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Mike Meyers wants to make a Dr. Evil focused movie for Austin Powers 4
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:52 am
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:52 am
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The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it.
Mike Meyers wants to do a Dr. Evil movie
He needs to start a gofundme, Super Troopers style.
This post was edited on 5/10/18 at 10:57 am
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:55 am to Breesus
He turned good in the last one. Not sure what the point would be here. Scott going insane and taking over was what they setup. Why stray from that?
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:56 am to Michael T. Tiger
Mike must be hurting for some cash.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:58 am to Michael T. Tiger
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He turned good in the last one. Not sure what the point would be here. Scott going insane and taking over was what they setup. Why stray from that?
could be a prequel. Could be him struggling to do good like Despicable Me 2. Could be him as an anti-hero against Scott as the villain.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 10:58 am to Breesus
Maybe movies are just funnier these days, but I'm not sure Mike Myers was every really funny.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:03 am to sorantable
"Oh look, the millenial doesn't get it." -said in Dr. Evil's voice.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:21 am to sorantable
Mike Myers wasn't funny? That's the angle you're going with?
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:22 am to sorantable
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Maybe movies are just funnier these days, but I'm not sure Mike Myers was every really funny.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:22 am to Michael T. Tiger
No one wants to see Seth Green as the main villain of a movie.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:23 am to sorantable
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Maybe movies are just funnier these days, but I'm not sure Mike Myers was every really funny.
You fat ginger piece of shite, shut your fat face
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:25 am to sorantable
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Maybe movies are just funnier these days, but I'm not sure Mike Myers was every really funny.
every time I think the M/TV board has reached it's "worst opinion ever" someone comes along and tops it.
congrats
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:26 am to Honest Tune
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Mike Myers wasn't funny? That's the angle you're going with?
"Well, (sucks on vape), a lot of his "comedy" was based on hurtful stereotypes and rape culture. (strokes neckbeard) I'm not sure that we really needed that then, or today. (punctuates statement with vape suck / neckbeard stroke combo)."
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:28 am to sorantable
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Maybe movies are just funnier these days, but I'm not sure Mike Myers was every really funny
Ah gun rack? Yeah... Right... I don't even own A gun
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:40 am to Fewer Kilometers
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"Well, (sucks on vape), a lot of his "comedy" was based on hurtful stereotypes and rape culture. (strokes neckbeard) I'm not sure that we really needed that then, or today. (punctuates statement with vape suck / neckbeard stroke combo)."
This is a good example of not funny
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:41 am to sorantable
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Maybe movies are just funnier these days
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:44 am to Brosef Stalin
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No one wants to see Seth Green as the main villain of a movie.
Since Mini Me is dead, we can cast Pete Dinklage as Mini Scott, but have him be the REAL brains, all Tyrion Lannister-style behind Scott's Evil Organization, opposing Austin and Dougie's "good guys" - if done correctly, could be epic.
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:45 am to Breesus
quote:let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
Ah gun rack? Yeah... Right... I don't even own A gun
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:46 am to Breesus
I've been calling for this for years
Posted on 5/10/18 at 11:56 am to Breesus
I want to see the Tom Cruise version.
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