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re: The most underrated moment from The Office
Posted on 6/21/18 at 8:59 am to BilJ
Posted on 6/21/18 at 8:59 am to BilJ
Michael want to build a statue of his boss who recently passed away.
Michael: We could have his eyes light up, we could have his arms move...
Dwight: That is not a statue, that is a robot.
Michael: I think that is a great way to honor Ed.
Dwight: And how big do you want this robot?
Michael: Life-size.
Dwight: Mm, no. Better make it two-thirds. Easier to stop if it turns on us.
Dwight: Look [holding up sketch] I gave him a six foot extension cord so he can't chase us.
Michael: That's perfect.
Michael: We could have his eyes light up, we could have his arms move...
Dwight: That is not a statue, that is a robot.
Michael: I think that is a great way to honor Ed.
Dwight: And how big do you want this robot?
Michael: Life-size.
Dwight: Mm, no. Better make it two-thirds. Easier to stop if it turns on us.
Dwight: Look [holding up sketch] I gave him a six foot extension cord so he can't chase us.
Michael: That's perfect.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 12:24 pm to Master of Sinanju
Kevin Malone: [Andy is demonstrating his talent for Southern accents] Oh, now do the Swedish Chef.
Andy Bernard: I'm not familiar. What province is he from?
Kevin Malone: He lives on "Sesame Street," dumbass.
Andy Bernard: I'm not familiar. What province is he from?
Kevin Malone: He lives on "Sesame Street," dumbass.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 1:23 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
quote:
Kevin Malone: He lives on "Sesame Street," dumbass.
This is a prime example of underrated. I always forget about it.
Kevin's voice as he says it just makes the scene.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 2:46 pm to SBvital
andy's reaction to kevin calling him a dumbass sells it too
this always gets me too
quote:
Michael: Why do you even want to stay at Dunder Mifflin? I mean what's the point? You're cooped up in there all day. You don't get to do your farming. You're not dating Angela anymore. It doesn't matter if you get fired for taking credit for the gold ticket idea. It doesn't matter. Me on the other hand, I would be lost without this place. You, way too manly.
Dwight: What about Shoe La La?
Michael: [sighs] It's not ready yet.
this always gets me too
This post was edited on 6/21/18 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 6/21/18 at 4:15 pm to Master of Sinanju
I lol every time I see this one.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 4:16 pm to _Hurricane_
Probably already posted, but...
Posted on 6/21/18 at 4:38 pm to Speedy G
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Diversity Day
My favorite small part of the episode is when Kevin said "I think you do....Mon"
This post was edited on 6/21/18 at 4:40 pm
Posted on 6/21/18 at 6:22 pm to Speedy G
quote:
Probably already posted, but...
There's a great deleted scene after this where Jim tells Dwight that his card does indeed say woman. So, Jim gives Dwight a new card that simply says "Dwight" and Dwight goes around the conference room trying to guess his new ethnicity.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:34 pm to GaBassFisher92
"It is my responsibility to profligate great ideas."
In the golden ticket episode he uses profligate instead of promulgate or propagate. First time that has ever caught my attention.
In the golden ticket episode he uses profligate instead of promulgate or propagate. First time that has ever caught my attention.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 9:49 pm to SDtiger16
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First time that has ever caught my attention.
I've rewatched the show more times than I care to admit and I still catch new examples of Michael botching a word or phrase.
Probably my favorite is in Casino Night.
quote:
Michael: I know gambling's illegal in Pennsylvania, but it's for charity. And I consider myself a great philanderer.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 9:25 am to BilJ
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also from that episode where dwight says he doesn't need the blindfold for the pinata
Similar vein, I always love when Andy tries to split the candy bar with Dwight.
Halfsies?
No, wholesies. (Then he takes a giant bite out of it)
Posted on 6/22/18 at 10:15 am to CocomoLSU
Karen: Uh, what's that smell?
Phyllis: What smell?
Karen: Must be an... air freshener plugged in somewhere. It smells like a funeral home.
Phyllis: Oh, I'll help you find it.
Karen: Oh, you know. Never... never mind.
Phyllis: What is it?
