re: Official Jersey Shore Season 3 Thread

when was it ever good?

Did Sammi get implants between Season 1 and now? Or did she just gain some weight after she finished her athletic career and started boozing full time while sitting around in sweatpants?

This bitch was 3 pages when I left work yesterday.

I plan on reading every page, but here are my thoughts on the show (and I'm sure they echo a lot of others already in this thread)...

Took about 5 minutes into the show to show how much Ron and Sam suck donkey balls.

Sammi. Complete bitch on purpose. She was a total a-hole to Deena right off the bat. I can't stand chicks who just like to be mean on purpose for no other reason than to be a bitch. And Sam has that shite perfected. But at least it looks like she goes home in the previews for the season (thank fricking God), but it can't come soon enough. She just plain sucks at life.

Deena. Interesting addition to the house, but she's annoying as frick. But at least she should be good for some entertainment/drama this season. I think she AT LEAST fricks Vinny and Sitch, and maybe more in the house.

Ronnie. Sucks as usual, and no Sloppy Joe appearances. SJ is the only reason he should stay in the house. I fricking hate Ron, but I feel like he would entertain me infinitely more if that megawhore Sammi was gone. *crosses fingers

Pauly D. Nowhere near enough screen time. What the frick is wrong with you, MTV..???

Vinny. Seems to be in pure bitch mode with Snooki. You love her? Get the frick out of here, Vin. I realize you're just (poorly) trying to be able to frick Deena and still frick Schnooks, and maybe even parlay a threesome out of that at some point, but don't be a fig.

Sitch. The looks on his face when he realized he was rooming with Sam and Ron were awesome. I can't wait for him and Ron to get into it about the whole "backstabbing" shite. Should be interesting. I also look for Sitch to (*sigh..) once again make a play to frick Sam. I didn't like how juvenile he was when Deena got teh nekkidz in front of him though. You're a grown as man who allegedly slays pussy constantly...act like you've been there before, hoss.

Jwoww. Minimal lines/screen time, which is always a plus. She should be infinitely more interesting once her boyfriend finally dumps her arse.

Snooki. Same as usual. Slightly entertaining in a "I'm laughing AT you" kinda way.


Sammi was bitching about the girls being 3 vs. 1, but all she did was perpetuate that shite by being a total count at all times (I was glad to see Deena call her out on that).

My favorite part was when everyone is outside having a good time, and Sam and Ron are laying in fricking bed doing nothing. Awesome. I guess Sammi will once again win the "who spends the most time in bed" award, as she's got a HUGE head start on just the first day.

I loved how all of them now have nice cars, now that they're making some money from this shite.

Love how Jwoww and Ronnie befriend each other this season. Should be interesting. And the preview that showed Sammi punching Ron in the face...wtf?

I can't speak enough on how annoying that Deena chick is. I just hope that she fricks a roommate soon so they can put her in her place.

Ron coming downstairs and yelling at Deena to keep him out of it and if she wants to fight Sam, then step to Sam.........well yeah, except that you just threw yourself into it, Ron, by coming downstairs and getting in the middle of it. You stupid ape bastard.

More thoughts, but I want to read the thread and see what everyone else was saying.....

Sammi was getting whooped until people grabbed Jwoww and then Sammi got in all her shots. Same thing this time so far.

How the frick did this thread get to 20 pages so quickly?

I miss one day of TD and I am out of the loop. Got some catching up to do.

I see what people are saying. I think JWoW gets the better of her, but for all her shite talking, you would think she would have had Sammi covering up in fear or at least busted her nose or something. I love how Ronnie always stays perfectly still when they fight, the other guys have to break them up.

Deena is very insecure. We get it, you love to party and frick a bunch of randoms. Everyone heard you the first 67 times, you can move on to other topics now. I'm hoping it happens soon, but after the whole slide down the stairs with my besties, we are in for a long stretch with Sammi I'm afraid. That innocent trip down the stairs full of laughter means we have to have 2-3 reconciliation episodes, followed by a Ronnie betrayal episode, followed by Sam punching Ron in the jaw, followed by an episode recap/ fight in the house/ Sam leaving episode. I'm hoping we get at least 2-3 episodes of her out the house and Sloppy Joe running wild.

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. I'm hoping we get at least 2-3 episodes of her out the house and Sloppy Joe running wild.

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THIS!!!

i dont know why everyone hated this episode so much. it wasnt the greatest but for a show that spent 20 minutes showing them driving up to the shore, featured sammy laying in bed whining and didn't have them go out or meet any girls it was pretty decent.

you think Vinny has more game than Sitch?