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How porn ruined Black Sails

Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:01 pm
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8092 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:01 pm
*spoilers*
First of all, thanks to the board for getting me back on the Black Sails train. I just finished binge watching all 3 1/2 seasons to catch up, and it is one of my favorite series. I was really, REALLY looking forward to this series when it first debuted. However, my wife and I watched the first couple episodes and gave up. I'll explain further...
About 10 years ago I had a porn DVD called "Pirates" - it was a high-budget, high quality Blu-ray porno. You know - the kind you can even talk your wife into watching. It starred Jesse Jane, Janine Lindemulder, Devon... Watching the first couple episodes of Black Sails when it debuted, there was so much gratuitous sex (not that there's anything wrong with that) that it was virtually impossible to watch it and not picture the "other" Pirates. While Capt. Flint seemed like a cool character, there was also the cheesy Jack Rackham, the nauseatingly brooding Anne Bonny, the far too clever John Silver, the far too young and hot to have all that power Eleanor, and the cliche Charles Vane. Seriously, you could have taken porno-Pirates wannabe-Fabio star Evan Stone and plugged him right in with that cliche cast of characters and the show wouldn't have missed a beat. It was practically impossible to take this show seriously after having watched the other movie.
However, after reading all of the praise for Black Sails recently on this board, I decided to give it another chance, and for that I thank you. Once it gets into the meat of the story - which is pretty quickly - the show never stops rolling. So many unpredictable surprises, twists, betrayals...the steady introduction of new and interesting characters each season...great action, sets, and special effects...I've found this to be one of the most consistent shows out of all of the premium channel series, and I've watched pretty much all of the greats. The storyline always flows well without ever jumping the shark. There are no bad seasons, no lulls within each season, no boring "set-up" episodes, and virtually every episode leaves you saying, "Shite, now I can't go to bed without watching the next one."
If I had any criticism, it would probably be (in addition to the whole Capt. Flint is also a butt-pirate thing) that Silver's rise to power seems a bit too quick - though I think that may simply be due more to the fact that I binge watched. This is one of the rare shows in which I think I might have preferred to have to wait a week for each episode to let all of the ramifications of the previous episode sink in and to await the next one with eager anticipation. I 'm glad I caught up before the series' end so I can savor what is left. Can't wait to do a re-watch when I force my wife and kid to watch it in the summer.
This post was edited on 3/11/17 at 2:03 pm
Posted by jeff5891
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:11 pm to
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8092 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:14 pm to
If you can't handle more than 140 characters, stick to twitter - not message boards.
Posted by Srbtiger06
Member since Apr 2006
29250 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:15 pm to
what the frick
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116145 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:18 pm to
Message boards still have an ability t make paragraphs
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:22 pm to
This post is bad and you should feel bad.
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71058 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

If you can't handle more than 140 characters, stick to twitter - not message boards.


You do know that message boards grant you the ability to make paragraphs?
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8092 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

Message boards still have an ability t make paragraphs


When a sentence ends and then there is a long space until the end of the box and then a new group of sentences starts beneath, that is called paragraphs. I indented as well, but when I click submit the indentations at the start of each paragraph are removed.
This post was edited on 3/11/17 at 2:28 pm
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61468 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:33 pm to
So has porn ruined all the other movies for you since there are a shite ton of porn flicks that essentially ape whatever big blockbuster is currently out?

quote:

When a sentence ends and then there is a long space until the end of the box and then a new group of sentences starts beneath, that is called paragraphs. I indented as well, but when I click submit the indentations at the start of each paragraph are removed.


This post was edited on 3/11/17 at 2:36 pm
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:34 pm to
Paragraphs motherfricker.

Use them.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8092 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:35 pm to
Usually porn parodies come after the blockbuster - this one preceded it, so your point is completely invalid.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8092 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:37 pm to
Format a message board that allows indentations and you'll have your paragraphs. Once again, when a group of sentences ends and there is a long space then a new group of sentences starts beneath, that constitutes paragraphs.
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71058 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

Format a message board that allows indentations and you'll have your paragraphs.


Ever heard of block format?

Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8092 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:51 pm to
I thought the target was intelligent enough to read without being flustered by a group of sentences beneath another group of sentences. Apparently, I vastly overestimated the intelligence and reading abilities of the audience.
This post was edited on 3/11/17 at 2:52 pm
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71058 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:55 pm to
It's not about intelligence. It's about common courtesy. People don't like to read walls of text because it hurts the eyes. It's so much easier to read long posts on a message board that are in block format.

Posted by saintsfan22
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Member since May 2006
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Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

TigrrrDad

Them kids gon be weird
Posted by GatorReb
Dallas GA
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Posted on 3/11/17 at 2:58 pm to
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 3/11/17 at 3:13 pm to
You rang?

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Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59224 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 3:17 pm to
Um...it was a Pirates of the Caribbean parody
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 3:28 pm to
I just indented this sentence. It's actually really easy. Hit your spacebar about five times and voila! You've made a proper paragraph. Now I must keep writing stuff to illustrate this point. Really don't know what I want to say, other than I'd tounge punch Max's fartbox with furious conviction.

Lol I failed at indention apparently. I'm keeping it up, so all can laugh at my failure.
This post was edited on 3/11/17 at 3:29 pm
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