Karen: I... I... I, uh, think I'm just allergic to your perfume.
Phyllis: My perfume?
Karen: It's just my crazy nose. I'm... uh, used to different smells.
Phyllis: Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in Metropolitan Orlando. It's made from real pine.
Karen: Who's Bob Vance?
Phyllis: You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.
Stanley: I don't know who these new people think they are. I've sat downwind of Phyllis' stinky perfumes for years. Never said a word.
Phyllis: What smell?
Karen: Must be an... air freshener plugged in somewhere. It smells like a funeral home.
Phyllis: Oh, I'll help you find it.
Karen: Oh, you know. Never... never mind.
Phyllis: What is it?
Karen: I... I... I, uh, think I'm just allergic to your perfume.
Phyllis: My perfume?
Karen: It's just my crazy nose. I'm... uh, used to different smells.
Phyllis: Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in Metropolitan Orlando. It's made from real pine.
Karen: Who's Bob Vance?
Phyllis: You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.
Stanley: I don't know who these new people think they are. I've sat downwind of Phyllis' stinky perfumes for years. Never said a word.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 4:14 pm to AA77
Andy playing his “ you can call me al” acapella to Jim and Pam gets me every time
Pam: I'm confused. Am I walking down the aisle to 'You Can Call Me Al?'
Andy: Trust me. You will not be walking. You will be boogie-ing
Pam: I'm confused. Am I walking down the aisle to 'You Can Call Me Al?'
Andy: Trust me. You will not be walking. You will be boogie-ing
This post was edited on 6/22/18 at 4:16 pm
Posted on 6/22/18 at 5:43 pm to AA77
quote:
Phyllis: Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in Metropolitan Orlando. It's made from real pine.
Karen: Who's Bob Vance?
Phyllis: You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.
Everytime I see this small exchange I die laughing. The mythology of Bob Vance is one of the best parts of the series.
Posted on 6/22/18 at 6:41 pm to CocomoLSU
Un shun
quote:
Andy: I really appreciate your letting me work alongside you so closely today.
Dwight: Of course you do, moon face. That's because you're a preppy freak, you're the office pariah, and nobody likes you. So start hanging these all around the building.
This post was edited on 6/22/18 at 6:44 pm
Posted on 6/22/18 at 7:30 pm to VinegarStrokes
quote:
Karen: Who's Bob Vance?
Phyllis: You have a lot to learn about this town, sweetie.
I brought this one up a while back, but it's so good I'm glad you brought it up again. It's so hysterical how offended Phyllis gets.
Posted on 6/23/18 at 9:57 am to TigerLunatik
Karen Filippelli: What you're saying is extremely misogynistic.
Michael Scott: Yes. Thank you. That was not necessary, but I appreciated it. And it proves my point. Women can do anything.
Karen Filippelli: I'm saying that you're being sexist.
Michael Scott: No. I'm being misogynistic. That is insane. I am not being sexist.
Karen Filippelli: That's the same thing.
Phyllis Lapin: Michael.
Michael Scott: Yes.
Phyllis Lapin: When I got my hair cut short, you asked me if I was a lesbian.
Michael Scott: Because... That was one possible explanation as to why you got that haircut.
Angela: And when we get mad, you always ask us if we're on our periods.
Michael Scott: I have to know whether you're serious or not.
It's really the last exchange with Michael and Angela that I love the most, but the rest of that exchange is good as well.
Michael Scott: Yes. Thank you. That was not necessary, but I appreciated it. And it proves my point. Women can do anything.
Karen Filippelli: I'm saying that you're being sexist.
Michael Scott: No. I'm being misogynistic. That is insane. I am not being sexist.
Karen Filippelli: That's the same thing.
Phyllis Lapin: Michael.
Michael Scott: Yes.
Phyllis Lapin: When I got my hair cut short, you asked me if I was a lesbian.
Michael Scott: Because... That was one possible explanation as to why you got that haircut.
Angela: And when we get mad, you always ask us if we're on our periods.
Michael Scott: I have to know whether you're serious or not.
It's really the last exchange with Michael and Angela that I love the most, but the rest of that exchange is good as well.
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