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re: I watched airplane for the first time
Posted on 11/6/20 at 12:22 pm to Michael T. Tiger
Posted on 11/6/20 at 12:22 pm to Michael T. Tiger
Chump don’t want no help, Chump don’t get no help.
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Posted on 11/6/20 at 2:28 pm to Kcprogguitar
Handing Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes. Very.
Handing Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
Ted Striker: Yes. Very.
Handing Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
Posted on 11/6/20 at 2:52 pm to Thracken13
quote:
looks like i picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
"Wrong week", but I use this more than any line from any movie ever.
When people don't get it, they're so confused
Posted on 11/13/20 at 7:22 pm to Civildawg
Posted on 11/13/20 at 9:40 pm to Civildawg
There are so many one liners in that movie you can borrow in real life, because unknowing people will just set you up for it. You just have to work on keeping a straight face.
Posted on 11/13/20 at 9:56 pm to Kafka
See, I forgot about that and it is extremely hilarious
Posted on 11/13/20 at 10:05 pm to gthog61
Donald.
"The skies are getting darker."
"And Leo's getting LAAAARGER!"
"The skies are getting darker."
"And Leo's getting LAAAARGER!"
Posted on 11/14/20 at 7:41 am to Dat Boi Bruce
quote:
Shirley you've got to be kidding.
Don't call me Shirley
Posted on 11/14/20 at 12:13 pm to SteelerBravesDawg
Elaine: Would you like something to read?
Old Lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine: Uhh...how about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Sports Legends?
Old Lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine: Uhh...how about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Sports Legends?
Posted on 11/14/20 at 2:42 pm to pvine187
Posted on 11/14/20 at 4:57 pm to pvine187
Over Macho Grande?
Posted on 11/14/20 at 5:24 pm to CU_Tigers4life
quote:I don't think I'll ever be over Macho Grande...those wounds run pretty deep.
Over Macho Grande?
Posted on 11/14/20 at 7:22 pm to gthog61
In 1985, the year before he died, I made my Dad watch a double feature of Airplane and Top Secret ... one of the best days of my life watching him giggle so much.
Posted on 11/14/20 at 9:21 pm to Civildawg
This thread inspired me to watch it again. Most of the jokes I knew were coming (and still laughed). But I had forgotten about this one and lost it
Posted on 11/15/20 at 4:02 am to LSUJuice
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Posted on 11/15/20 at 4:50 am to PJinAtl
Captain Oveur : You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey : No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur : You ever seen a grown man naked?
Later in the discussion:
Joey, do you ever.. hang around the gymnasium?
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Joey : No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur : You ever seen a grown man naked?
Later in the discussion:
Joey, do you ever.. hang around the gymnasium?
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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