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The stupidest things about new Salem's Lot

Posted on 10/11/24 at 2:13 pm
Posted by ghost2most
Member since Mar 2012
7921 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 2:13 pm
Besides the terrible character development was the fact that they want us to believe that not only is there more than one black family living in rural small town Maine in the 70s but that the town's doctor is a black female lol.

What are the statistical odds of this? I feel like having vampires is more likely.

The movie just sucked all the way around. Only good thing about it was getting to hear Sun Down several times.
This post was edited on 10/11/24 at 2:41 pm
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8866 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 2:19 pm to
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What are the statistical odds of this? I feel like having vampires is more likely.

Ah, yes but you're referring to 1970 1970. The show takes place in 2024 1970. Many black female doctors back in 2024 1970.
This post was edited on 10/11/24 at 2:21 pm
Posted by ghost2most
Member since Mar 2012
7921 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 2:37 pm to
Per chatgpt which I'm surprised even answered and didn't say some bullshite about it being insensitive.

It would not be unreasonable to estimate that the odds were significantly less than 1 in 10,000, if not lower, when factoring in the small number of Black female physicians nationally, their concentration in urban areas, and the general demographics of rural Maine at the time.

Salem's Lot is one of my favorite King books. It's soooo good. This is sooo bad.

Hadn't seen the original 70s mini series in a long time. It's also on Max.

It's not great, but comparatively it's an Oscar Winner.

I think the hardest part of the old version is the Ben Mears character looks 50 even though he's in his 30s. People in the 70s just looked old.

Bonnie Bedilia is hot though.
This post was edited on 10/11/24 at 2:43 pm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39261 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 2:41 pm to
Based ChatGPT.
Posted by schatman
Montana
Member since Nov 2018
2958 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 3:18 pm to
Best part about it: Makenzie Leigh
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4721 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

they want us to believe that not only is there more than one black family living in rural small town Maine in the 70s but that the town's doctor is a black female lol.

I would have to say that the statistical probability for having a black female doctor in 1970s Maine, is probably better than, say...HAVING F******G VAMPIRES in the same town.
Posted by ghost2most
Member since Mar 2012
7921 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 4:39 pm to
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I would have to say that the statistical probability for having a black female doctor in 1970s Maine, is probably better than, say...HAVING F******G VAMPIRES in the same town.


Not by much
Posted by Shiftyplus1
Regret nothing that made you smile
Member since Oct 2005
14573 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 4:40 pm to
Maine is just about the whitest state in the union. Blacks make up 1.2% of the total population. Im assuming in the 70s it was even less, under 1%. So.....yeah.
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70646 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 4:46 pm to
“Mackenzie Leigh”


Speaking of locked wood
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71146 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 4:52 pm to
In 1975 (the year the 2024 movie is set in) it was less than 1%. There were only a few hundred black female doctors nationwide in the mid-70s. This according to ChatGPT.

In other words, this is Hollywood filling their diversity quota.
Posted by Sam Quint
Member since Sep 2022
8866 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

I would have to say that the statistical probability for having a black female doctor in 1970s Maine, is probably better than, say...HAVING F******G VAMPIRES in the same town.

He literally made this same exact joke in the same post. I award you one downvote.
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32393 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 5:37 pm to
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would not be unreasonable to estimate that the odds were significantly less than 1 in 10,000, if not lower, when factoring in the small number of Black female physicians nationally, their concentration in urban areas, and the general demographics of rural Maine at the time.


I went to Maine in November 2023. I did not see a single black person outside of about 5 in Portland.

There and New Hampshire were complete devoid of black people.

Portsmouth and Manchester were awash in BLM signs for people that didn’t live there.
This post was edited on 10/11/24 at 5:40 pm
Posted by Hooch Is Crazy
Member since Oct 2024
258 posts
Posted on 10/11/24 at 5:45 pm to
William Shakespeare was from Compton, bro.

Film from Rian Johnson coming in 2026.
Posted by littlebird92
Louisiana
Member since May 2018
331 posts
Posted on 10/12/24 at 7:33 pm to
This should've been more of a mini series. It would've been much easier to flesh out the characters and slow down the story to get more details. And this is coming from someone who has never read the book or seen the previous movies.

Getting to hear Sundown several times was awesome though.
This post was edited on 10/12/24 at 7:34 pm
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
18521 posts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 12:30 am to
So I’m watching it and about 2/3 of the way in, oh, here’s Alfred Woodard, she’s one of the main characters.????
Then a little later, she’s gone. WTH?

It was weird.
Posted by rileytiger
Surfing The Gulf of America
Member since Feb 2007
4398 posts
Posted on 10/13/24 at 8:36 pm to
I went in with low expectations (girlfriend wanted to watch). It was ok not bad, but not great. Never read book or watched the original either.
Posted by markthetiger
alexandria
Member since Aug 2005
1450 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 9:20 am to
Watch the original...way better
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87349 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 9:36 am to
pound for pound Max is probably the worst streaming content entity right now
Posted by Bayou nights
Nashville
Member since Aug 2019
955 posts
Posted on 10/14/24 at 6:34 pm to
I was pretty disappointed, I love horror movies and wish someone would make a good one. They are few and far between these days.
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