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re: Things you have learned from movies

Posted on 2/27/20 at 10:30 am to
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
9357 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 10:30 am to
"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7459 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 10:48 am to
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15492 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 10:58 am to
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 11:15 am to
There is really nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking.
Posted by Tiger Voodoo
Champs 03 07 09 11(fack) 19!!!
Member since Mar 2007
22120 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 11:33 am to
Old refrigerators will save your life in the event of a nuclear blast.


If confronted by a Tyrannosauras Rex, remain absolutely still and he will be unable to see you.


Never scream for “help”. Always yell “fire.” Nobody answers to help, yell fire and they come running.


When life gives you lemons, just say frick the lemons and bail.
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
17850 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 11:41 am to
That you can get your arse kicked by saying “a case of the mondays”

Saying “you play ball like a girl” wins any argument
Posted by GalvestonTiger21
Galveston County
Member since Jun 2017
5 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 11:42 am to
Only two people know karate, The Chinese and the King
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 11:52 am to
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If it bleeds, we can kill it.


And some people don't have time to bleed.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14183 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:07 pm to
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Greenland is covered with ice and Iceland is very nice!


lmao...winner
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14183 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:09 pm to
Never let anyone outside the family know what you're thinking.

A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.
Posted by Marciano1
Marksville, LA
Member since Jun 2009
20034 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:15 pm to
quote:

Things you have learned from movies



Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 12:18 pm to
Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.
Posted by GamecockUltimate
Columbia,SC
Member since Feb 2019
9440 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 1:05 pm to
If someone asks if youre a god, You say yes!
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14183 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 1:24 pm to
Don't cross the streams.
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
10476 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

Don't cross the streams.


There's a significant caveat to that one.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 2:27 pm to
Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 3:17 pm to
The sponge has to be wet.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76212 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 3:26 pm to
wax on, wax off can keep you from getting an arse whipping
This post was edited on 2/27/20 at 3:28 pm
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 3:28 pm to
Sometimes, you will need a bigger boat
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76212 posts
Posted on 2/27/20 at 3:31 pm to
There's no crying in baseball
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