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Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:24 pm to NATidefan
She sounds like a naughty, naughty Zoot.

Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:25 pm to Aspercel
You’re right I missed the breakfast cereals. 
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:25 pm to fr33manator
She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I’ve just remembered, is grail shaped
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:25 pm to fr33manator
my sister was bit by a moose
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:26 pm to NATidefan
Looks around...
"We are the knights who say, 'NI.'"
"We are the knights who say, 'NI.'"
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:28 pm to Tbonepatron
quote:
You should divorce her faster than the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow…
But she has HUGE tracts of land.
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:31 pm to NATidefan
This is the first movie I watched with my wife…I knew she was a keeper even though she didn’t get all the jokes.
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:31 pm to PotatoChip
So there’s hope for me yet 
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:39 pm to Aspercel
One day all of this will be yours lad.
What the curtains?
NO not the curtains!
cracks me up every time
What the curtains?
NO not the curtains!
cracks me up every time
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:45 pm to NATidefan
Bravely bold Sir Tidefan,
He was a crafty gump,
He had a wife with coconuts,
He rather liked to hump,
But when they watched the Holy Grail,
Well she was not elated,
Although around those parts,
He's lucky they were not related,
Well bravely bold Sir Tidefan,
He made her watch his show,
And underneath the blankets,
Well his shrub would surely grow,
That witch, with her great carrot nose,
In agony she'd wallow,
But soon Tidefan would teach her of,
The European Swallow...
Her butt was poked,
And her arse was stabbed,
Her crotch disrobed,
and her titties were grabbed,
Her cooter was rootered,
Her cunny was runny,
Her nostrils raped
And her bottom unplugged...
He was a crafty gump,
He had a wife with coconuts,
He rather liked to hump,
But when they watched the Holy Grail,
Well she was not elated,
Although around those parts,
He's lucky they were not related,
Well bravely bold Sir Tidefan,
He made her watch his show,
And underneath the blankets,
Well his shrub would surely grow,
That witch, with her great carrot nose,
In agony she'd wallow,
But soon Tidefan would teach her of,
The European Swallow...
Her butt was poked,
And her arse was stabbed,
Her crotch disrobed,
and her titties were grabbed,
Her cooter was rootered,
Her cunny was runny,
Her nostrils raped
And her bottom unplugged...
This post was edited on 1/10/23 at 10:13 pm
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:46 pm to OWLFAN86
Monty Python is one thing I never got into and y'all are weird af
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:48 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
Tis but a flesh wound
When we were kids, my dad would say this every time we got any sort of injury. Of course, back then, I didn’t appreciate the humor. It wasn’t until I watched the movie as an adult that I actually got it.
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:50 pm to Aspercel
When Tim the Enchanter just spits over half of them while talking.
That's no ordinary rabbit!
That's no ordinary rabbit!
This post was edited on 1/10/23 at 9:51 pm
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