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re: MTV's Teen Whores Season TWO!

Posted on 9/29/10 at 8:54 am to
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88339 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 8:54 am to
quote:

Her solution every time the kid cries is to yell and blame gary for it.


or if Gary is gone, she throws the kid in the crib, shut the door while she is screaming, and as soon as Gary walks in the door, start demanding to know why the baby is crying

The bitch is going to push Gary one too many times, before he explodes in a fit of rage. I is going to be epic television
Posted by nvcowboyfan
James Turner Street, Birmingham,UK
Member since Nov 2007
2994 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

Amber secretly hates her kid.


+1
You can really tell that she resents the kid for screwing up her life. If I heard next summer that she left her kid in a hot car while she went in to get a spray tan or MMA class I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.
Posted by nvcowboyfan
James Turner Street, Birmingham,UK
Member since Nov 2007
2994 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 12:10 pm to
Worst moms rank:
Amber
Ape
Farrah
Catelyn
Maci

And if anyone thinks Amber is in any way going to improve with time, they are dead wrong. As bad as the Ape/Catelyn relationship is, the relationship between Amber and her teenage kid will be a million times worse. Hopefully there will be a reunion series in 15 years.
:crossesfingers:
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160203 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 12:25 pm to
I watched one show a few weeks ago when Farrah put her kid on a bed then just walked away and the kid fell right off. Hilarious.
Posted by mightynine
Member since May 2006
1278 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 2:07 pm to
Amber has shot up the list to worst mother by far. It's going to take a lot to knock her off that perch.
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41125 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 2:10 pm to
quote:

I watched one show a few weeks ago when Farrah put her kid on a bed then just walked away and the kid fell right off


She was too busy telling the guy at the bank they needed to pay her back, because she got scammed... stupid whore
This post was edited on 9/29/10 at 2:11 pm
Posted by Bigpoppat
Drinking a Manhattan
Member since Oct 2008
9289 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 2:38 pm to
quote:

They don't teach you to be a pushover in lineman camp.


Posted by UnevenElephant3
Balmora
Member since Jan 2010
2086 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 3:39 pm to
i hate to jump in here and mess up a good talk but how do you guys whatch this crap? its not entertaining in the least to me, and is quite sad actually.

My wife watched it sometimes and every time if im in that room i will watch about 1 min and walk away shaking my head saying stupid arse bitch or something. i feel embarrased for them. How much do you think they are getting piad for this because you would have to pay me A LOT to participate in any tv show about my life or those around me.
Posted by SCUBAislander
Member since Feb 2007
2922 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 3:44 pm to
I watch it for the Gary factor
Posted by BS
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
16533 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 4:15 pm to
so does Farrah qualify as a Butterface? I say yes, even though her face isn't that hideous.

Maci is kinda cute, but needs bigger boobs and some face/head cream to clear up her skin.

Oh and what's up with Maci's boyfriend? he looks like a Mongaloid, so does Catelynn's mom. yikes!
This post was edited on 9/29/10 at 4:16 pm
Posted by LSUSaintsFan86
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2009
2294 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 4:18 pm to
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so does Farrah qualify as a Butterface? I say yes, even though her face isn't that hideous.
shes hideous when she cries.....damn
Posted by MaverickLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2007
654 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 4:30 pm to
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shes hideous when she cries.....damn


I totally agree!

I was when the ad came on for abuse after Amber laid the smack down!
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59412 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 8:45 pm to
Ms Wafer watches this show and I got caught in an episode this evening.

One of the baby daddies died, how'd that happen?
Posted by Tigerhaven03
TexAS™
Member since Sep 2006
2917 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 9:34 pm to
ran his car into a pole (farah's baby daddy)
Posted by USLttarP
Currently #Ridin
Member since Sep 2010
3303 posts
Posted on 9/29/10 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

i hate to jump in here and mess up a good talk but how do you guys whatch this crap? its not entertaining in the least to me, and is quite sad actually.

My wife watched it sometimes and every time if im in that room i will watch about 1 min and walk away shaking my head saying stupid arse bitch or something. i feel embarrased for them. How much do you think they are getting piad for this because you would have to pay me A LOT to participate in any tv show about my life or those around me.


Posted by RedHawk
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2007
9706 posts
Posted on 9/30/10 at 8:55 am to
Some of the highlights for me.

1) Ape drinking a Twisted Tea while Catelynn is showing her the bad report card.

2) Gary wearing his OL camp t shirt.

3) Catelynn saying she got mostly A's and B's with one C while she really got almost all D's and incompletes. She thinks she isn't graduating because of having a baby, but the baby has been gone for over a year already and she is still getting incompletes.

4) Tyler's sunglasses when they are eating ice cream at the picnic table outside and his belt buckle. Also, their friend who is wearing a bikini top.

5) Tyler and Catelynn watching their graduation ceremony. They act as if graduating from HS is a big deal when it is just a basic thing for most people.

6) Amber trying to kick Gary and his TV down the stairs. It seemed as if Gary cared more about the well being of his TV than he did his own face and head, because when Amber made a move for the TV, Gary immediately got in her way and said "No Amber".
Posted by TexasTiger05
Member since Aug 2007
28332 posts
Posted on 9/30/10 at 7:17 pm to
quote:

i hate to jump in here and mess up a good talk but how do you guys whatch this crap? its not entertaining in the least to me, and is quite sad actually.
this guy is better than all of us. just know this.



How many times did the domestic abuse psa come on? it was like after every scene

at least amber didnt mess up gary's tv. i thought for sure that beast of awesome was going down the stairs and going to shatter along with all of gary's hopes for make up with amber part 12


Posted by Tigerhaven03
TexAS™
Member since Sep 2006
2917 posts
Posted on 9/30/10 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

How many times did the domestic abuse psa come on? it was like after every scene
3 times i think

quote:

i thought for sure that beast of awesome was going down the stairs and going to shatter along with all of gary's hopes for make up with amber part 12
that's what she was hoping gary would do, then she could call the cops and get his arse arrested
Posted by tylercsbn9
Cypress, TX
Member since Feb 2004
67211 posts
Posted on 9/30/10 at 10:55 pm to
lol

LINK
Posted by TigerCub
Team Boxtard
Member since May 2006
22863 posts
Posted on 10/1/10 at 10:20 am to
The police are looking into Amber whipping Gary's arse the other night.

LINK
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