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re: Mortal Kombat releasing at midnight on HBO Max

Posted on 4/23/21 at 12:21 pm to
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28878 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 12:21 pm to
quote:

so is this movie appropriate for kids?
I know it's rated R, but is that mostly due to the gore and blood, or is there sexual stuff in it?




i watched about 30 minutes this morning before work and no sex.


but... it was pretty gory so far. i wouldn't let my 11 year old watch it.
Posted by houndstoothornet
Member since Nov 2012
431 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 12:23 pm to
Bro wtf. Not trying to tell you how to parent but it’s mortal Kombat
Posted by SnoopALoop
Nashville
Member since Apr 2014
4394 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 12:28 pm to
Fun as hell. Really enjoyed it but it just needs some true character refinements next time round. Cole was so useless outside of his lineage.

Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50418 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

so is this movie appropriate for kids?
I know it's rated R, but is that mostly due to the gore and blood, or is there sexual stuff in it?


If you let your kid play the games, then there's nothing in this movie that you don't let your kid already partake in.
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23572 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 12:32 pm to
My takeaway so far: They could have just gotten Connor McGregor to play Kano
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25514 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Bro wtf. Not trying to tell you how to parent but it’s mortal Kombat




It's a fricking movie, not real life. You think they've never seen someone die in a movie before? So there's extra blood coming out that makes it ridiculously unrealistic. big whoop. They've played the game before. You think a guy taking his mask off and exposing his skull, then breathing fire out his mouth to burn the opponent to a crisp is some rated R nightmare type shite? It's so unrealistic it makes it no big deal.

What i'm more concerned with is sexual talk. I'll take blood and gore like this over someone talking about anal or sucking dick.
Posted by tigahfromtheham
On your left
Member since Jun 2005
5800 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 12:38 pm to
No dick sucking anal talk. Good flick. I’ll probably let my 13 year old watch it.
Posted by Jay Are
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
4841 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 12:56 pm to
quote:

What i'm more concerned with is sexual talk. I'll take blood and gore like this over someone talking about anal or sucking dick.


But why? If the rest is so unrealistic that a kid would never mimic anything about the violence, why would that child think the language is normal for everyday use?
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115737 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

What i'm more concerned with is sexual talk. I'll take blood and gore like this over someone talking about anal or sucking dick.


AMERICA!!
Posted by WeenieWater Martini
Member since Jan 2021
229 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:00 pm to
Nothing sexual

Vulgar language and gore
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
25514 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:20 pm to
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But why? If the rest is so unrealistic that a kid would never mimic anything about the violence, why would that child think the language is normal for everyday use?




doesn't matter. Not turning this thread into something stupid.
I asked a question and it was answered.
Thank you.
Posted by bulldog95
North Louisiana
Member since Jan 2011
20713 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:21 pm to
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Nothing sexual


Yep. Most of the costumes or clothes coved everything and nothing popped out. I think cole kissed his woman maybe twice. Kano said some suggestions toward Sonya and blew a few kisses but nothing beyond PG

Sexual situations or nudity 0 out of 10

Blood and gore 10+ out of 10
This post was edited on 4/23/21 at 1:24 pm
Posted by Mike Honcho
North Dallas
Member since Oct 2007
2919 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:31 pm to
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Yep. Most of the costumes or clothes coved everything and nothing popped out. I think cole kissed his woman maybe twice. Kano said some suggestions toward Sonya and blew a few kisses but nothing beyond PG

Sexual situations or nudity 0 out of 10

Blood and gore 10+ out of 10



I thought it was pretty good. I've played the games but i wouldn't say i'm a super fan. I went in really worried it would be too gory for my tastes. The handful of really gory fatalities are telegraphed so if you have seen the games then you know what's going to happen and its not even as graphic as the game.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28878 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 1:54 pm to
quote:

I thought it was pretty good. I've played the games but i wouldn't say i'm a super fan. I went in really worried it would be too gory for my tastes. The handful of really gory fatalities are telegraphed so if you have seen the games then you know what's going to happen and its not even as graphic as the game.



just finished at lunch

ditto. i don't really love gore in movies or video games. i'm just squeamish around that and this wasn't too bad in that regard.

it was pretty decent all in all. kinda cheesy dialogue, especially from Sonya when she's explaining the tournament, but i'd watch it again.
Posted by topcat88
Member since Nov 2015
4079 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:05 pm to
The acting is so bad it’s hard to get past. Fighting was pretty cool.
Posted by Mike Honcho
North Dallas
Member since Oct 2007
2919 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:10 pm to
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kinda cheesy dialogue, especially from Sonya when she's explaining the tournament,


It's a mortal kombat movie so it is always going to have a certain degree of camp. This movie doesn't take itself too seriously and knows who its audience is: fans of the games. There isn't a ton of character development but it doesn't need it because the audience (fans of the games) already know who these characters are.

As far as the gory I was actually disappointed that when Liu Kang does the dragon fatality on Kabal he only sets him on fire and doesn't bite him in half like the game.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150699 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:24 pm to
Just finished it. Loved it.

It’s VERY cheesy. Very. But not in a bad way. And I kinda feel like a MK movie should be to a degree. Plus it has to be cheesy in order to get the little nods to the game in here and there (your soul is mine, flawless victory, Kano wins, etc).

Graphics were pretty well done. I was impressed with a lot of it and how realistic some of it looked.

Acting wasn’t great, but wasn’t bad for the most part. And this is all about the fighting anyway, which was pretty solid.

I actually liked Kano more than I thought I would. He made me chuckle a few times.

They should’ve found a way to get Sonya a dragon mark. I did like that they kept mentioning that she shouldn’t be there, which I liked. And she was a bit overpowered for a regular woman. Also was weird that they gave her Kano instead of Mileena at the end. No chance she manhandles Kano like that. But again, it’s MK so I didn’t mind.

And with the way they incorporated the dragon mark being inherited by someone who kills the person with it, Sonya got hers anyway. I liked that little twist.

Not gonna lie, the Liu Kang fire thing was cool, and the fire dragon part was awesome.

Wish we saw more SZ kicking arse. But at least they fought at the end. And that was great.

Main gripe is Cole’s arcana was kinda weak shite. I don’t know if he’s from the games or whatever, but his little torso fire armor thing sucks. And honestly, he was the weakest part of the movie, which sucks since he was the main character basically. But there was enough other shite going on that it didn’t ruin anything for me.

The “get over here” part had me big hyped. And with the music too. That was super well done. We even got the SZ freeze and jump back move.

This is exactly what a MK movie should be. And I liked how it already easily set up a sequel. This movie was awesome. I wish we could’ve seen a tournament, but at least they explained that early on that the plan was to eliminate the warriors before the tournament even begins. So that didn’t end up bothering me too much.
This post was edited on 4/24/21 at 8:41 am
Posted by WeenieWater Martini
Member since Jan 2021
229 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 2:33 pm to
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57438 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

You think a guy taking his mask off and exposing his skull, then breathing fire out his mouth to burn the opponent to a crisp is some rated R nightmare type shite?
fricking SPOILERS warning bro!
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
50767 posts
Posted on 4/23/21 at 3:18 pm to
Dude I’m watching this now and he is pretty damn funny
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