How do George and Jerry get so many dates on Seinfeld?

Jerry is funny, and I can't really defend George.

I feel like George's personality would have turned girls away a lot more than his unfortunate appearance.

They live in the version of NY that every woman is atleast an OT7 and are all completely approachable and single. And have no standards for men, if you ask them out, they will say yes.


I want to live in this world

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Kramer didn't do bad for himself either

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Can we really say this? Who do we KNOW kramer was with, girl wise?

-There was the assman episode where he brings home the overweight woman with a huge arse
-There's the episode where he breaks up with his long distance gf (who really just lives across town), but do we know what she looks like?
-The librarian from the Bookman episode, but she's a total plain jane.
-Pam (who he steals from Jerry) I won't count, because nothing actually happens. He comes onto her, and she appears to have SOME feelings, but by the end of the episode she's weirded out by him/jerry and chooses neither.
-The Nose turned into a good looking gal, but their relationship is unclear. All we REALLY know is that they both enjoy reggae music and go to the reggae lounge, and he puts his arm around her to walk out. But she's never heard from again, so we don't know if they fricked, dated, or even spoke after that weekend. Plus, at heart Kramer is a good friend, so it would seem out of character for him to immediately turn around and nail the girl that George just broke up with.
-Brittany Murphy with the fingernails. Also a looker, but their relationship consisted merely of her scratching his back.



So who else? Based on that, it looks like we can only assume he fricked 2 of the above, his gf and the big arse. The big arse was ugly and fat and I can't remember if we even saw his gf.

Jerry was also on tv occasionally. George didn't have as many chicks and the quality was poor, except for opposite day.

Kramer did frick the walk-around-always-nude girl. From that glimpse at the end, she look good.

Across the street. It was the never masturbating again episode. They all look over and yelled "Kramer"

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George didn't have as many chicks and the quality was poor, except for opposite day.

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George got some surprisingly ok tail, considering his looks and his loser lifestyle most of the show. He also got Cutty from house (I feel full after the risotto) when she was younger and thinner, she looked pretty good in a New York kinda way there.

Also the woman he made crib notes on his hand for was not bad looking at all.

Susan was totally meh looking, but she was rich and had a sweet job, you could say he outkicked his coverage there.

Coulda had Marissa Thomei.

Elaine's friend who needs a babysitter for that brat kid who loves the sensuality of the salted cured meats.

But George has also been with some real stinkers. Aida the secretary, Maura who wouldn't turn her key, the way too tan ugly woman he cheated on Maura with, Megan Mulaley before she was kinda attractive, crazy mental patient woman, the overweight woman who couldnt' have sex bc of mono, etc..

George probably could have pulled women fairly well when he was working for the Yankees.

his other jobs were stuff like being a real estate agent, working with Elaine at the publishing company, and working for a playground equipment company.

I think for a while he went around telling girls he was an architect as well.