re: Jersey Shore Season Long Thread

watching the new episode now

favorite quotes so far

"They're alive when you kill it" Snookie

then Situation talking about Samantha "She's excluded from Surf & Turf Night, excluded from Ravioli Night, excluded from Chicken Cutlet Night."

idk why ronnies acting like such a bitch all the time now

Any Vet Tech's out there? When was the last time you saved a lobster's life at work? :idunno:

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I don't get why they kept bitching about Mike instigating the fight. He was just buying some people drinks. If Snookie would have kept her mouth shut nothing would have happened.

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This times a billion. Ronnie is such a faggy, whiny bitch. What it looked like happened was that they bought shots for themselves, and then those dudes started taking them, so Sitch stepped in and just bought them shots too so there wouldn't be any problems. And like you said, if Snooki realizes this and keeps her mouth shut, there aren't any problems.

And Sitch could have maybe done something to the guy, but the fat dude grabbed him as soon as he hit Schnicks, and then the cops took over. Besides, they were ALL within ten feet of it, and nobody wanted to do shite until the cops had the dude in custody. Ronnie didn't do shite till the dude was in the fricking cop car...THEN he wants to get all pissed. frick Ronnie's bitch arse. Dude's a fricking hater.

Here were my thoughts from the show:

- Pauly D on the Snooki situation: "We realized that she's a real person...we all felt bad.." She's a real person? Awesome.

- Snooki - "I'm disabled."

- Sitch not doing shite was hilarious. Because he didn't care. All he wants is to hook up. Him competing with Ronnie for attention was pretty funny though.

- Ronnie and Sammi on the boats were hilarious. And them leaving the clubs when Pauly was deejaying was bullshite. They both are whiny bitches, and can have each other.

- Pauly's hair in the water was awesome. Nothing phases that hairdo. And Snooki is just a whiny baby constantly. And every time she finds any guy that's remotely interested in her, she says he's "her type."

- Pauly/Vinny calling those chicks "not whores" because they wait until a couple times hanging out to hook up. Gold.

- I love the warped view of fights they have once they're over..."I beat that bitch up..." No, you didn't. You grabbed her hair and drunkely hit a bouncer a few times. And that chick was right anyway...Jwoww is think and Snooki is fat anyway.

- Sitch getting rejected over adn over (and over) is hilarious. Him calling that Brazilian chick reminded me of Swingers so bad..

- Jwoww's boyfriend is a total bitch. I tell you I cheated on you, and you talk all kinds of shite about leaving, but then you turn around and send me rare roses? Yeah okay.

- Did anybody catch what was cut into Sitch's hair? I couldn't read it.. Also, what the frick was Jwoww wearing that night? Underwear and fishnets?

- I thought it was a solid show. And the previews for next week look pretty awesome (the Grenade returns!!). It keeps getting better every episode.



Also, something I noticed...most of them (especially Sitch) talk differently during the little confessional interview things. Sitch will be sitting there talking like "Those girls came over and we wanted to hook up and eat sandwiches.." But then when he's not in the confessional thing, it's more like "We got these brawds ovuh to the crib to hook up and eat sangwiches buBAH.." It's pretty funny. Anybody else notice that shite?

I don't think I've ever seen a chick try so hard to get laid and constantly get shot down like snook. Looks like it happens yet again next week.

I have to believe this is editing by mtv because surely she was able to find some lonely fat guy to bang her at some point. Like the guy at the bar the night she was punched (who wanted the hardcore make out session). I'm sure he did.

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Ronnie is such a faggy, whiny bitch

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I agree. I thought this from the first episode. He really is a dumb meathead mama's boy. Stereotypical italian male.

Vinny taking home the boss's chick is awesome. Next week's episode sets up nicely with the Ronnie fight and fallout from Vinny taking the chick home. Though I think when the boss says to him about packing his stuff and leaving, I think he's totally kidding.

I'm guessing it's the T-shirt store owner's sister (not girlfriend) that Vinny hooked up with.

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No, she didn't remember? They just "hooked up" and talked all night on the beach. But she didn't get the peen.

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and he gave her a false name and was only there to spy on Jwoww. True love

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I think that Ronnie and the Situation are eventually get into a fight, and the Situation is going to knock Ronnie the frick out.

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That would be epic.

Of course, neither one of them can fight, so nothing would happen. But it's nice to dream.

Im heavily rooting for ronnie to get his arse kicked, the dude is just a whiney bitch