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re: My Wife(no pics) hates Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:23 pm to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117051 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:23 pm to
Burn her anyway!!!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:24 pm to

She sounds like a naughty, naughty Zoot.



Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117051 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:24 pm to
And breakfast cereals
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:25 pm to
You’re right I missed the breakfast cereals.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117051 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:25 pm to
She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I’ve just remembered, is grail shaped
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:25 pm to
my sister was bit by a moose
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
6197 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:26 pm to
Looks around...

"We are the knights who say, 'NI.'"
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:28 pm to
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You should divorce her faster than the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow…



But she has HUGE tracts of land.
Posted by PotatoChip
Member since May 2014
4789 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:31 pm to
This is the first movie I watched with my wife…I knew she was a keeper even though she didn’t get all the jokes.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117051 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:31 pm to
So there’s hope for me yet
Posted by Jax Teller
Member since Aug 2018
4524 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:39 pm to
One day all of this will be yours lad.
What the curtains?

NO not the curtains!

cracks me up every time
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117051 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:43 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133583 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:45 pm to
Bravely bold Sir Tidefan,
He was a crafty gump,
He had a wife with coconuts,
He rather liked to hump,
But when they watched the Holy Grail,
Well she was not elated,
Although around those parts,
He's lucky they were not related,

Well bravely bold Sir Tidefan,
He made her watch his show,
And underneath the blankets,
Well his shrub would surely grow,
That witch, with her great carrot nose,
In agony she'd wallow,
But soon Tidefan would teach her of,
The European Swallow...

Her butt was poked,
And her arse was stabbed,
Her crotch disrobed,
and her titties were grabbed,
Her cooter was rootered,
Her cunny was runny,
Her nostrils raped
And her bottom unplugged...
This post was edited on 1/10/23 at 10:13 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
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Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:45 pm to
Posted by mjthe
Virginia
Member since Oct 2020
6870 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:46 pm to
Monty Python is one thing I never got into and y'all are weird af
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:47 pm to



Bravo
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117051 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:48 pm to
I admit to being weird af
Posted by fleurdelis
Winchestertonfieldville
Member since Nov 2008
327 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:48 pm to
quote:

Tis but a flesh wound


When we were kids, my dad would say this every time we got any sort of injury. Of course, back then, I didn’t appreciate the humor. It wasn’t until I watched the movie as an adult that I actually got it.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:50 pm to
When Tim the Enchanter just spits over half of them while talking.




That's no ordinary rabbit!
This post was edited on 1/10/23 at 9:51 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
194905 posts
Posted on 1/10/23 at 9:50 pm to
Elvis LOVED that scene
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