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GoT Theory: Jon Snow is Following the D.E.N.N.I.S. System
Posted on 8/31/17 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 8/31/17 at 8:58 pm
Inspired by a pic from another thread and a text message.
I am beginning to think GoT is one giant Always Sunny troll by GRR Martin (and he's waiting to see the final outcome of Always Sunny to finish his book)
First: we clearly see that Jon knew about the "implication".
Learn from Dennis
After seeing that, it's clear Jon has started down the path of the D.E.N.N.I.S. System. For those of you who don't know what this is look no further:
Step 1: D - DEMONSTRATE VALUE - It's clear the Jon has demonstrated his value ensuring Sir Davos snuck in the tidbit about "taking one in the heart" for his people. He used this as a springboard to initiate her curiosity to get his foot in the door. From there he played the noble "people's" king to make her moist.
Step 2: E - ENGAGE PHYSICALLY - see Jon's boat approach utilizing the implication. Once in the middle of nowhere, he knocks on her door. She has no choice but to give in. Tyrion (symbolic of Frank) recognizes this villainy as he creeps on her outside in the hallway. Jon is so advanced in his technique he had already started step 3 in NURTURING DEPENDENCE by intentionally being a dumbass so that she would lose a dragon.
Step 3: N - NURTURING DEPENDENCE - started in step 2. Jon weakens Danny's self confidence and resolve by plotting to have one of her dragons killed knowing it would be raised as a wight. His plan, shown in the finale, is to keep her close (read dependent) as they face the Night King.
Step 4: N - NEGLECT EMOTIONALLY - this is Jon's obvious next step in season 8. As the bodies start piling up, he will distance himself emotionally from her thereby making her more desperate for his approval.
Step 5: I - INSPIRE HOPE - just as they are on the door of defeat Jon will stand tall declaring hope for life and love locking his steely gaze into Dany's eyes. She'll be inspired to serve him, dedicated to defend him and unleash her dragons to win him over for good.
And finally Step 6: S - SEPARATE ENTIRELY -
It's clear Jon will take the Iron Throne, dump her, and discard her emotionless dead heart to the wiles of the dothraki thus completing her character arc whose main purpose is to serve the wills of dominant men.
To Jon. The Dennis Reynolds of Westeros.
I am beginning to think GoT is one giant Always Sunny troll by GRR Martin (and he's waiting to see the final outcome of Always Sunny to finish his book)
First: we clearly see that Jon knew about the "implication".
Learn from Dennis
After seeing that, it's clear Jon has started down the path of the D.E.N.N.I.S. System. For those of you who don't know what this is look no further:
Step 1: D - DEMONSTRATE VALUE - It's clear the Jon has demonstrated his value ensuring Sir Davos snuck in the tidbit about "taking one in the heart" for his people. He used this as a springboard to initiate her curiosity to get his foot in the door. From there he played the noble "people's" king to make her moist.
Step 2: E - ENGAGE PHYSICALLY - see Jon's boat approach utilizing the implication. Once in the middle of nowhere, he knocks on her door. She has no choice but to give in. Tyrion (symbolic of Frank) recognizes this villainy as he creeps on her outside in the hallway. Jon is so advanced in his technique he had already started step 3 in NURTURING DEPENDENCE by intentionally being a dumbass so that she would lose a dragon.
Step 3: N - NURTURING DEPENDENCE - started in step 2. Jon weakens Danny's self confidence and resolve by plotting to have one of her dragons killed knowing it would be raised as a wight. His plan, shown in the finale, is to keep her close (read dependent) as they face the Night King.
Step 4: N - NEGLECT EMOTIONALLY - this is Jon's obvious next step in season 8. As the bodies start piling up, he will distance himself emotionally from her thereby making her more desperate for his approval.
Step 5: I - INSPIRE HOPE - just as they are on the door of defeat Jon will stand tall declaring hope for life and love locking his steely gaze into Dany's eyes. She'll be inspired to serve him, dedicated to defend him and unleash her dragons to win him over for good.
And finally Step 6: S - SEPARATE ENTIRELY -
It's clear Jon will take the Iron Throne, dump her, and discard her emotionless dead heart to the wiles of the dothraki thus completing her character arc whose main purpose is to serve the wills of dominant men.
To Jon. The Dennis Reynolds of Westeros.
This post was edited on 8/31/17 at 9:12 pm
Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:06 pm to theunknownknight
Well done.
This post was edited on 8/31/17 at 9:08 pm
Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:18 pm to theunknownknight
that was weird how tyrion saw. (spoilers) - you can tell by the look on his face that he knows that dany is his real mom
Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:28 pm to el Gaucho
quote:
dany is his real mom
Huh?
Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:31 pm to CE Tiger
tywin said tyrion was "no son of mine"
Posted on 8/31/17 at 9:48 pm to CE Tiger
quote:
Huh?
He's referring to the time traveling featus theory. It's as dumb as it sounds.
Posted on 9/1/17 at 12:49 am to theunknownknight
quote:
Jon. The Dennis Reynolds of Westeros
Well, he was raised by a well-off man that wasn't really his father.
Posted on 9/1/17 at 7:45 am to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Best upvote GIF ever
Posted on 9/1/17 at 8:35 am to theunknownknight
Goat GoT theory I've ever read.
Posted on 9/1/17 at 11:43 am to smkspy
These up vote gifs in here are incredible
Posted on 9/1/17 at 11:58 am to theunknownknight
if this happens I will laugh heartily.
Posted on 9/1/17 at 1:35 pm to busbeepbeep
Look at this prophecy. Dennis Reynolds even predicted how the ACT would go down
DENNIS RENOLDS = GOAT MAESTER
DENNIS RENOLDS = GOAT MAESTER
This post was edited on 9/1/17 at 1:38 pm
Posted on 9/1/17 at 2:02 pm to theunknownknight
Aw frick it, let's turn this into a tribute to the GOAT TV character
This post was edited on 9/1/17 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 9/1/17 at 2:06 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Apparently Jon Snow is LITERALLY Dennis Reynolds
Posted on 9/1/17 at 3:02 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
He uses it because it WORKS.
And the best part? He can get her back anytime he wants. Guaranteed.
And the best part? He can get her back anytime he wants. Guaranteed.
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