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How fricked was the Forrest Moon of Endor when the Death Star blew up.

Posted on 10/29/26 at 10:36 am
Posted by DarthRebel
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Posted on 10/29/26 at 10:36 am
It is essentially the same as our moon blowing up and crashing into Earth. Life would not have survived.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
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Member since Aug 2021
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Posted on 10/29/26 at 10:40 am to
Yub nub… finds a way.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
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Posted on 10/29/26 at 10:41 am to
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same as our moon


It's no moon. It's a space station.
Posted by Loup
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Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 10/29/26 at 10:51 am to
I guess it depends on if the death star was orbiting at the LaGrange point and how far that point is from the planet. I'd assume it would be so that maintaining stable orbit wouldn't be as hard but I'm retarded and might not understand what's going on in space.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 10/29/26 at 10:59 am to
Depends on what you want to take as an account of what happened. Prior to Rise of Skywalker, the rebels shunted a lot of the debris with their ships in the area to protect the moon. Didn't get all of it, as Battlefront II showed some on the moon, but they were able to protect it from anything major.

RoS, they used some bad EU plot physics/wormhole event that the explosion caused, sending most of the debris into other parts of the Endor system and falling onto a different moon of the planet, Kef Bir.
Posted by Christopher Columbo
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Posted on 10/29/26 at 10:59 am to
According to the sequel trilogy, a large chunk of it came down in an ocean somewhere
Posted by udtiger
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Posted on 10/29/26 at 11:03 am to
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According to the sequel trilogy, a large chunk of it came down in an ocean somewhere


and just so happened to line up with the etchings of an ancient blade
Posted by Wraytex
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Posted on 10/29/26 at 11:05 am to
Posted by CrazyTigerFan
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 10/29/26 at 11:17 am to
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How fricked was the Forrest Moon
Well, Jenny had AIDS (or Hep C) and had a kid with him, so probably pretty screwed.
Posted by skrayper
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Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/29/26 at 11:28 am to
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Depends on what you want to take as an account of what happened. Prior to Rise of Skywalker, the rebels shunted a lot of the debris with their ships in the area to protect the moon. Didn't get all of it, as Battlefront II showed some on the moon, but they were able to protect it from anything major.

RoS, they used some bad EU plot physics/wormhole event that the explosion caused, sending most of the debris into other parts of the Endor system and falling onto a different moon of the planet, Kef Bir.


This.

Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
76074 posts
Posted on 10/29/26 at 12:19 pm to
Apparently fine for Endor it seemed to crash on that other random planet from Rise of Skywalker.
Posted by Dr RC
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 10/29/26 at 1:21 pm to
You find a Cracked.com article archive or something?
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