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bamaswallows
| Favorite team: | LSU |
| Location: | Baton Rouge |
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| Registered on: | 12/1/2007 |
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re: Ascension Parish Planning Commission Denies New Subdivision
Posted by bamaswallows on 2/16/26 at 8:34 am to Cuz413
the Staff wrote the UDC (development code). The staff meets with the developer well before the submittal, and instructs the developer on what they need to be in compliance with UDC. They charge the developer for this meeting.
They calculate the trees based on a per acre basis, and they allow the trees to be planted where the developer wants to plant them (in a common area / doesn't have to be in a pipeline ROW).
I see you have a lot of questions, and that's understandable, because the UDC is VERY CONVOLUTED. I suggest you go and speak with the Staff and have them explain it all to you. They have plenty of time, since no new developments have been approved in over 5 years (except the one off 74 near Faucheaux, which was saddled with a turn lane that will cost more money than any profit from those lots can cover).
There are no backroom deals. Everything is there for understanding and compliance. The staff is very helpful, but they follow the UDC to the letter.
They calculate the trees based on a per acre basis, and they allow the trees to be planted where the developer wants to plant them (in a common area / doesn't have to be in a pipeline ROW).
I see you have a lot of questions, and that's understandable, because the UDC is VERY CONVOLUTED. I suggest you go and speak with the Staff and have them explain it all to you. They have plenty of time, since no new developments have been approved in over 5 years (except the one off 74 near Faucheaux, which was saddled with a turn lane that will cost more money than any profit from those lots can cover).
There are no backroom deals. Everything is there for understanding and compliance. The staff is very helpful, but they follow the UDC to the letter.
re: Ascension Parish Planning Commission Denies New Subdivision
Posted by bamaswallows on 2/16/26 at 8:22 am to lsualum01
Because the density doesn't exceed 3:1. Pipeline used as rec area CAN BE COUNTED toward density. This isn't that hard. Misinformation is the problem here - perpetuated by under-educated and under-prepared Commissioners. The staff vets it all before the Commission even looks at it (if they look at it before the meeting at all).
re: Ascension Parish Planning Commission Denies New Subdivision
Posted by bamaswallows on 2/15/26 at 9:57 am to Cuz413
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In their defense, that land was worth something when they sold it. They did the smart thing and secured their future while they had leverage.
Now that land is worthless.
This is the biggest issue that AP residents aren't paying attention to. If your property is zoned for a use, you should be able to sell it for that use. Period. If you aren't allowed to do that, then your property rights are being infringed upon, and your land isn't worth what you thought it was.
Same principle applies to the developer-if it's zoned for his intended use, he ought to be able to develop it for said use. The PZ Staff vets the project VERY THOROUGHLY before it ever gets to the Planning Commission. Then, you have some part time Commissioner trying to recalculate the way the densities are (and appropriately always have been) calculated (according to the Ordinance), and it just sows distrust all around.
The Staff is in charge of getting it to the Commission. The Staff is hired by AP Government and is paid for by AP Taxes. The Staff is charged with making sure projects follow the Laws and Ordinances in place. The Commissioners are there to listen to residents' concerns and try to help tailor the request to benefit the public in the best way possible. But, if the request follows the laws and Ordinances on the books, then the Commissioners cannot deny it.
This one will go to the Council on appeal, and it will likely get approved.
re: Insert shocked face. Report Links Rashida Tlaib to Terrorist Groups
Posted by bamaswallows on 2/6/26 at 7:47 am to Jbird
Aaaaand, nothing will happen
re: Indoor Golf Simulator Dimensions?
Posted by bamaswallows on 1/22/26 at 10:04 pm to Hou_Lawyer
10’ is what I have and it’s plenty - I’m curious about the 18’ depth
Indoor Golf Simulator Dimensions?
Posted by bamaswallows on 1/22/26 at 3:27 pm
Thinking of building an indoor sim in a room that is 18' x 18' x 10' height. Is that enough depth (18') for an indoor sim setup? If so, what setup would you recommend? TIA
re: How does one play 3 or 4 times a month for over a year and a half and get worse
Posted by bamaswallows on 1/17/26 at 1:02 pm to Jiggy Moondust
Try 3 or 4 times a week! You will have the same results, from my experience
re: Looking for draftsman or architect recs in BR area for custom home
Posted by bamaswallows on 1/17/26 at 9:05 am to Will Cover
Highly Recommend Mark Matthews. Reputable, Honest, Attention to Detail. Tons of Experience.
re: New Build - Centipede or St. Aug Sod?
Posted by bamaswallows on 1/17/26 at 9:01 am to GeauxTime9
I ripped out all my Centipede and laid Zoysia Palisades 6 yrs ago. It's the best, fullest, and easiest to maintain that I've ever had. In BR. You're Welcome.
re: "Tennis" elbow experience?...
Posted by bamaswallows on 1/16/26 at 9:24 pm to marcnbc
Theraband - flex bar - works / go to Amazon and get one and do it several times a day / you will wake up in a couple weeks and realize you don’t have tennis elbow anymore
Fed Reserve is spending $2.1Billion for a 1.1Million sf Renovation
Posted by bamaswallows on 1/13/26 at 8:16 am
Nothing to see here!
