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re: Rank The Black Mirror Episodes So Far

Posted on 8/2/17 at 9:12 am to
Posted by WG_Dawg
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Posted on 8/2/17 at 9:12 am to
This thread has made me want to go back and watch some of the ones I've only seen once or twice before.


SUAD Spoilers:




I watched Shut Up and Dance last night since I'd only seen it when it first came out. It's gonna sound really bad probably, but I'm with Baloo that is just seemed "unnecessarily cruel". Look..I get that CP is no joke, and the people affiliated with it are scum and deserve whatever bad things they get. But it seems like the people actually "making" or filming or whatever the hell they do should be getting the worst of it, ie death or life imprisonment. Again, not a topic to take lightly, but the kid was just beating off in his room. Still it's wrong though, so yeah he should be punished. But what "they" did was have him almost commit suicide (he tried to shoot himself but the gun wasn't loaded), as well as have a fight to the literal death with another dude. Does the kid deserve to actually be beaten to death by another man for jerking it? Then at the end the people actually do release the video, and now the kids life is essentially ruined. Not to mention he was also forced to rob a bank which is surely on video, so now he's facing serious jail time for armed robbery to boot. It's a sensitive subject but again I don't necessarily think the punishment fits the "crime" in this case.

And on a lesser note, I kinda would have liked to know who "they" are. Obviously not knowing adds intrigue and we don't necessarily NEED to know, btu still.


I plan to watch Nosedive tonight. I recall liking that one all the way up until the end which I didn't care for.
This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 9:34 am
Posted by CBandits82
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Posted on 8/2/17 at 9:22 am to
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On phone so can't do this justice but white Christmas, history if you, and San junipero should be top 3 in that order
Posted by CBandits82
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Posted on 8/2/17 at 9:23 am to
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15 million merits sucked



easily the worst episode to me.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 8/2/17 at 9:36 am to
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easily the worst episode to me.




I just don't get that. I really enjoyed that and being that it was one of the first I watched it really gave me the "black mirror" feel on what the show is all about. I can see people not caring for it, everyone has different tastes, but I honestly can't see how someone could rank it below national anthem and waldo.
Posted by Salamander_Wilson
Member since Jul 2015
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Posted on 8/2/17 at 8:35 pm to
Agreed.

15 million merits was one of the most boring, unengaging hours of television I've ever seen.
Posted by ohiovol
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:06 pm to
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I just don't get that. I really enjoyed that and being that it was one of the first I watched it really gave me the "black mirror" feel on what the show is all about. I can see people not caring for it, everyone has different tastes, but I honestly can't see how someone could rank it below national anthem and waldo.



The national anthem episode had some entertainment value, even if it wasn't anything like the rest of the series.
Posted by AMS
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:13 pm to
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I highly recommend googling the series Utopia.


Utopia is the shite. season 2 started losing me in sheer mayhem, but season 1 is magnificent.
Posted by AMS
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:20 pm to
spoilers involved regarding shut up and dance.

I saw it as more of some hacker just blackmailing folks to do whatever was requested. So the hacker built an organization of folks being blackmailed willing to do anything to cover up their dirty secrets, which pretty much anyone has (esp the kid who only looked at some cp when others did way worse stuff.) Then the hacker was going to just release whatever blackmail anyway so you should just accept the consequences of your actions, not commit more and worse crimes (bank robbing, killing etc). so that you can cover up your initial crime you were blackmailed for.

Posted by rockchlkjayhku11
Cincinnati, OH
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:37 pm to
im not gonna rank them all, but i guess my hot takes are that i really like 15 million merits and i really, really fricking hate nosedive
Posted by ohiovol
Member since Jan 2010
21044 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 5:07 am to
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im not gonna rank them all, but i guess my hot takes are that i really like 15 million merits and i really, really fricking hate nosedive



I feel like nosedive turned out exactly the same way it would have if one of us wrote it.
Posted by Azazello
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 8/3/17 at 6:12 am to
This show was recommended on here. Sat down with the wife and watched the first one about the British PM fricking a pig.

Might have been the worst hour of tv Ive watched in years.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90299 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 7:36 am to
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This show was recommended on here. Sat down with the wife and watched the first one about the British PM fricking a pig.

Might have been the worst hour of tv Ive watched in years.




From me on page 1...

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you can watch in any random order you wish. With that in mind DO.NOT. watch S1E1 first. It is one of the 2 worst episodes of the entire franchise, and is fundamentally different than the rest as well. I can't count how many people hear such great things about BM, sit down to give it a go, and are so let down by S1E1 that they quit.



