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re: Make a bad movie good by changing one actor
Posted on 9/10/12 at 7:31 am to OMLandshark
Posted on 9/10/12 at 7:31 am to OMLandshark
The transporter with a die hard age bruce Willis
Posted on 9/10/12 at 9:24 am to Sinister1
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Any Nicholas Cage movie with any other actor.
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:15 am to kingbob
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He's like a less handsome Shia Labuff with better acting skills.
I'm sorry, are we referring to JGL? Because, in a completely hetero assessment of male attractiveness, JGL is a better looking guy than Shia Lebeouf. Seriously.
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:30 am to The Eric
Anybody said Con-Air yet? Not sure who you replace Nic Cage w/ but his accent was atrocious.
"Puut the buh-neeee down!"
"Puut the buh-neeee down!"
Posted on 9/10/12 at 11:50 am to Sinister1
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Any Kevin Costner movie with any other actor.
Posted on 9/10/12 at 1:23 pm to BamaFanInTigerland
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Anybody said Con-Air yet? Not sure who you replace Nic Cage w/ but his accent was atrocious.
"Puut the buh-neeee down!"
"Give me ma daughtas picthah back you shite eatin peckahead."
This post was edited on 9/10/12 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 9/10/12 at 2:03 pm to UncleLogger
Nic Cage is the best actor in the world to star in bad movies. He takes bad movies and turns them into epic pieces of trash that will be remembered for generations. I will enthusiastically plunk down 10 bucks to see him in whatever crappy script he's decided to sign off on this month in search of another 20 million dollar payday.
I really mean this. There is no bad movie that could not be immeasurably improved by the presence of Nic Cage. He wouldn't make the movie "good" per se, but he would make it entertaining as all hell.
I really mean this. There is no bad movie that could not be immeasurably improved by the presence of Nic Cage. He wouldn't make the movie "good" per se, but he would make it entertaining as all hell.
Posted on 9/10/12 at 2:07 pm to kingbob
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Star Wars Episode 2&3: Hayden Christenson to...Chris Hemsworth, maybe? Chris Evans (channeling his character from "Not Another Teen Movie" or "Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World") would be hilarious and a badass as Anakin.
Yeah if you wanted to make another Space Balls this would work.
Posted on 9/10/12 at 3:26 pm to The Eric
Shawshank Redemption
replace Morgan Freeman with Will Smith
that movie wasnt funny at all
replace Morgan Freeman with Will Smith
that movie wasnt funny at all
Posted on 9/10/12 at 3:27 pm to Ash Williams
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Shawshank Redemption
replace Morgan Freeman with Will Smith
that movie wasnt funny at all
Posted on 9/10/12 at 3:49 pm to Ash Williams
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Shawshank Redemption replace Morgan Freeman with Will Smith that movie wasnt funny at all
That would have made an epic Chapelle Show skit.
Posted on 9/10/12 at 5:50 pm to The Eric
Lovely Bones
Ryan Gosling in for Mark Wahlberg
Ryan Gosling in for Mark Wahlberg
Posted on 9/10/12 at 6:13 pm to Macintosh
Charlie Hunnam in for Ryan i eat penises Reynolds in Safe House
i've never seen it, but i'd see it if Ryan fricking Reynolds was in it
i've never seen it, but i'd see it if Ryan fricking Reynolds was in it
Posted on 9/10/12 at 9:47 pm to Baloo
People keep saying Nick Cage but I can almost guarantee that no other actor could have played the charactar Sailor in Wild at Heart better than NMFC (yeah, that's Nick mother fricking Cage) and it's on my "long" list of favorite movies.
I agree with Ballo that there is no better actor for bad movies than NMFC. Kurt Russel maybe but he will always be the enfamous Jack Burton of the Pork Chop Express to me.
Back to topic though, I guess I haven't seen any bad movies lately.I would suggest removing Ben Afflek from some of his movies and replacing him with someone better. Who? I don't know.
I agree with Ballo that there is no better actor for bad movies than NMFC. Kurt Russel maybe but he will always be the enfamous Jack Burton of the Pork Chop Express to me.
Back to topic though, I guess I haven't seen any bad movies lately.I would suggest removing Ben Afflek from some of his movies and replacing him with someone better. Who? I don't know.
Posted on 9/10/12 at 9:55 pm to flvelo12
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Replace Sophia Coppola with just about anyone in Godfather III.
What's with the Coppola hate? First Nick Cage now Sophia!
Posted on 9/11/12 at 3:47 am to Cam71090
Keira Knightly for anyone else in A Dangerous Method.
Posted on 9/11/12 at 8:50 am to Baloo
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Nic Cage is the best actor in the world to star in bad movies.
Absolutely.
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I really mean this. There is no bad movie that could not be immeasurably improved by the presence of Nic Cage.
Agree again.
Actually, the guy is a terrific actor who is batshit nuts when it comes to his career and private life, apparently. It takes a lot of income to keep that engine running.
Posted on 9/11/12 at 9:02 am to VOR
Face/Off
If you were to give Cage's part to Travolta and Travolta's to Cage...then you'd be onto something
If you were to give Cage's part to Travolta and Travolta's to Cage...then you'd be onto something
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