From LINK
What about the standard metric of cost per square foot? When the HQ upgrade is complete, the Eccles and 1951 Constitution Avenue buildings will have a total area of 1.1 million ft2, and hence upgrading these two buildings will cost about $2,300/ft2. In contrast, a premium 10-story office building in Washington DC now has a construction cost of about $600/ft2, while the construction cost for the JPMorganChase skyscraper is about $1,200/ft2—only half as much as the cost of the Fed’s HQ upgrade.
Will the Fed’s HQ upgrade produce savings over the longer run? No. Premium offices in the vicinity of the Fed’s HQ can be contracted at less than $60/ft2, and a high-end contract would allocate about 200 ft2 per employee. Thus, for the 960 Fed staff who will be working at 1951 Constitution Avenue, a comparable 30-year lease would cost about $260 million (assuming a 4% interest rate and a 2% inflation rate). In effect, a long-term lease would have cost only one-sixth as much as acquiring and upgrading this building.
From LINK
What about the standard metric of cost per square foot? When the HQ upgrade is complete, the Eccles and 1951 Constitution Avenue buildings will have a total area of 1.1 million ft2, and hence upgrading these two buildings will cost about $2,300/ft2. In contrast, a premium 10-story office building in Washington DC now has a construction cost of about $600/ft2, while the construction cost for the JPMorganChase skyscraper is about $1,200/ft2—only half as much as the cost of the Fed’s HQ upgrade.
Will the Fed’s HQ upgrade produce savings over the longer run? No. Premium offices in the vicinity of the Fed’s HQ can be contracted at less than $60/ft2, and a high-end contract would allocate about 200 ft2 per employee. Thus, for the 960 Fed staff who will be working at 1951 Constitution Avenue, a comparable 30-year lease would cost about $260 million (assuming a 4% interest rate and a 2% inflation rate). In effect, a long-term lease would have cost only one-sixth as much as acquiring and upgrading this building.
re: Is Ole Miss insecure?
Posted by bamaswallows on 1/6/26 at 8:56 am to sharkfhin
yes
re: Subdivide land
Posted by bamaswallows on 12/31/25 at 8:50 am to non nobis solum
Also go to the Assessors Website (GIS Mapping) and click on the parcel. A lot of times the original plat map will be there, along with notes about Zoning and, more importantly, Restrictions that might affect the parcel.
Some parcels have restrictions that follow the land against subdividing or mobile homes or minimum size building, etc etc. Also, a plat map would show any easements (pipeline, electric, etc) on the parcel.
If the assessor website doesn't have much, you could have an abstract pulled by any closing attorney that would search everything you need to know about the parcel. Probably cost you less than $500 for that (and you will need it anyway when you close on the land)
Some parcels have restrictions that follow the land against subdividing or mobile homes or minimum size building, etc etc. Also, a plat map would show any easements (pipeline, electric, etc) on the parcel.
If the assessor website doesn't have much, you could have an abstract pulled by any closing attorney that would search everything you need to know about the parcel. Probably cost you less than $500 for that (and you will need it anyway when you close on the land)
re: Bk sucked the life out of lsu fb
Posted by bamaswallows on 12/27/25 at 8:12 pm to luciouslou
BK was as bad as Les’ last couple / three years - sucked the fun out of football
re: Golf Bag
Posted by bamaswallows on 12/12/25 at 9:56 am to kj993
Vessel is good but my zipper wore out after 3-4 years of use - I just got a Kradul - similar look and material to Vessel for $100+ less - I like it so far
re: Real Estate people with …
Posted by bamaswallows on 10/24/25 at 8:36 am to BigNastyTiger417
I've sold homes to be moved before for $1000 - $5000. But, I've also given them away as long as they handle the moving costs and clean up afterwards. Call a couple house moving companies and ask them if they want the home - try to get a buck or two - be aware, these guys are VERY DIFFICULT to deal with and they won't do it in the time frame that they promise. Get the money upfront
re: Home Architect Recommendation
Posted by bamaswallows on 10/15/25 at 11:07 am to kanibal
Mark Matthews is great - does fantastic work
re: tankless water heater
Posted by bamaswallows on 10/10/25 at 6:53 pm to bluewing
Take off the shower head and clean it - the flow may be just low enough currently that it doesn’t trigger the heater to stay on after a while - happened to me
re: Highest 2 Lowest Denzel movie on Apple
Posted by bamaswallows on 10/9/25 at 9:49 pm to Obtuse1
This movie was by far Denzel’s worst movie - spike Lee sucks
re: How much seed per acre food plot
Posted by bamaswallows on 9/4/25 at 9:08 am to lsushelly
Bag says 1 per acre. I always do 2 (give or take).
re: Company that will replace 2’x6’ broken glass lite in old wood French patio door.
Posted by bamaswallows on 8/30/25 at 8:22 am to berrycajun
T&L Forestry in Industriplex may be able to fix that - they build doors and windows and use Spanish Cedar a good bit. You likely would have to bring the door to them for them to fix. Call them and send them pics and Bao over there will let you know if they can fix.
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