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Paulie Walnuts explains to Christopher that he just experienced purgatory...

Posted on 6/23/19 at 5:40 pm
Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 6/23/19 at 5:40 pm

You went to purgatory my friend

Paulie: You didn't go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend.

Christopher: I forgot about purgatory.

Paulie: Purgatory--a little detour on the way to paradise.

Christopher: How long do you think we've got to stay there?

Paulie: That's different for everybody. You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 years is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14110 posts
Posted on 6/23/19 at 5:51 pm to
I read that whole thing in paulie's voice.
Posted by pilsnerpusher
Member since Sep 2009
1366 posts
Posted on 6/23/19 at 6:54 pm to
I watched that episode last night. This is my first time to watch the Sopranos. I know about the last episode but have no knowledge of the show to that point. I'm really hoping Paulie Walnuts makes it. He cracks me up.
Posted by rmc
Truth or Consequences
Member since Sep 2004
26505 posts
Posted on 6/23/19 at 7:27 pm to
Paulie and Christopher have some of the funniest dialogue in the show. Show is underrated in terms of it being a comedy.
Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
4287 posts
Posted on 6/23/19 at 8:21 pm to
I believe it’s considered to be a dark comedy, with a splash of drama.
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 6/23/19 at 11:52 pm to
I read Christapha's parts in Christapha's voice
Posted by habz007
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
3696 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 4:20 am to
Yeah that’s a great scene...
and when he goes to see the psychic....
“This is satanic black magic!! Sick shite!!”

Posted by LSU0358
Member since Jan 2005
7918 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 6:52 am to
Paulie: He was an interior decorator.
Christopher: Really, his house looked like sh**.
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
14110 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 10:34 am to
quote:

Paulie and Christopher have some of the funniest dialogue in the show. Show is underrated in terms of it being a comedy.


They were like cousins who were also buddies or something. They would at times have some of the stupidest and funniest conversations.

The episode where they lose the russian commando in the woods was really good. It's strange how the show never wrapped that up.
This post was edited on 6/24/19 at 10:36 am
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36041 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 10:39 am to
Christopher's intervention is one of the best scenes in TV history.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112617 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 10:41 am to
Your head was in the toilet. Disgusting.
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
1725 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 10:53 am to
quote:

Paulie and Christopher have some of the funniest dialogue in the show


My absolute of the entire series where Paulie and Christopher in the Pine Barrens with the Russians.

Paulie: "You're not gonne believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator".

Christopher: " His house looked like shite".
Posted by auisssa
Member since Feb 2010
4176 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 11:02 am to
IT'S SOUTH JERSEY PAULIE
Posted by VeniVidiVici
Gaul
Member since Feb 2012
1728 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 12:08 pm to
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Pine Barrens with the Russians.


When they were "starving" and found the condiments packs. . .

Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
4287 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 12:13 pm to
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Christopher's intervention


Dominic Palladino : Paul, you wanna read your statement?

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I don't write nothin' down, so I'll keep this short and sweet. You're weak. You're outta control. And you've become an embarrassment to yourself and everybody else!

Dominic Palladino : whoa, guys we said "non-judgmental"

Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : frick that, let him take his medicine
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51579 posts
Posted on 6/24/19 at 7:47 pm to
I always laugh when they mention he killed his dog and Paulie says "what, was it barking"
Posted by JohnnyBgood
South Louisiana
Member since May 2010
4287 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:13 am to
Adriana La Cerva : When we first started going out we made love all the time now because of the drugs...

Christopher Moltisanti : Jesus, is this fricking necessary?

Dominic Palladino : [to Adriana] go ahead

Adriana La Cerva : You can no longer function as a man, last week when I came and found you killed our dog that was the final straw

Christopher Moltisanti : [Referring to the dog] I fell asleep, she got suffocated

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You killed little Cosette, I ought to suffocate you, you little prick

I can’t get enough of these quotes
Posted by Tiger Voodoo
Champs 03 07 09 11(fack) 19!!!
Member since Mar 2007
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Posted on 6/25/19 at 6:22 am to
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11434 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 7:31 am to
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When they were "starving" and found the condiments packs. .


Shoulda stopped at that Roy Rogers
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Arkansas
Member since Jun 2009
13237 posts
Posted on 6/25/19 at 10:10 am to
I'm on my 4th or 5th watch through now. On episode 17 of the last season. I don't know why, but I know there's only four episodes left on my watch through, and that gives me a sad feeling. I can't explain it
This post was edited on 6/25/19 at 10:11 am
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