re: I assume you all have guns and crack...prepare to be fricked by the long dick of the law

I knew the movie was written by Seth rogen and Evan Goldberg a long Time ago, but it took me about 10 years after the movie came out before I realized the main characters are named Seth and Evan. I felt like an idiot when I realized that.

Your old man knowledge is Superbad right now.

so should i just get a shitload of different shite orrrrr

well you gotta get me some kyles killer lemonade!

I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's B.S. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshite - and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a frickin' break!...I'm sorry for cursing.

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What movie is this?

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Must have come out during my peak earning years when I was consumed by life and kids.

So I am still trying to figure out the name of this movie so I can try to find it and watch it while I a, confined to home after this detached retina surgery.

Maybe I can find it by perusing the IMDB filmography list for one of the actors I recognize. The chubby kid ... what is his name? Wait, he was in Moneyball. I'll start there and do the six degrees of separation thing.

ETA: Is it Superbad? It's gotta be Superbad because it looks like a couple of the actors mentioned are in it. Now I just need to find where to watch it.

ETA2: Found it on Netflix. I amm laughing so hard right now my lungs are busted open .... had a problem at 8, drawing dicks. Ghostbuster lunch box treasure chest full of dick drawings. This stuff is funny! Lmao!

Dude .... what is that stain on your pants? Is that blood?

I a, legit laughing so hard right now I am worried my retina is going to detach itself again.

This frickin movie is hillarious!

McLovin is killing me!


I just texted all my kids and they've all already seen it. How the heck did I not know about this movie until now.

It's sorta leveling out now that they are back at the party .... girl just threw up in the bed. Awkward

Waiting to see if McLovin scores with this thing chick and Seth is crying to Emma Watson .... buzz kill.

LOL .... oh wait, Seth just passed out and nailed her in the nose and now the cops have arrived!

Here we go!

It was a good movie.

Thoroughly enjoyed it.

It's why I read this board.

Thanks GetCocky11.