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Spoil every movie ever made...

Posted on 6/16/13 at 2:36 am
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 2:36 am
Rosebud was a frickin' sled.

Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Rocky washes up after getting his arse beat by Russians, Black Guys, and average guys despite winning once in a while.

In fact; it is quite difficult for a pimp.

Keanu keeps the bus from exploding until they get all the passengers off.

Memphis Raines makes the jump with Eleanor but is a few minutes late to the boat.

the Encino Man eventually assimilates into everyday life.

Michael Jordan goes Go Go Gadget Arm and wins the game against the Monstars and returns the stolen talent to the NBA stars and leads the Bulls to more championships.




Ok this should get y'all started. Might be a fun thread.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 2:39 am to
Goose dies

Forest Gumps slutty wife dies

The Titanic sinks and Leo dies


Posted by Dr. Zoidberg
Member since May 2013
517 posts
Posted on 6/16/13 at 2:46 am to
you're a monster!


It's Pepper Pott's head in the box
This post was edited on 6/16/13 at 2:48 am
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 2:57 am to
Verbal is Kayzer Soze.
Posted by JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 2:59 am to
Scream: Billy and Stu are the killers

Sixth Sense: Bruce is dead

Forrest Gump: Jenney and Mama die.

This will be a fun thread.

Benedict is Khaaaaan!!!
This post was edited on 6/16/13 at 3:01 am
Posted by TexasTiger05
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 3:10 am to
quote:

Verbal is Kayzer Soze.

Scary Movie spoiled that one for me.



Bruce Willis died when Donnie Wahlberg shot him in the beginning of the movie.

Morgan Freeman kidnapped the slut's little girl. Ben Affleck's little brother turns him in, and his girlfriend breaks up with him over it. Slut keeps being a slut, but the Affleck kid feels bad that he robbed the little girl of a good life with Freeman so he becomes a father figure.

The only one that survives is Private Ryan.



Posted by TigerintheNO
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2004
41160 posts
Posted on 6/16/13 at 3:24 am to
Dottie drops the ball on purpose.

Mr. Pink survies, but is arrested.

The totum is still spinning.

Sundance died, but Butch survied.

Lefty isn't wacked, goes to prison, but is released due to 'prick cancer'. Dies of lung cancer.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 4:19 am to
Michael becomes a monster.

Marcellus gets his soul back.

Andy escapes.

Bhodie gets away, rides the big wave, dies.

Chigurh kills errbody except Tommy Lee Jones.

Johnny and June get married.

Pregnant sheriff gets her man.

Major Kong blows up the world.

Tony does indeed get whacked (TV).

Posted by Harry Caray
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Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 4:23 am to
Everyone except Mark Wahlberg is killed

They find Nemo

They get Smalls' step-dad's Babe Ruth ball back, turns out Darth Vader used to play in the Negro league, and is now blind.

Ralphie gets the Red Ryder BB Gun

Wayne hooks up with Cassandra after she gets a record deal. Excellent!

Posted by PsychTiger
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 4:25 am to
quote:

The totum is still spinning.


Is it?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98138 posts
Posted on 6/16/13 at 4:36 am to
Junkie loses an arm; his girlfriend takes up a new profession.

Five high schoolers spend a day in detention, go back to ignoring each other thereafter.

Narcissistic teen skips school, wreaks havoc on the lives of those around him.

Ill-tempered military man gets fired.
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 7:06 am to
quote:

The totum is still spinning.


No
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 7:24 am to
quote:

Mr. Pink survies, but is arrested



bullshite
Posted by HerbEaverstinks
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 7:51 am to
Joseph Campbell wrote a book in 1949 called "The Hero with a Thousand Faces" which pretty much spoils them all.

Many writers and/or directors have followed his detailed explanation. In fact, George Lucas was stuck while writing "Star Wars" until her read the book and gives it credit. It pretty much has the formula most books/movies employ.

Sorry for the lecture on a Sunday morning. You did say to spoil them all.
Posted by ellunchboxo
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 8:34 am to
quote:

The only one that survives is Private Ryan.


False. Reiben and Upham survive as well.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 1:53 pm to
Without saying the name of the movie it really doesn't spoil it. I only recognized the ones I've seen save for a few where I know the character names or general plot but haven't watched them yet.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 1:57 pm to
Well, you are the one who provided the template for posting the spoilers in that manner.
Posted by beaverfever
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 2:08 pm to
quote:

Dottie drops the ball on purpose.
take it back
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 6/16/13 at 2:32 pm to
That's what I think is really funny about it. We could name the movies. It would save me heck of a lot of time in my life down the road.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56260 posts
Posted on 6/16/13 at 2:33 pm to
the girl in The Crying Game is actually a dude.
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