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Indiana Jones is an arse, and Belloq was misunderstood

Posted on 5/5/18 at 1:33 pm
Posted by Switzerland
Member since Jun 2008
1671 posts
Posted on 5/5/18 at 1:33 pm
1. An archaeologist finds the Cross of Coronado in some cave, and Indy immediately steals it so he can sell it to a museum. After a long chase where Indy trespasses onto and damages a train, the local sheriff returns the cross to its rightful owner who decides not to press charges against him. How does Indy respond? He steals the cross again several decades later and kills the owner and several others in the process. The owner clearly had a passion and love for the cross as evidenced by his boat's name.

2. Indy goes into a historic Mayan temple and steals a sacred statue while destroying the temple in the process. He steals the statue so he can sell it to his friend's museum. The Mayans are understandably pissed Indy stole their sacred statue and destroyed the temple.

3. Belloq returns the statue to the Mayans who still worship it instead of letting Indy keep it so he can sell it to his friend's museum. Later, it's shown that he's working with the Nazis to find the ark. So what? He treated prisoners well and didn't injure or kill anyone. He just wanted to find one of the greatest and most sacred artifacts in the world. So did Indy who had the chance to blow up the ark but chose not to. This makes Indy just as culpable to the Nazis as Belloq. He even exposed the Nazis to some Jewish culture before opening the ark. Maybe this lessened the anti-Semitism in some of the soldiers before they were all mercilessly killed shortly afterwards.

After all this, somehow Belloq the bad guy and Indy is the good guy.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58085 posts
Posted on 5/5/18 at 1:39 pm to
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Belloq returns the statue to the Mayans




No he didn't. He used it to get them to try and kill Indy. He had no intentions of letting them keep the thing.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34488 posts
Posted on 5/5/18 at 2:34 pm to
Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23067 posts
Posted on 5/5/18 at 2:34 pm to
Have you ever heard the theory that DANIEL LARUSSO was the bad guy?!?!? It's crazy if you think about it!
Posted by Murray
Member since Aug 2008
14421 posts
Posted on 5/5/18 at 3:06 pm to
This is an awful theory. Like really bad.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13267 posts
Posted on 5/5/18 at 3:07 pm to
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He just wanted to find one of the greatest and most sacred artifacts in the world. So did Indy who had the chance to blow up the ark but chose not to. This makes Indy just as culpable to the Nazis as Belloq. He even exposed the Nazis to some Jewish culture before opening the ark. Maybe this lessened the anti-Semitism in some of the soldiers before they were all mercilessly killed shortly afterwards. After all this, somehow Belloq the bad guy and Indy is the good guy.


Belloq went over his employer’s his head and attempted to use the power of The Ark just to satisfy his own curiosity and personal gain after Indy told him it was a bad idea and caused the death of himself and several young German soldiers who were doing nothing more than following orders. Wives lost husband and children lost fathers because of Belloq’s arrogance.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10851 posts
Posted on 5/5/18 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

1. An archaeologist finds the Cross of Coronado in some cave, and Indy immediately steals it so he can sell it to a museum. After a long chase where Indy trespasses onto and damages a train, the local sheriff returns the cross to its rightful owner who decides not to press charges against him. How does Indy respond? He steals the cross again several decades later and kills the owner and several others in the process. The owner clearly had a passion and love for the cross as evidenced by his boat's name.


It belonged in a museum.
This post was edited on 5/5/18 at 3:27 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99134 posts
Posted on 5/5/18 at 4:41 pm to
If only any this mattered, because aliens.
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
16864 posts
Posted on 5/5/18 at 8:59 pm to
Indy does some stupid shite, but nothing as shitty as this theory of yours
Posted by Freauxzen
Utah
Member since Feb 2006
37295 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 8:44 am to
Posted by BugAC
St. George
Member since Oct 2007
52808 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 10:16 am to
It was mentioned on big bang theory once, but you could completely remove Indiana Jones from Raiders of the lost ark and had the exact same conclusion. Ultimately, Jones still loses. And no matter what, Belloq was going to open the ark. Jones didn't stop him from doing this.

The only thing that may have changed was the location of the ark in a US Warehouse covered by "Top Men".
Posted by AshLSU
Member since Nov 2015
12868 posts
Posted on 5/6/18 at 12:17 pm to
Posted by mizzoubuckeyeiowa
Member since Nov 2015
35549 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 3:47 pm to
And he also had sex with a 14 year old girl when he was like 30. According to the novel and Lucas and Marion in the movie says "What you did to me and my life...I was a child, it was wrong and you knew it!"

And Indy says: "I did what I did, you don't have to be happy about it."
Posted by tigahbruh
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
2858 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 4:44 pm to
First of all, lady...You call him Dr. Jones!!!!!!

Second, this is a bit of a stretch. Dr Jones was a shitty archaeologist who destroyed more ancient structures and artifacts than he studied or preserved, but he kicked the snot out of Nazis and Thuggee cultists.

As much as I want him to have kicked the snot out of Commies, I pretend the Crystal Cave never happened. Kind of like any Star Wars movies made after 1983, with the exception of Rogue One.

Belloq was a slimy, Nazi collaborating bitch.
Posted by BamaSaint
Mobile, Al
Member since Mar 2013
2964 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 6:28 pm to
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It belonged in a museum.

So do you
Posted by LSUDAN1
Member since Oct 2010
8980 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 9:48 pm to
Indy is a bad mofo that was slaying the college co-eds.
Posted by LeClerc
USVI
Member since Oct 2012
2738 posts
Posted on 5/8/18 at 10:06 pm to
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with the exception of Rogue One.


Rogue One sucked.
Posted by Geauxboy
NW Arkansas
Member since Oct 2006
4856 posts
Posted on 5/9/18 at 3:06 pm to
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It belonged in a museum.


I laughed.
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