re: MTV's Teen Whores Season TWO!

quote:

---

no and he uses his DA office to do the DNA case work.

---

Apparently he went the My Cousin Vinny route in becoming a lawyer


LINK

I mentioned it last night...but Aprils angry one letter typing was my highlight.

Maci needs to see where cromagnon is coming from. Of course he's going to be tired when trying to figure out the wheel and explain to everyone that when lightening is in the sky the gods are angry.

Next week is going to be full of douche chill moments esp. when Tyler and Cait. meet the baby. The preview already showed Cait going in for a kiss and the baby stopping her. And Caits tits are basically are whole upper body now. But the pants she wore last night showed off the rest of the figure.

I still want to know how many peopel Farrah fricked when on "break" from the guy that did his best Dale Earnhardt impression. But she definitely loved him.

And Piggy has sky rocketed to worst parent and not even close anymore...the first scene where she was in the salon...she had to huge bumps on her face...we can only hope that it is where jail guy is putting out cigs randomly on her to keep her in line. And how could anyone not laugh at the 3 pigs restaurant choice. Gary crying was not cool...but I think it's a step in the right direction for him getting on the biggest loser.
Btw...this thread is the greatest day of my life. I was having a terrible day..and boom..this thread walked in..and I love the fact if any of you have kids. I want to Eskimo kiss this thread

quote:

---

How in the hell does Gareee and Piggy pay for shite with no jobs? MTV must be slipping them some $$.

---

Gawker had an article which claimed the "moms" on the show get around 5,000 an episode. Don't know what the dudes get.

I'm pretty sure Garry's sponsored by Cracker Barrel and the Belden Lineman Camp. And they have to get paid to do this show. Otherwise how does anybody in the Catelynn/Tyler/Butch/April household afford sweatshirts/custom embroidered flatbills/coke/ebay?

Farrah's mom still wants Derrick to feel bad about whatever he did to Farrah from beyond the grave. She's not going to drop this shite until he apologizes. I'm editing here to add my favorite moment of the week, mainly because I'm on my phone and can't scroll down. But my favorite moment was at the 57 minute mark when Farrah got pissed at Sophia for not paying attention when she tried to show her the pictures of her dad. She just starts staring her down with this "what bitch? I dare you to look away again. I frickin dare you" look in her eyes.

Definitely need more of the Walmart convict. The best day of his life was when he saw her at Walmart, only because he just got released that morning. And if you're on work release don't you still have to go back and sleep at the jail? I could be totally wrong.

Any idea on how long Maci's been in whatever new city she's in? They'd been dating for 2 months, so was she there like a week before dude ditched her? Here's the conspiracy theorist in me....The whole retard thing is all an act. For one, how can you get a job with "demanding hours" and be that stupid? Just let everyone sack their own groceries for the next couple hours and go spend time with your tatted up gf that obviously puts out.

So I'm thinking he's still pissed at Maci for getting pregnant with Ryan because he was the friend that always wanted more. So he wooes her to Nashville and a week after she moves, bam. This aint workin, Peace!

I can't wait o see the shot of Carly's adoptive parents throwing away the baby book catelynn and tyler made in the trash can at whatever West Virginia park they chose to meet at.

quote:

---

I can't wait o see the shot of Carly's adoptive parents throwing away the baby book catelynn and tyler made in the trash can at whatever West Virginia park they chose to meet at.

---

You know whatever Tyler & Catelynn give them, it's going to reek of that smoke white trash smell!

quote:

---

smoke white trash smell!

---

I think Ape's intake consists entirely of cigs, Coca-Cola, and blow. Their house smells like the ashtray from Al Pacino's character in Scarface.

quote:

---

Supposedly, Farrah is dating some semi-famous band guy who is most well known for killing his ex-gf's boyfriend or something like that.. And NO, I'm not going to bother checking those facts with a simple google search.

---

I found this so take it for what's it's worth.

quote:

---

Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has found love again, but her bad-boy boyfriend has a dark secret.

In this week's issue of Star, we reveal the exclsuive, shocking bombshell that Farrah, 19, has begun a relationship with 30-year-old tattooed rocker Tony Lovato, who just three years ago stabbed a man to death!

The pair met on Twitter and although Tony was initially critical of Farrah's parenting skills, the two began chatting privately and hit it off. "I'm even more attracted to girls who have kids," Tony tells Star in an exclusive interview.

---

Maybe twitter's our doorway to getting butch, April and Garry to post here.

In his defense he'll be a better role model for sophia.

A man who stabbed someone thinks you're a shitty parent. Awesome