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re: New Trailer for The Odyssey

Posted on 7/1/26 at 3:13 pm to
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
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Posted on 7/1/26 at 3:13 pm to
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It's Nolan. He doesn't know what a hot chick is, apparently.



He does not cast super attractive women very often in primary roles. Hathaway, who I think is actually smoking hot outside of her weird cry face, is maybe the only exception?

ScarJo had a tiny role in The Prestige, decent lookers Tenet.
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 7/1/26 at 4:22 pm to
Idk why but this feels like it’s gonna be a mashup editing nightmare of just cutting to scenes all over the place instead of a single chronological narrative

I gotta say though, Hathaway looks really hot, she’s hotter to me in these clips than when she’s dolled up. Idk why I feel that way but she’s making it move
Posted by rebelrouser
Columbia, SC
Member since Feb 2013
13372 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 6:25 pm to
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black Helen of Troy

I don’t have an issue with her being black. I do have an issue with her being extremely unattractive. So much so that it feels like trolling


Funny joke I read on X recently: "Who knew Helen of Troy could cause so much conflict."
Posted by HueyLongJr
Member since Oct 2007
1104 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 6:38 pm to
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He does not cast super attractive women very often


Brah!

Katie Holmes
ScarJo
Rebecca Hall
Piper Perabo
Marion Cotillard
Anne Hathaway
Elizabeth Debicki

I mean, c'mon!!!

Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1668 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 8:10 pm to
McG with a bigger budget
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
1668 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 8:11 pm to
Hope in one hand, shite in the other. You know what fills up first.
Posted by WheyCheddar
Member since Aug 2024
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Posted on 7/1/26 at 8:14 pm to
Ain’t enough pretty faces in the world to rub the stench off this fiasco. You have been warned.
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
6215 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 8:24 pm to
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Idk why but this feels like it’s gonna be a mashup editing nightmare of just cutting to scenes all over the place instead of a single chronological narrative


Can't tell if kidding...
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
80694 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 8:31 pm to
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He does not cast super attractive women very often in primary roles. Hathaway, who I think is actually smoking hot outside of her weird cry face, is maybe the only exception?

Hathaway, Jessica Chastain, Marion Cotillard, Elizabeth Debicki, Katie Holmes are pretty attractive women.
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ScarJo had a tiny role in The Prestige

Piper Perabo has a tiny role. ScarJo is very prominent in the movie.
Posted by LouisianaLonghorn
Austin, Texas
Member since Jan 2006
15920 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:14 pm to
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Idk why but this feels like it’s gonna be a mashup editing nightmare of just cutting to scenes all over the place instead of a single chronological narrative


This. The story is a lot to cram into a single movie, even one that is 3 hours long. The weird casting choices and Nolan's strange decision to have the entire cast speak with American accents and use modern vernacular makes me seriously wonder about this movie.
Posted by LSUbacchus
Portland, Oregon
Member since Jul 2012
1841 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:36 pm to
Did Christopher Nolan live long enough to become the villain? Dude doesn’t miss and people acting like this will be a bomb
Posted by tucoco
Las Vegas
Member since Mar 2021
7544 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:49 pm to
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have you seen a Christopher Nolan movie before?
I'm Batman!
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15876 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 9:54 pm to
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have you seen a Christopher Nolan movie before?

I’ve seen them all. I’ve heard none of them.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
48368 posts
Posted on 7/1/26 at 10:57 pm to
Posted by LouisianaLonghorn
Austin, Texas
Member since Jan 2006
15920 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 8:39 am to
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Did Christopher Nolan live long enough to become the villain? Dude doesn’t miss and people acting like this will be a bomb


Every good director has at least one stinker. This could be Nolan’s. It’s clear that Nolan wants this film to be in the hunt for an Academy Award, and that probably explains some of his casting choices. He’s got to conform to the Academy’s DEI criteria. That said, his decision to have his characters use modern vernacular when speaking is puzzling to me. It takes me right out of the story when I hear Tom Holland’s Telemachus refer to Odysseus as “dad.”
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
2594 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 8:47 am to
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It’s clear that Nolan wants this film to be in the hunt for an Academy Award


I don't understand this talking point. Dude has hardware. He's not chasing anything but his own vision at this point.
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
14994 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 9:17 am to
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I don't understand this talking point. Dude has hardware. He's not chasing anything but his own vision at this point.


For some reason they ignore Oppenheimer’s seven Oscars wins with an Academy-certified DEI cast of 95% white men.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
22349 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 9:25 am to
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My problem is she isn't Helen of Troy. The fair skinned, fair haired, white armed woman that wars raged over.



Really? You're using Homer's actual words (?e????e???) describing her in the Odyssey to make your point? Surely Hollywood knows what Homer meant more than he did.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
I'm your huckleberry
Member since Apr 2008
42934 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 9:37 am to
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Ain’t enough pretty faces in the world to rub the stench off this fiasco. You have been warned.


Thank you. Watching the trailers and being a Nolan fan had me looking forward to this, but I think I might skip out on it now that you've warned it's going to be a fiasco.
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
6215 posts
Posted on 7/2/26 at 11:43 am to
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Really? You're using Homer's actual words (?e????e???) describing her in the Odyssey to make your point? Surely Hollywood knows what Homer meant more than he did.


That's called a translation. This is an epithet, which is a phrase repeated with the mention of a character's name. And several translations explain within their texts what epithets are and what such phrases mean. You're not going to find a translator or serious human who thinks a metaphorical color phrase such as white-armed is referring directly to skin color. You really think once every few pages Homer was just making sure he reminded the audience that Helen was white?


There is very little specific physical description of Helen, because it's an oral tale meant to spread and be told all over. The beauty is described through the beauty's impact, allowing the audience to imagine their own image of such beauty. Specific details of the beauty come in later plays and poems from centuries and millenia later, not from Homer. Helen did not launch a thousand ships in Homer's words. Helen did not explicitly cause the war in Homer's words. That was all added in adaptations later. The fair skin and fair hair is all from medieval poetry and artwork, not from Homer.

Yeah, highly unlikely the fictional Greek queen would have been conceived of as black, but cut that shite out trying to use a translated 3,000 year-old metaphor to prove a person was white.

You should read the Iliad and the Odyssey. I just did. Pretty good reads. Odyssey is much more entertaining than the Iliad. Doing this might prevent some of you from sounding so dumb.
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