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re: The new Lara Croft for Amazon's Tomb Raider will allegedly be Sansa Stark

Posted on 11/14/24 at 4:07 pm to
Posted by Thracken13
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Member since Feb 2010
18866 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 4:07 pm to
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If she is a lesbian she has definitely raided some wombs


FIFY

and Angelina Tomb Raider was fricking hot. the shower side boob was top tier
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 11/14/24 at 4:48 pm to
Sophie Turner isn't exactly box office gold. I hope they'd choose a better actress and one with less off-screen baggage too, but it's Amazon.
Posted by Cenlabration
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Member since Apr 2021
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Posted on 11/14/24 at 5:11 pm to
Should be Vanessa Kirby



Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
42428 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 5:22 pm to
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Vikander is actually very fluid (I think ballet?), but she wasn't curvy either (although I think she's fine as frog hair).


Yea she is definitely fine.

Hadn't seen any recent photos of Sophie Turner. She barely looks like the Game of Thrones Sophie Turner. Looks like she did the stupid suck the fat out of your cheeks surgery thing that these women do now. So dumb.



Posted by Ignignokt
Member since Dec 2005
3482 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 5:31 pm to
Amazon has more misses than hits. Every time they announce something like this I don’t have high hopes, but you never know.
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71159 posts
Posted on 11/14/24 at 5:35 pm to
Absolutely not a fan. I wasn't going to watch anyway, but if this is the casting choice I will certainly be staying away.
Posted by Locoguan0
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 11/14/24 at 6:38 pm to
Terrible actor.
Posted by Dingeaux
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
5822 posts
Posted on 11/15/24 at 12:50 am to
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Should be Vanessa Kirby


Good choice. She does it for me!
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
13251 posts
Posted on 11/15/24 at 2:30 am to
Just.....no.
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71159 posts
Posted on 11/15/24 at 5:07 am to
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Give me Daddario



I would have loved this choice but there are a few issues with her that I think Amazon used to overlook her:

1. She's American
2. She's about to turn 39
3. She just recently had a baby

Daddario is limited in her acting abilities and likely would not be able to pull off a British accent. Her age also counts against her as Amazon no doubt wants someone younger to ensure multiple seasons of content. And she needs to round back into physical shape after having a child. Plus she probably wants to spend some time with her newborn considering this is her first child.
Posted by SaintEB
Member since Jul 2008
23653 posts
Posted on 11/15/24 at 4:39 pm to
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Amazon has more misses than hits. Every time they announce something like this I don’t have high hopes, but you never know.



This is part of the master plan. Make shite, lower your expectations, then when they are the lowest, put out something a tad better than shite.....we say "it's not that bad"....boom, we love it (according to them).
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39169 posts
Posted on 11/15/24 at 10:46 pm to
They did hit it out of the park with fallout I’ll give them that
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70790 posts
Posted on 11/15/24 at 10:52 pm to
Laura Croft needs to be athletic and hot. Sophie Turner is not athletic.
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
27322 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 12:42 am to
Turner also has zero charisma and has the acting chops of a cardboard box. A lead in this type of project has to have Harrison Ford 1981 type of Han Solo or Angekine Jolie circa 2000 magnetism that jumps off the screen.

And Sophie fuking Turner ain't got that....
Posted by Madking
Member since Apr 2016
70790 posts
Posted on 11/16/24 at 12:43 am to
Exactly
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