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If you were Phil Dunphy how long before you made a pass at Gloria?
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:28 pm
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:28 pm
Be aware she's married to your father in law. I saw about 1 year. Maybe 9 months.
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Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:29 pm to RedRifle
However long it takes me to say, "Sit on my face so I can eat my way to your heart".
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:29 pm to RedRifle
She don't do it for me. Maybe I'm gay or somethin.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:30 pm to biglego
I mark you as a "yes"
Not that there is anything wrong with that...
Not that there is anything wrong with that...
This post was edited on 1/15/15 at 10:31 pm
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:31 pm to biglego
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She don't do it for me. Maybe I'm gay or somethin.
Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, dude.
She is one of the most beautiful women regularly shown on television, if you ask me. Especially for her age.
Her curves ignite my inner brothaman.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:31 pm to RedRifle
Honestly, I think Claire is hotter. She is the definition of what I want my wife to look like at that age.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:31 pm to RedRifle
not long
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:31 pm to broeho
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Honestly, I think Claire is hotter. She is the definition of what I want my wife to look like at that age.
She looks better now than she did in Happy Gilmore. Crazy.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:32 pm to biglego
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She don't do it for me. Maybe I'm gay or somethin.
She isn't to me as she used to be, may be her age or plastic surgery, but she just isn't super hot anymore
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:33 pm to RedRifle
As hot as she is, I think Gloria is the epitome of the quote, "as hot as she is, remember...somewhere..someone is tired of her shite."
That bitch would drive me batshit crazy.
That bitch would drive me batshit crazy.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:35 pm to Prominentwon
And if the show was on HBO she's sleeping with at least 3 other dudes.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:39 pm to RedRifle
It usually takes me 3 seconds to get a boner from Gloria. If I factor in the fact that my wife is Claire, and she's fine too, I'll give me an extra 3 days before I go for it. So, 3 days and 3 seconds
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:43 pm to 1995lol
I like Claire better
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:48 pm to biglego
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I like Claire better
Same. I hope my wife looks that great at her age.
Posted on 1/15/15 at 10:50 pm to RedRifle
I'd be happy with Claire
Posted on 1/16/15 at 12:14 am to RedRifle
Some OT Ballers in this thread. I do not think I have it in me to try and sleep with my wife's step-mom.
That said, Gloria is way hotter than Claire. Claire does not do it for me at all.
That said, Gloria is way hotter than Claire. Claire does not do it for me at all.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 3:14 am to RedRifle
Never, unless she lost the ability to speak.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 3:43 am to betweenthebara
I'm not prejudice I'd hit both of 'em - if necessary.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:12 am to HempHead
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She looks better now than she did in Happy Gilmore. Crazy.
Plastic surgery is a hell of a drug
Posted on 1/16/15 at 6:14 am to RedRifle
Would definitely flirt, but no pass.
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