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re: If you were Phil Dunphy how long before you made a pass at Gloria?
Posted on 1/16/15 at 12:53 pm to SmellslikeKevinBacon
Posted on 1/16/15 at 12:53 pm to SmellslikeKevinBacon
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Gloria is hot, but her voice drives me insane.
Her voice doesn't bother me one bit. For some odd reason, some annoying-voiced chicks are usually the fine ones to me (Rosie Perez, Jennifer Tilly, etc.).
Posted on 1/16/15 at 1:16 pm to RedRifle
I'm pretty sure Gloria thinks he's a huge douche and in that same light I'm pretty sure Phil knows he could never do better than Claire.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 1:31 pm to Jay Quest
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That would be me. Claire, despite her charms, would never appeal to me as a mate. She finds fault in everything, looks to antagonize others and appears to seldom be happy. She treats Phil in much the same way she dominated Mitchell as a kid.
There's a fine line between "doing everything" and being controlling. I could never live with her.
She's a pretty woman and her character can be amusing at times but I wouldn't want a replica as a wife.
Sorry Jay, there is something to be said for a wife who just takes care of things and let's her husband do some of the stupid shite that us husbands do. Claire is awesome, she's hot, and you can tell she loves and supports that dumbarse.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 1:47 pm to SoDakHawk
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That's almost every middle class, white, suburban housewife in America.
Never thought about it but that's probably true
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you can tell she loves and supports that dumbarse
That's her saving grace. As demoralizing as she can be at times she does love her family.
Posted on 1/16/15 at 5:43 pm to lsutigersFTW
But the hot divorcee loves him. And he makes a good amount of cash. Drives a nice Cadillac and has good hair. He could nail any 40yr old housewife.
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