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Star Wars Rewatch - Episode II: Attack of the Clones

Posted on 1/22/22 at 6:30 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 6:30 pm
Initial thought is what if Padame was a sith?

Anakin has a stupid fricking haircut in this movie

Can you legally star pilot with only one eye?

I can buy Amidala becoming a senator. But the lead of the loyalist committee? Naboo almost got fricked over by the Senate in the last movie.

Anakin is so whiny in this movie.
This post was edited on 1/22/22 at 6:41 pm
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 6:39 pm to
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Initial thought is what if Padame was a with?


marriagth
Posted by alajones
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 6:41 pm to
Insert confused black guy meme.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18552 posts
Posted on 1/22/22 at 6:41 pm to
Awkward? “She didn’t like me watching her.”

Who wouldn’t love to be watched by cameras in their bedroom.

After all this time, they didn’t do shite about his mom? It’s not that hard. It’d take like 2 days to rescuer her.

Those millipede things are creepy.

I do like this chase scene even though there’s a lot of really stupid stuff in there I don’t like.

Anakin definitely just assumed the bounty hunter’s gender.

Jumping out of the speeder is ridiculously stupid

Librarian is a bitch

Star Wars luggage looks a lot like modern luggage.

Anakin is such a creep

Kominos don’t quite hold up in CGI

I reiterate again I wouldn’t mind living on Naboo

Padame rejects Anakin. And then goes on a romantic picnic? Also, wide open space would be very easy to assasinate someone. Horrible security job.

That kominoian was naked.

The asteroid field battle is pretty cool.

These Geonosis scenes make me want to watch pitch black
This post was edited on 1/22/22 at 7:56 pm
Posted by STLDawg
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 8:10 pm to
I definitely find this the weakest of the prequel trilogy simply due to the awkwardness of Anakin and Padme. Obi-wan's plot is actually not that bad though.
Posted by goldennugget
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 8:11 pm to
AOTC > TPM
Posted by Esquire
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 8:30 pm to
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Obi-wan's plot is actually not that bad though.


His beard is though. My only critique of Ewan as Obi-Wan.

I still give the edge to TPM because of Maul and Qui-Gon, but it’s a close race solely because AOTC introduced the most satisfying sound effect in Star Wars. You know you can hear this gif.



Posted by Frac the world
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Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 8:35 pm to
How stoned are you on this rewatch?

One of the worst space movies ever made, the only redemption is the memes it spawned.
Posted by NOSTRODAMUS
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 8:36 pm to
Cool sound. The best part of AOTC is Jango vs Obi Wan on kamino and the subsequent chase.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18552 posts
Posted on 1/22/22 at 9:45 pm to
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the only redemption is the memes it spawned.


Wrong

Posted by Jyrdis
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 10:12 pm to
It was the best of the entire series. @ me
Posted by Dr RC
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 10:49 pm to
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After all this time, they didn’t do shite about his mom? It’s not that hard. It’d take like 2 days to rescuer her.


Yeah, I always thought it was odd that the Jedi just straight up leave her to be a slave. Even weirder is that Anakin doesn't really hold that fact against them as he turns to the dark side. He's mad about her dying but he mostly took that out on the Sand People. You'd think a major part of his rage would have been b/c they abandoned his mother essentially so they could train him to become a weapon.
Posted by WicKed WayZ
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Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 1/22/22 at 10:50 pm to
Now THIS is the bad prequel movie. I absolutely love Star Wars but this one is tough to get through because of the romance
Posted by Dr RC
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Member since Aug 2011
58036 posts
Posted on 1/22/22 at 10:53 pm to
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One of the worst space movies ever made, the only redemption is the memes it spawned.


Movies like Wing Commander, Jupiter Ascending, and Lost in Space say hello.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
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Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 1/22/22 at 11:44 pm to
Its a weird ear dude thing with a
Jamaican accent
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
2718 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 12:03 am to
Best scene was Jango and Obi Wan fight in the rain.
Posted by WicKed WayZ
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31502 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 5:40 am to
Agreed and then the fight they have in the asteroid field
Posted by SonicAndBareKnuckles
Member since Jun 2018
1596 posts
Posted on 1/23/22 at 7:01 am to
The Tatooine scenes are relatively decent… the Naboo scenes ain’t.
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