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Nymph()maniac Vol 1 (2013) Nymph()maniac Vol 2 (2013)

Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:20 pm
Posted by RegisteredPharmacist
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:20 pm
starring,

Academy Award nominee Uma Thurman
Academy Award nominee Willem Dafoe
with Shia LaBeouf
and Christian Slater

imdb rating: 7/10 vol 1, 6/10 vol 2

I remember seeing something about these films several years ago. It has the absolute hottest movie poster for Vol. 2 that I've ever seen (I'll try to post a pic of it) I was wondering if they were worth a watch? Trailers look interesting & has a solid cast minus Shia.

I know it's prob easy to do but I can't figure out how to put a picture of the Vol 2 movie poster up from IMDB off hand. Maybe someone else can.


Posted by Lacour
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:28 pm to
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Posted by 1999
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:29 pm to
Turned it off after 10 minutes
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 5:40 pm to
The first one was pretty bad. The second was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Uma's scene was pretty good, though.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 6:46 pm to
If you're familiar with Lars Von Trier then you know what you're in for. They're not what you expect otherwise. The real stars are Charlotte Gainsbourg and Skellan Skarsgard, everyone else's role is fairly small. If you're gonna watch this go for the director's cut and see all the extra bj closeups.
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 7:13 pm to
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It has the absolute hottest movie poster for Vol. 2 that I've ever seen


I just Googled it.

The first I saw was just some chick with messed up hair.

The second was a near naked woman sandwiched between two huge black dudes.

Neither were particularly hot,much less hottest ever
Posted by WarSlamEagle
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 7:46 pm to
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Lars Von Trier

still his best work

Posted by JombieZombie
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 7:51 pm to
I'm a fan of von Trier and Gainsbourg but it's a boring mess. The movie doesn't say anything about human nature that he hasn't said a thousand times before.
This post was edited on 6/29/16 at 7:53 pm
Posted by RegisteredPharmacist
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 8:12 pm to
It's not just some chick with messed up hair.

I don't want to sound too sexual on here but it's a hot girl having an orgasm. That's how girls look when they're in peak orgasm and you're on top in control... Eyes roll back and shut like that, mouth locks open just like that, etc. (not trying to sound cocky but it's something you have to experience with many different girls too appreciate I guess)
Posted by monkeybutt
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 8:35 pm to
This post is just seriously
Posted by DanglingFury
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 8:37 pm to
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

It's not just some chick with messed up hair.

I don't want to sound too sexual on here but it's a hot girl having an orgasm. That's how girls look when they're in peak orgasm and you're on top in control... Eyes roll back and shut like that, mouth locks open just like that, etc. (not trying to sound cocky but it's something you have to experience with many different girls too appreciate I guess)


This reads exactly like someone who has never kissed a girl and is trying to convince a group of dudes he's not a virgin.

It could be a cut script from the poker game in 40 year old virgin.

This is the poster that you consider the hottest poster of all time:

Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 8:41 pm to
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I don't want to sound too sexual on here but it's a hot girl having an orgasm. That's how girls look when they're in peak orgasm and you're on top in control... Eyes roll back and shut like that, mouth locks open just like that, etc. (not trying to sound cocky but it's something you have to experience with many different girls too appreciate I guess)



Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 8:46 pm to
Posted by 1999
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 8:49 pm to


Nasty vinegar strokes
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 8:50 pm to
So is this movie basically just hardcore porno.

Or as OP would say: did they do a porn?
Posted by 1999
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 8:53 pm to
I don't think it's brown bunny level but it's Von trier so im sure it's close.

I enjoyed melancholia fwiw.
Posted by kingbob
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 8:54 pm to
To me, it just looks like some chick faking it
Posted by JombieZombie
Member since Nov 2009
7687 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 8:57 pm to
It's real sex, but the actors use body doubles. It's really graphic but really boring.
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49517 posts
Posted on 6/29/16 at 8:57 pm to
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I enjoyed melancholia fwiw.



I have no idea how to feel about this movie. I think Trier did a good job directing, but I still don't know whether or not I liked it.
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