Planes, Trains, and Automobiles just coming on on Starz

Neil Page. Nice to meet you Neil Page. What do you do for a living Neil Page?

Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?

Neal: Yes.

Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?

Neal: You can start by wiping that fricking dumb-arse smile off your rosey, fricking, cheeks! And you can give me a fricking automobile: a fricking Datsun, a fricking Toyota, a fricking Mustang, a fricking Buick! Four fricking wheels and a seat!

Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fricking nowhere with fricking keys to a fricking car that isn't fricking there. And I really didn't care to fricking walk, down a fricking highway, and across a fricking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fricking face. I want a fricking car RIGHT frickING NOW!

Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?

Neal: I threw it away.

Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.

Neal: Oh boy, what?

Car Rental Agent: You're fricked!

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GOAT Thanksgiving movie

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coming on on Starz

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24 hours

One of the best movies of all time

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I.....I like me, my wife likes me.

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I haven't been home in years.

They scene always kills me

It gets me every single time. Even just watching the YouTube clip chokes me up.

YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!!

What do you think the temperature is?

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"Those aren't pillows".

This movie, like all Steve Martin movies, is vastly overrated. I’ve seen better holiday flicks on a projection screen in the quad on movie night.

I like John candy, but I’ve never found Steve Martin to be humorous. At most this movie gets a mild chuckle out of me. frick the downvotes.