re: Official: Jersey Shore Season 5 thread

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Did anyone see the PSA of Poser Vinnie telling people to get help for Anxiety? I feel really bad for Vincent, he leads a terrible fricking life. It must suck to basically have a free ride for simply being a wannabe guido and get to live on a beach for pretty much free and then travel the world for 3 years.

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seriously. what a fricking pussy

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He wasnt getting drafted to Vietnam...he probably lives 20 minutes away

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He lives close enough that you can take a cab. I didn't get that either.

Bump for tonight's episode

Deena's sister just appears without her knowing. Right...

Daaamn, Pauly is 31

Pauly is 31 and Ronnie is 5'6... its all sort of strange

Kind of a dick move to not even tell sitch happy birthday

I agree, at least include him in the birthday cake. But mike is a dick.

I have no interest in this show without mike.

I know he can be an a-hole but that is a pretty dick move. Not even Pauly stands up for him. They must all really dislike him.

Dunno. Next episode looks gay.

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I wonder what goes into a girl coming home with the guys from a club etc. etc. -signing consent forms and such.

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We were talking about that last night as well...because in order to be shown they have to get consent from people on camera, right?

Also, the chick Sitch brought home that Pauly was calling a grenade...I didn't think she was that bad at all actually. And Sitch's girl Paula is pretty hot, body-wise. Her face is even cute sometimes (though other times she looks less cute).

Decent episode last night though. Zero Vinny. Minimal Sam/Ron. That's a recipe for a solid show IMO.

WTF kind of relationship is Snooki and Jionni in where she has to tell him "I love you...I won't cheat on you"? That's several kinds of fricked up.

They definitely hoed Sitch out for his birthday. That was bullshite. There must be TONS of shite that goes on that we don't get to see that makes everyone just completely loathe Sitch.

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Well if you really dislike him that much and go out of your way to make him feel like shite on his birthday, atleast dont act surprise when he leaves the house and act like hes a douche for leaving

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This...said the same thing last night. He didn't just pull the douche dip move. He felt like shite because his roommates punked him on his birthday. I don't blame him for being pissed. Sitch is a douche, and a jackass sometimes, but I think he actually cares about his roommates...but they don't give a frick about him it seems like. And when he's around them, they all just sit there and act all awkward and shite. Of course he's gonna feel bad when that happens. So to make a cake only for Pauly...intentional dick move by the girls and to get at him, and then they wanna get pissy when he walks out.

Next week looks weird...can't tell if there are gonna be new roommates or not. I think MTV is just editing that shite to make it seem like they will get some, but in actuality, the roommates will fake make up with Sitch, and then go get Vinny and bring him back, and all will be back to normal. SO a preemptive frick you to MTV if that ends up happening.

Still not enough Unit on the show though.