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re: Seinfeld Quotes Thread
Posted on 10/2/09 at 8:16 am to BS
Posted on 10/2/09 at 8:16 am to BS
"Kramer goes to a fantasy camp ? His whole life is a fantasy campm ! People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall arse-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. *That's* a fantasy camp!"
- George, in "The Visa"
- George, in "The Visa"
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Posted on 10/2/09 at 8:44 am to BS
"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"
Posted on 10/2/09 at 12:43 pm to iluvdatiger
"If Jerry finds out I am hooked on the Rogers Chicken I am back in there with the Red Menace!"-Kramer
Kenny Roger's Roasters
Kenny Roger's Roasters
Posted on 10/2/09 at 12:58 pm to Weaver
"I WAS IN THE POOL" 
I'm sure some of yall use that line quite often.
I'm sure some of yall use that line quite often.
Posted on 10/2/09 at 1:11 pm to Kingwood Tiger
" I watched a provactive movie on cable the other night called The Net, with that girl from The Bus."
Posted on 10/2/09 at 1:14 pm to tigerfan84
"was that wrong? was i not supposed to do that?"
"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."
"The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."
Posted on 10/2/09 at 1:17 pm to Acreboy
These pretzels make me thirsty.
Posted on 10/2/09 at 3:02 pm to Acreboy
quote:
"was that wrong? was i not supposed to do that?"
I gotta admit I use this often.
Posted on 10/2/09 at 3:09 pm to iggle
She had man hands.
The ugly duckling syndrome
Shes a two face
He is breathtaking
CARTRIGHT!
The ugly duckling syndrome
Shes a two face
He is breathtaking
CARTRIGHT!
Posted on 10/2/09 at 5:51 pm to shoelessjoe
quote:
CARTRIGHT!
"who's cartright?"
"i'm cartright..."
"you're not cartright"
"i know I'm not cartright!"
Posted on 10/2/09 at 11:18 pm to BS
mon it was not da snooze!
Posted on 10/3/09 at 8:05 am to S
The jerk store called, and they're out of you.
Posted on 10/3/09 at 9:55 am to BBATiger
"Today's festivus begins with the airing of grievances: I GOT ALOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE..AND NOW, YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ABOUT EM."
"..I lost my train of thought."
"..I lost my train of thought."
Posted on 10/3/09 at 10:41 am to Jrv2damac
JERRY: You know, Schumann went mad from that.
GEORGE: Artie Schumann? From Camp Hatchapee?
JERRY: No, you idiot.
GEORGE: What are you, Bud Abbott? What, are you calling my an idiot?
JERRY: You don't know Robert Schumann? The composer?
GEORGE: Oh, Schumann. Of course.
GEORGE: Artie Schumann? From Camp Hatchapee?
JERRY: No, you idiot.
GEORGE: What are you, Bud Abbott? What, are you calling my an idiot?
JERRY: You don't know Robert Schumann? The composer?
GEORGE: Oh, Schumann. Of course.
Posted on 10/4/09 at 1:23 pm to Fewer Kilometers
Kramer: "You just blew my mind"
Kramer: "and it hurts when he drinks orange juice...uhhh, dog food..juice"
Vet: "Been drinking from the toilet again?"
Kramer: No...that's disgusting.
Kramer: "and it hurts when he drinks orange juice...uhhh, dog food..juice"
Vet: "Been drinking from the toilet again?"
Kramer: No...that's disgusting.
Posted on 10/5/09 at 12:33 am to LSUDav7
"You double-dipped the chip!"
"Work? It's raining"
"She had man-hands"
"I was not winking you idiot! That was the grapefruit!"
"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
"Hi I'm Kramer."..."Hi nice to meet you."..."See you later."
"Work? It's raining"
"She had man-hands"
"I was not winking you idiot! That was the grapefruit!"
"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
"Hi I'm Kramer."..."Hi nice to meet you."..."See you later."
This post was edited on 10/5/09 at 12:36 am
Posted on 10/5/09 at 12:37 am to BS
"He took it out"
Posted on 10/5/09 at 12:53 am to 9Fiddy
Believe it or not, George isn’t at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I’m not home!
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I’d pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I’m not home!
Posted on 10/5/09 at 12:54 am to 9Fiddy
Cosmo Kramer: The bus is outta control. So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus.
Jerry: Wow.
George Costanza: You're Batman.
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?
Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!
Jerry: Wow.
George Costanza: You're Batman.
Cosmo Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?
Cosmo Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell!
Posted on 10/5/09 at 1:11 am to RayFinkleTTU
Cosmo Kramer: You got room for the pig-man?
George Costanza: The pig-man can take the bus.
Cosmo Kramer: You know, if the pig-man had a car, he'd give you a ride.
George Costanza: How do you know? What if Pigman had a two-seater?
Cosmo Kramer: Come on George, be realistic.
George Costanza: The pig-man can take the bus.
Cosmo Kramer: You know, if the pig-man had a car, he'd give you a ride.
George Costanza: How do you know? What if Pigman had a two-seater?
Cosmo Kramer: Come on George, be realistic.
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