Do yourself a favor and watch another episode, any other episode other than waldo moment.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:29 am to
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and Shut Up and Dance is just unnecessarily cruel.

Yet you have White Bear ranked #6? It is just as cruel, and arguably moreso, especially considering she has no idea why anything is happening to her the whole time (which the protagonist-turned-antagonist knows the whole time in SUaD).

The cool thing about this show is that clearly resonates with different people in many different ways. The huge difference in everyone's ranking lists in this thread attest to that.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:33 am to
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I plan to watch Nosedive tonight. I recall liking that one all the way up until the end which I didn't care for.

I remember not liking Nosedive at all, but at the same time thinking that something similar could very easily happen in the world, and already kinda does in some ways.

So I guess I liked the idea, just not the execution.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90299 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 9:45 am to
I watched it last night and came away with the same general impression as the first/only other time I watched it.

Spoilers:




It hits a cord because it's so similar to our everyday world now, only taken to the extreme. But again I just really didn't like the ending. It was just way too predictable and formulaic, like something that you'd see from a guy in a HS English class. Girl is hyper-obsessive about her rating, her rating starts to tank, she's distraught, she loses her mind, gives a stereotypical crazy-person speech at a wedding, is finally "free" at the end because she no longer cares about rating. I guess there isn't a whole lot they could have done with the ending based on how they got themselves to that point, it just didn't really wow me. I was very entertained and captivated the whole way through though which I guess is what ultimately makes for good entertainment.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104039 posts
Posted on 8/3/17 at 10:37 am to
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It's pretty interesting how there seems to be two general camps regarding rankings. People seem to be responding to the series on multiple levels.


Yeah, I enjoyed Hated In The Nation because I could totally see something like that happening in the near future. The collapse of bee colonies is a legit (albeit probably overblown) concern, social media LOVES to find a new target of ire every day, and could these two seemingly completely separate concepts be combined into a daily execution?

Plus it had some very well done suspense and action sequences mixed in.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90299 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 8:03 am to
With the news of the new season upcoming I guess it's time to dive right back into BM again. A few months ago I (and others) started rewatching a few, and I watched playtest last night. I've seen teh great ones many times but to my knowledge I had only seen playtest once so I wanted to give it another go.

SPOILERS below....













It's kinda hard to express my exact thoughts here. The dark and foreboding nature of BM is one of the things I love about it, but honestly I felt like PT intentionally tried to have TOO MANY twists and turns, simply to be dark. The dude goes to the room and has the sample playtest, all good. He then signs up for the serious one and he's in the spooky house. Shite gets real crazy, he's terrified, thinks he's abotu to die, then is snapped back to reality back in the chinese guy's office. They state that that entire length of time (in dude's 'perceived time' it was probably over the course of several hours) was actually only 1 second in IRL time, and the program was too powerful than they imagined. That right there is a solid twist. So then the guy gets his gear, packs his bag, flies across the ocean from Europe back to America. He goes home and sees his mom with a smile on his face, a new renewed sense of self and a desire to rekindle a bad past with his mom. Then at this point, we realize this is also a dream and now we're back to the ORIGINAL room, and that because of cell phone interference the ACTUAL test lasted 0.01 seconds and his brain basically shut down and he died. So the original easy playtest with the funny moles never even happened either.

I understand that real time and perceived time are capable of beign wildly differnet (the ending of Contact comes to mind as well). But what I don't like is that the guy imagined doing the haunted house part, imagined being terrified, imagined being safe and rescued, somehow imagined a trans-atlantic flight, cab ride home, and made it all the way into his home in 0.01 seconds before brain collapse. I mean why add that final twist? The episode would have been perfectly fine with him just going in to his mom and ending right there.

But...ultimatley I'm being very nitpicky here. It was enjoyable and I did like it. Not one of my favorites but certainly not one of the worst either.
This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 6:40 am
Posted by LsuNav
Sacramento
Member since Mar 2008
2172 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 11:20 pm to
1. The Entire History of You
1. Fifteen Million Merits
3. White Christmas
4. Shut Up and Dance

I didn’t really like the rest of the episodes that much.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Member since Sep 2012
25507 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 11:33 pm to
White Christmas is far and away the best episode.
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
39414 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:34 am to
I liked Nosedive. It's one of the better ones.

I think Bryce is great...she rescued The Village from a bigfarce of a farce.

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