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re: MTV's Teen Whores Season TWO!

Posted on 10/5/10 at 10:35 pm to
Posted by hendersonshands
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Posted on 10/5/10 at 10:35 pm to
He was throwing a shite load of cliches at that whore. It was hilarious.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81646 posts
Posted on 10/5/10 at 10:39 pm to
he had like mad game for an 8th grader. maybe has been locked up since then.

The sad thing is Gary said they went to counseling and all that bullshite so apparently the fat fricks got back together. Also hilarious that Amber picks a place called 3 Pigs to go eat.
Posted by TigerCub
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Member since May 2006
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Posted on 10/5/10 at 11:23 pm to
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Man, i'm just catching up and Amber's date is fricking awesome. Meeting you at walmart was the best day of my life, i have white paper in my hair, i change my shirt as you pull up and take phone pics of it, an eskimo kiss was perrrrrrfect.


Best date ever.

I wanna see Amber try and smack his arse around.
Posted by LSUSaintsFan86
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2009
2294 posts
Posted on 10/5/10 at 11:27 pm to
what a frickin creeper
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12077 posts
Posted on 10/5/10 at 11:34 pm to
Oh and a word of advice to all the single moms out there....if you want a guy to stick around that you've been dating for 2 months, don't invite him over for shitting lessons with your 2 year old.
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 10/5/10 at 11:50 pm to
I would lay it to that red headed chick.

ETA: for those of you talking about the fat girl dating the con, look at what she had before...you can't expect her to have standards.
This post was edited on 10/5/10 at 11:53 pm
Posted by Tiger Authority
Member since Jul 2007
29476 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 12:11 am to
Best episode of the season. All that was missing was a Gary beatdown.

Blonde friend of Maci's is the hottest girl to ever make the show.

Sloth from the Goonies breaking up with Maci for another babyruth was uncomfortable. Maci's new hair color combination of red/orange is really going to prime her for comic book character status. Maybe she can have the power of dermatology to rid Farah of that mole?

Amber still retains worst mom status and is increasing her lead on that title. She hasn't seen her little girl in days, Gary brings the kid over and the child walks into the house, and Leah stays seated on her white trash couch (ie futon) and awaits the kid to make the walk to her. Then she bitches at Gary.

And meeting dudes straight out of the joint at the Wally? Who doesn't do that? Personally the Wally in BR is pretty nice because you can take them right over to the IHOP and immediately impress resulting in an Eskimo kiss.
I really didn't think their life could get any more interesting but this episode has proved otherwise. Gary needs to really get the best of her by making a random conjugal visit to the pen.


This post was edited on 10/6/10 at 12:17 am
Posted by Tiger Authority
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Posted on 10/6/10 at 12:13 am to




This post was edited on 10/6/10 at 12:16 am
Posted by TigerStripes06
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Posted on 10/6/10 at 12:16 am to
quote:

Blonde friend of Maci's is the hottest girl to ever make the show.


she is legit hot. tv or otherwise.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88195 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 7:28 am to
Someone needs to screen shot Cro Magnon when he was sitting on the couch breaking up with Maci. The size of his head when he was leaning it into the back of the couch was epic.

And I would like nothing more than to watch a reality show that did nothing but followed Butch's ol'lady around. Her rolling around town in her Beamer and interacting with people would be awesome. I want to see how she treats that little 5 year old bastard child. They need to focus on that relationship more.
Posted by Dobermann
Member since Sep 2008
2038 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 7:59 am to
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Amber picks a place called 3 Pigs to go eat.


i literally laughed out loud at this
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81646 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 8:01 am to
i still think Farrah's co-worker is probably hotter than Maci's friend but we're splitting hairs.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 10/6/10 at 8:16 am to
if there was an oscar for being awesome at life, this thread would win it
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41125 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 8:18 am to
gets my vote for thread of the year for sure...

Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
477219 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 8:21 am to
i don't even watch the show for the most part, but i love reading the recaps. LOVE IT
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41125 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 8:26 am to
Im the same way... Ill watch it if its on when Im skipping through the channels, but I cant wait for Maximus' recap on Wednesdays
This post was edited on 10/6/10 at 8:27 am
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81646 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 8:27 am to
Speaking of April, I thought Farrah's mom last night was definitely trying to show her up in the "I look strung out on drugs and am more pale and sleep deprived than you" category.

I also chuckled when Farrah told the baby that she might have her daddy's smile...and therefore would definitely need braces.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88195 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 8:40 am to
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I also chuckled when Farrah told the baby that she might have her daddy's smile...and therefore would definitely need braces.



Yeah that was great.

Also, I really need Farrah to talk about the dead guy at least once every episode because I just can't get enough of her crying face.


Also, did they ever explain how the prosecutor in Farrah's battery case against her mom is now her personal DNA lawyer?
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88195 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 8:44 am to
Also, speaking of epic, someone needs to get Butch's ol'lady to sign up for an account here. The first thing she does when she gets home is jump on the internet.

Getting her to post here and getting a Q&A with her would just about complete my life

This post was edited on 10/6/10 at 8:45 am
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81646 posts
Posted on 10/6/10 at 8:46 am to
no and he uses his DA office to do the DNA case work. Its also funny how last season Farrah didn't mention Derrick one time and was trying to frick all these random Arab guys at the club every episode and now this season when her only going out friend is a fat Asian barber she suddenly just can't get past the dead guy to love someone else.
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