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re: How porn ruined Black Sails

Posted on 3/11/17 at 7:22 pm to
Posted by RollTide1987
Baltimore, MD
Member since Nov 2009
71117 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 7:22 pm to
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You're having a melt of epic proportions because reading 4 short paragraphs "hurts your eyes", yet I'm the one carrying on?


Dude...I'm hardly melting. Personally, I couldn't care less how you type your paragraphs. I just got into this argument because I was bored and to pass the time until my friends and I go into Waikiki this evening. You have existed this afternoon/evening for my personal amusement, and I thank you.

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If you're our line of defense, God help us if the Russians don't double space their missles.



PACFLT isn't as concerned about the Russians as we are another foreign power in these waters, so you needn't concern yourself.
This post was edited on 3/11/17 at 7:24 pm
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8104 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 7:49 pm to
That would be a joke on the whole "everything is about the Russians" hysteria that has invaded modern politics. Try to keep up.
Enjoy Waikiki and thanks for your service.
I'll still be here when you get back.
This post was edited on 3/11/17 at 7:54 pm
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33817 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 7:55 pm to
Jesse Jane is a big Warriors fan the doesn't miss a game. In 2007 when GS knocked Dallas out of the playoffs in the first round she was at all three games in Dallas sitting right in front of me. I will admit, it was hard not to look at her. She's too pretty for porn.

She and her husband were posing for pictures with people. The weird part about that was they had their son with them. What did they tell him about why all of those hard legs wanted to pose for a pic with mommy?
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8104 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 7:59 pm to
It's so typical of the movie board that I reference a Jesse Jane porno and 90% of the responses are arguing about double spacing. Everyone's noses buried in comic books instead of Playboy.
This post was edited on 3/11/17 at 8:00 pm
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
8030 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 8:42 pm to
So is the pirates movie pretty good? I've been trying to get my wife to watch porn, but she only likes porn that has a plot
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
122677 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 9:03 pm to
It's actually pretty funny
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
72105 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 9:20 pm to
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About 10 years ago I had a porn DVD called "Pirates" - it was a high-budget, high quality Blu-ray porno. You know


Boy do I
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59231 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 10:48 pm to
You would be bummed to know she's fat now. Some of my friends were in Nashville for s bachelor trip when she happened to be visiting a strip club.
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
8104 posts
Posted on 3/11/17 at 11:46 pm to
It's not really "good" as far as plot goes, but it does have one. But it was the most expensive porno ever made (at least at that time) with a budget over $1 million. From a viewing perspective, you'd think it was a real movie (though a kinda bad one) if it weren't for all of the fantastic sex scenes.
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