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GoT Theory: Jon Snow is Following the D.E.N.N.I.S. System

Posted on 8/31/17 at 8:58 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 8/31/17 at 8:58 pm
Inspired by a pic from another thread and a text message.

I am beginning to think GoT is one giant Always Sunny troll by GRR Martin (and he's waiting to see the final outcome of Always Sunny to finish his book)

First: we clearly see that Jon knew about the "implication".



Learn from Dennis

After seeing that, it's clear Jon has started down the path of the D.E.N.N.I.S. System. For those of you who don't know what this is look no further:



Step 1: D - DEMONSTRATE VALUE - It's clear the Jon has demonstrated his value ensuring Sir Davos snuck in the tidbit about "taking one in the heart" for his people. He used this as a springboard to initiate her curiosity to get his foot in the door. From there he played the noble "people's" king to make her moist.

Step 2: E - ENGAGE PHYSICALLY - see Jon's boat approach utilizing the implication. Once in the middle of nowhere, he knocks on her door. She has no choice but to give in. Tyrion (symbolic of Frank) recognizes this villainy as he creeps on her outside in the hallway. Jon is so advanced in his technique he had already started step 3 in NURTURING DEPENDENCE by intentionally being a dumbass so that she would lose a dragon.

Step 3: N - NURTURING DEPENDENCE - started in step 2. Jon weakens Danny's self confidence and resolve by plotting to have one of her dragons killed knowing it would be raised as a wight. His plan, shown in the finale, is to keep her close (read dependent) as they face the Night King.

Step 4: N - NEGLECT EMOTIONALLY - this is Jon's obvious next step in season 8. As the bodies start piling up, he will distance himself emotionally from her thereby making her more desperate for his approval.

Step 5: I - INSPIRE HOPE - just as they are on the door of defeat Jon will stand tall declaring hope for life and love locking his steely gaze into Dany's eyes. She'll be inspired to serve him, dedicated to defend him and unleash her dragons to win him over for good.

And finally Step 6: S - SEPARATE ENTIRELY -



It's clear Jon will take the Iron Throne, dump her, and discard her emotionless dead heart to the wiles of the dothraki thus completing her character arc whose main purpose is to serve the wills of dominant men.

To Jon. The Dennis Reynolds of Westeros.
This post was edited on 8/31/17 at 9:12 pm
Posted by reggierayreb
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Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:06 pm to



Well done.
This post was edited on 8/31/17 at 9:08 pm
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:18 pm to
that was weird how tyrion saw. (spoilers) - you can tell by the look on his face that he knows that dany is his real mom
Posted by CE Tiger
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Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:28 pm to
quote:

dany is his real mom


Huh?
Posted by el Gaucho
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Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:31 pm to
tywin said tyrion was "no son of mine"
Posted by 1BamaRTR
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Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:48 pm to
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Huh?

He's referring to the time traveling featus theory. It's as dumb as it sounds.
Posted by Dab
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 12:49 am to
quote:

Jon. The Dennis Reynolds of Westeros


Well, he was raised by a well-off man that wasn't really his father.
Posted by BigOrangeVols
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 6:14 am to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 7:38 am to
Posted by Cow Drogo
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 7:45 am to
Best upvote GIF ever
Posted by smkspy
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:35 am to
Goat GoT theory I've ever read.
Posted by swagsurfin7
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 11:43 am to
These up vote gifs in here are incredible
Posted by CptBengal
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 11:58 am to
if this happens I will laugh heartily.
Posted by busbeepbeep
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 1:35 pm to
Look at this prophecy. Dennis Reynolds even predicted how the ACT would go down



DENNIS RENOLDS = GOAT MAESTER
This post was edited on 9/1/17 at 1:38 pm
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 2:02 pm to
Aw frick it, let's turn this into a tribute to the GOAT TV character




This post was edited on 9/1/17 at 2:03 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 2:06 pm to
Apparently Jon Snow is LITERALLY Dennis Reynolds

Posted by StealthCalais11
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 2:13 pm to
This is gold
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 2:32 pm to

Posted by busbeepbeep
When will then be now?
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Posted on 9/1/17 at 3:02 pm to
He uses it because it WORKS.
And the best part? He can get her back anytime he wants. Guaranteed.
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