are Max and Ruby's parents? Did they get eaten?
And... on Peppa Pig... they ate barbecue. Does that make Peppa and her family cannibals?
Posted on 7/7/20 at 8:22 am to tigafan4life
Calliou's dad is a bitch and enables his little snowflake's meltdowns.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 8:29 am to SSpaniel
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And... on Peppa Pig... they ate barbecue. Does that make Peppa and her family cannibals?
Posted on 7/7/20 at 8:42 am to SSpaniel
quote:Oh i forgot about them. And also Charlie and Lola.
Also... where are Max and Ruby's parents
Peppa Pig is dumb.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 8:52 am to CAD703X
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I don't think I'd put these 2 in charge of my teenage daughter but that's just me
Posted on 7/7/20 at 9:06 am to CAD703X
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I don't think I'd put these 2 in charge of my teenage daughter but that's just me
Not to mention that picture makes it look like one of them is leering at her like an escaped pedophile.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 9:29 am to tigafan4life
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Where the frick are Dora's parents?
Dora’s parents are occasionally in some episodes and books.
I recall an episode where Dora had to return a library book. One leg of the journey required her to cross a lake with a crocodile that chased her. Pretty tough neighborhood.
Posted on 7/7/20 at 9:31 am to Rep520
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How did Scrooge McDuck jump into a large pool of gold coins from a decent height without paralyzing himself?
Posted on 7/7/20 at 9:55 am to tigafan4life
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Peppa Pig is dumb.
FYI Peppa and her family are actually giants.
Peppa is 7’1”
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