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Posted on 12/13/15 at 7:16 am to pabgolf
I cannot believe this has not been posted:
"My name is Pussy Galore."
"I must be dreaming."
"My name is Pussy Galore."
"I must be dreaming."
Posted on 12/13/15 at 7:43 am to udtiger
Big Daddy: [instructing raiding party] Now unless they start shooting first, nobody shoot 'em. That's way too simple for these jokers. We're gonna whoop that ni**** lover to death! And I am personally gonna strip and clip that g**^* myself!
[puts on bag]
Big Daddy: Damn! I can't see frickin' shite outta this thing.
Unnamed Baghead: We ready or what?
Big Daddy: Naw, hold on, I'm frickin' with my eye holes.
[rips bag]
Big Daddy: Oh. Oh, shite.
[takes off bag]
Big Daddy: Ah, just made it worse.
Unnamed Baghead: Who made this goddamn shite?
Other Unnamed Baghead: Willard's wife.
Willard: Well make your own goddamn mask!
Big Daddy: Look. Nobody's sayin' they don't appreciate what Jenny did.
Unnamed Baghead: Well, if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than this!
Other Unnamed Baghead: What about you, Robert? Can you see?
Robert: Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I - I'm ridin' blind.
Bag Head #2: [rips bag] shite. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra bags?
Unnamed Baghead: No! Nobody brought an extra bag!
[puts on bag]
Big Daddy: Damn! I can't see frickin' shite outta this thing.
Unnamed Baghead: We ready or what?
Big Daddy: Naw, hold on, I'm frickin' with my eye holes.
[rips bag]
Big Daddy: Oh. Oh, shite.
[takes off bag]
Big Daddy: Ah, just made it worse.
Unnamed Baghead: Who made this goddamn shite?
Other Unnamed Baghead: Willard's wife.
Willard: Well make your own goddamn mask!
Big Daddy: Look. Nobody's sayin' they don't appreciate what Jenny did.
Unnamed Baghead: Well, if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than this!
Other Unnamed Baghead: What about you, Robert? Can you see?
Robert: Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I - I'm ridin' blind.
Bag Head #2: [rips bag] shite. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra bags?
Unnamed Baghead: No! Nobody brought an extra bag!
Posted on 12/13/15 at 8:33 am to Ted2010
Clark's response to Helen was pretty good
"Honey have you checked our shitter?"
"Honey have you checked our shitter?"
Posted on 12/13/15 at 4:26 pm to Ted2010
"Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Posted on 12/13/15 at 5:10 pm to pabgolf
"I like simple things. Like butter in my arse and lollipops in my mouth, but that's just me."
Posted on 12/13/15 at 6:02 pm to LSU alum wannabe
"You are a hard man Conger"
"Its a hard country kid"
"Its a hard country kid"
Posted on 12/13/15 at 6:35 pm to Ted2010
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
Posted on 12/13/15 at 7:33 pm to Marciano1
Senator? You can have my answer now, if you like. My final offer is this: nothing.
Posted on 12/13/15 at 7:51 pm to CajunRocks
I'll show you out of order! You don't know what out of order is, Mr. Trask! I'd show you, but I'm too old, I'm too tired and I'm too frickin' blind. If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place! Out of order? Who the hell you think you're talking to?! I've been around, you know? There was a time I could see! And I have seen- boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off! But there is nothin like the sight of an amputated spirit. There is... no prosthetic for that.
Posted on 12/13/15 at 8:00 pm to CajunRocks
Over? Did you say “over”? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:07 pm to Ted2010
"I love you"
"I know"
"I know"
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:48 pm to onelochevy
Posted on 12/13/15 at 10:58 pm to Ted2010
"I don't deserve this,to die like this.I was building a house"
"Deserves got nothing to do with it"
Clint,right before he blows off Gene Hackman's head in "Unforgiven"
"Deserves got nothing to do with it"
Clint,right before he blows off Gene Hackman's head in "Unforgiven"
This post was edited on 12/13/15 at 11:04 pm
Posted on 12/13/15 at 11:28 pm to poochie
Some great lines being listed
Posted on 12/14/15 at 12:21 am to Walt OReilly
"You gonna do somethin' or just stand there and bleed?"
Posted on 12/14/15 at 3:42 am to Roger Klarvin
The Departed
Frank Costello: How's your mom?
Irish Bar Patron: Ah she's on her way out.
Frank Costello: We all are. Act accordingly.
Frank Costello: How's your mom?
Irish Bar Patron: Ah she's on her way out.
Frank Costello: We all are. Act accordingly.
Posted on 12/14/15 at 5:15 am to Marciano1
Jimmy Dix: I'm really good, man. Maybe I could take your daughter out. What's she like?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's like thirteen years old, and if you even look at her funny, I'm gonna stick an umbrella up your arse and open it.
- The Last Boy Scout
Joe Hallenbeck: She's like thirteen years old, and if you even look at her funny, I'm gonna stick an umbrella up your arse and open it.
- The Last Boy Scout
Posted on 12/14/15 at 6:07 am to The Quiet One
Girl: "Austin, do you smoke after sex?"
Austin Powers: "I don't know. I've never looked."
Austin Powers: "I don't know. I've never looked."
Posted on 12/14/15 at 6:18 am to Ted2010
"Love means never having to say you're sorry" 
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