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re: Official Yellowstone Season 5 Thread

Posted on 12/11/22 at 10:25 pm to
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 12/11/22 at 10:25 pm to
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Why hasn't John visited the Reservation yet? That was a big issue two episodes ago.


What about the wolves that were killed?
Posted by Peter167
Member since Mar 2020
6327 posts
Posted on 12/11/22 at 10:30 pm to
Another dog shite episode. They haven't given us anything interesting this season.

This is the season where people are gonna say frick this and they take a noticeable hit on views.
Posted by Breadstick Gun
Freeport, FL
Member since Apr 2009
10427 posts
Posted on 12/11/22 at 11:20 pm to
Spoiler.
































This show has fallen off harder than Tonya fell off that yacht. The White Lotus >>>
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
13234 posts
Posted on 12/11/22 at 11:28 pm to
Another week. Another post still wondering what is going on or the purpose of this drivel?

Pour one out for Emmett. Whoever the hell that was.

This show is downright awful.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61451 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 6:57 am to
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Pour one out for Emmett. Whoever the hell that was.


Yeah, where did he even come from?

Should have known the helicopter was for him when John asked him “got one more ride in you?” He asked him that just as they were departing the ranch.
Posted by GhostofLesticleMiles
High Plains Drifter
Member since Sep 2019
1151 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:22 am to
Still can't believe they had Secret Service just roll up on the Rez and just start dropping dogs claiming they "where a threat"?!?! You kidding me! This would be a PR nightmare for anyone, period. Just lazy as hell writing.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76198 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:37 am to
I actually didn't hate the episode. I enjoyed most of the cattle drive part.

nice misdirect on the preview for this episode. made it look like somebody important got air lifted.

Pretty sure Emmet was one of the guys telling Kayce to run for governor.

30 seconds in, Beth shitting on what others consider beautiful.

frick the sunset, look at my tits!

Enjoying the turmoil within the Indian nation. Although this same power struggle has happened in Longmire and in Banshee.

Jamie is one of the weakest most gullible characters since Charlie Brown.

Campaign asst, baby mama fricks him, talks him into turning on John.

Bio dad , talks him into turning on John.

ME chick fricks him, talks him into turning on John.



Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162897 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 7:39 am to
I can’t stand how Indian Beth talks
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162897 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:07 am to
I am also now convinced the Montana board of tourism is now producing this show
Posted by Riolobo
On the lake
Member since Mar 2017
5212 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:22 am to
Secret Service shooting dogs point blank range is the most stupid shite I have seen on this show and that is saying something.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162897 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 8:41 am to
Definite security risks to the president, had to be done
Posted by Cajunhawk81
Member since Jan 2021
2511 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:11 am to
Classic bait and switch. They have to know people are starting to get tired of this shite. They got more eyes on this mess thinking a main character was going to die. Instead...we got a full hour of nothing. The only thing that moved the plot forward is Jamie and dark haired Beth at the end...and we all know nothing will come of this. Pure Blood Dutton's don't have consequences.
Posted by DiamondDog
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
13234 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:18 am to
You know what I've kind of realized? I don't really care what happens to any of the characters in this show.

Some people go through depression when you experience trauma and a death of a child. Not Monica. You learn to peel potatoes, set aside past grievances, and crack jokes

You really do a 180 from your entire character the past few years.

The writing is doo doo.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112848 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:20 am to
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The President visits a state with no warning whatsoever? Right.

I didn't realize that when the President comes to town, the government shoots stray dogs in public in front of large groups of people.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88180 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:23 am to
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Jamie is one of the weakest most gullible characters since Charlie Brown.

Campaign asst, baby mama fricks him, talks him into turning on John.


I thought that type of shite was put to bed after Beth took the pics of him dumping his dad’s body?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76198 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:25 am to
thought about that situation last night.


if beth exposes the body dumping thing, wouldn't that expose the train station and all of the other bodies dumped over the years?

seems like that would be bad for the yellowstone.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
162897 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:30 am to
It’s one thing when shows recycle story lines…but Goddamn recycling ones you just did last season ?
Posted by Cajunhawk81
Member since Jan 2021
2511 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:34 am to
Way too deep for Sheridan. He's a mile a minute, and stoppin horses on a dime. No time to go back and think about these plot holes. Onwards and upwards. Not to mention, Jamie could just move his dads body, and say what he is holding isn't a body, it's an old Christmas tree he was throwing away or a carpet.

Video of Jamie killing his dad...would be damning evidence. All that grainy cell phone pic shows is Jamie being awkward.

But that's all besides the point. It's written to cater to a key demographic, and that demographic doesn't think about shite. It's why all low budget Christmas movies commit to the same formula, because they know idiot old hags will binge them, regardless. Printing money off the backs of lonely women.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6974 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 9:44 am to
It’s pretty clear they put all their effort into 1883 and 1923 for the past couple of years. Who knows if Yellowstone will ever regain what it once had. The pieces are all still there if they decide to build something with them. Like someone else said though, it’s still better than a lot of shows. That says more about the current state of TV, though.

That final scene of Jamie and what’s her name on the couch was straight up soap opera quality. “I have to admit, he’s hard to beat in a fair fight!”
This post was edited on 12/12/22 at 9:45 am
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112848 posts
Posted on 12/12/22 at 10:26 am to
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Pour one out for Emmett. Whoever the hell that was.
I'll admit I don't fully pay attention as it's just not that good, but I have exactly zero recollection of that dude on the show. Whenever he's been on it, it had to be very minor and nothing towards the plot whatsoever, I still have no clue who he is.
quote:

Another week. Another post still wondering what is going on or the purpose of this drivel?

Last season was just unreal, and not in a good way. Season before had the monster finale where the entire Dutton family was nearly killed off. And they followed that up with an all out war...wait nope...they followed it up with a whimper where Jaime's Dad was the mastermind, and Jaime unceremoniously kills the Dad as the big season finale moment, the same Dad that never got enough screen time for us to remotely care about.


Now we're doing the John as Governor thing, and it's just not working.
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