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Original Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Posted on 8/28/22 at 3:56 pm
Posted by CrappyPants
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 3:56 pm
Just saw this for the first time. Really enjoyed the 2003 remake with Biel and a few others were ok. The original? Complete trash. Am I missing something? Really bad actors, slow as shite, and not scary. Very retarded.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 4:06 pm to
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The original? Complete trash.

It's literally the GOAT horror movie, bro.

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Really enjoyed the 2003 remake with Biel

Just a paint by the numbers slasher hijacking an established IP.

Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 4:16 pm to
That's like criticizing the Wright Brothers plane. Gory horror films didn't even exist before this.
Posted by Crow Pie
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 4:18 pm to
OG Horror flick. All others measured against this one.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 4:20 pm to
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Gory horror films didn't even exist before this.



Laughs in Herschell Gordon Lewis


*ETA: also TCM isn't gory at all.
This post was edited on 8/28/22 at 4:21 pm
Posted by memphis tiger
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Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 4:25 pm to
I guess I get why if you are fairly young, growing up on modern gore porn, you might not get it.

But to completely dismiss it and it’s place in horror movie history shows just how ignorant you really are.
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 5:05 pm to
Has nothing to do with gore. I love horror films. This one was just comical. I know I'm being critical, it was 1974. But compared to other old horror movies (The Amityville Horror, Halloween, The Exorcist, Carrie) I don't get it. I'm glad it inspired the remakes. I'm just shocked it has the following it does.
Posted by HabaneroBuck
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 5:18 pm to
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But compared to other old horror movies (The Amityville Horror, Halloween, The Exorcist, Carrie) I don't get it. I'm glad it inspired the remakes. I'm just shocked it has the following it does.




The title itself was quite a jolt at the time. The themes, grittiness, suggestions, and general sense of trauma was pure 1970's. You have to understand the 1970's was the first time that filmmakers felt like you could put anything on screen, and thus it was the era of experimentation.

I agree it doesn't exactly hold up, but its inclusion in the history of cinema is warranted.
Posted by BobABooey
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 5:49 pm to
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The Amityville Horror, Halloween, The Exorcist, Carrie

All of these had a fantasy/supernatural aspect to them. Chainsaw Massacre was just a family living off the Highway who tortured and murdered random people without reason.

I remember checking the backseat of my car after seeing Chainsaw Massacre.
Posted by Hoops
LA
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 5:52 pm to
Hitchhiking literally plummeted in popularity bc of this movie lol
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 5:59 pm to
You have to watch it within the context of the time period in which it was made to appreciate its position within the horror film canon.
Posted by Hoodie
Donaldsonville, LA
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:32 pm to
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) is the greatest horror film ever made.

You are simply incorrect.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:43 pm to
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The original? Complete trash.
go frick yourself you piece of shite.

Hope you get eaten alive
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
19704 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:53 pm to
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Am I missing something?


Yes. Yes you are. The John Laroquette narration in the beginning hooked me from the start. And it was well before you could simply Google to find out if the narration was true. And it was shocking for its time even though there wasn't much gore in the movie. To me, this movie, along with Halloween, Black Christmas, and the Exorcist in the 70s set the standard of what was to come.
Posted by 12
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 6:57 pm to


Posted by Sun God
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:02 pm to
You’re wrong and to any further debate:


Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:04 pm to
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Gory horror films didn't even exist before this.


This is exactly why the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre is genius.

Tons of people consider it extremely gory and it just isn't. There's really no actual shots of serious gore and hardly any blood, but everyone thinks there is.

It's similar to how Spielberg says the robotic shark in Jaws never worked right and that made it the classic that it is. He couldn't show you everything he wanted to, so he had to imply it enough that you could fill in the blanks in your own mind. Nobody can scare you like your own subconscious.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:09 pm to
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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) is the greatest horror film ever made.


Psycho (1960) ftw. But the OG Chainsaw Massacre is probably second for me.

I didn't see it for the first time until probably the 2000's so I was expecting it to be very outdated, but it holds up really well actually.

A movie that scares you on just the creepiness and the weird factors holds up better than supernatural or gore. I'm not a supernatural horror movie guy though, I don't sleep good enough as it is, I ain't trying to watch all that
Posted by TomBuchanan
East Egg, Long Island
Member since Jul 2019
6231 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:31 pm to
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The original? Complete trash. Am I missing something? Really bad actors, slow as shite, and not scary. Very retarded.



If Chicken installed a block feature, you would be near the top of the list
This post was edited on 8/28/22 at 7:32 pm
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150706 posts
Posted on 8/28/22 at 7:33 pm to
To support the OP a little, if you never saw the original until fairly recently (let’s call that the last 20-25 years or so), it definitely doesn’t hold up well as one of the GOATs. I watched it for the first time maybe ten years ago or so, and had similar thoughts. I can appreciate what it was and what it did for the horror genre, and still agree with some of the OP’s criticisms.

I also did think the 03 remake was great. I don’t know if it’s “better” than the original, because they are sort of different movies. But I definitely enjoyed it more. It’s legit good IMO.
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