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re: Game of Thrones S7E1 "Dragonstone" Maester thread, no dummies allowed

Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:08 pm to
Posted by ohiovol
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:08 pm to
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he beat a dothraki bloodrider in single combat

people forget that




True, but his sword got stuck in Jorah's armor.
This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 8:10 pm
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112294 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:12 pm to
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Funny, that's what your wife told me about your thoughts on y'alls sex life too


Jokes on you, my wife left me last year because of my inadequate penis size.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:13 pm to
Just started a rewatch. Damn that opening scene is the tits!
Posted by iluvdatiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2004
42829 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:37 pm to
Gay of Thrones S7Ep1 recap
Love this recap

Also, i think another point of showing Sam and the dragonglass book is to set up the return of Gendry so he is able to forge more valyrian steel with the dragonglass.
This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 8:38 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:49 pm to
I love this guy's recaps as well: Emergency Awesome's Recap

"Hey YewTubers, it's Charlie, and I'm about to talk a ton of bullshite on things I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about and just deliver you nothing but false information, but first be sure to subscribe."

This guy talks so much fricking bullshite. Every video I just see of him is just wrong non-stop. Like I decided to just check in last week to see if he was talking the same amount of shite, and he said that Jon was a Fire Wight (not theory, fact) and that the predominant reader theory is that Jon and Dany's child ends up on the Iron Throne over them, hence "The Song of Ice and Fire", despite the fact most of us think Dany is infertile, nevertheless meet Jon Snow and pop out a baby by the end.
This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 8:51 pm
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:49 pm to
shite pot cleaning 101!!!
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 8:57 pm to
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She can't have babies. That's a deal-breaker.


Maybe the red titty witch can revive Danny's dead womb just like she revived a dead Jon Snow?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:34 pm to
In all fairness, the place is called dragonstone
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98834 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:38 pm to
Yeah, it's Dragonstone, not Dragonglass!!!
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33887 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 9:47 pm to
Because two and two never have to be put together
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 11:02 pm to
New Rockstars just released their recap.

LINK
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 11:04 pm to
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Also, i think another point of showing Sam and the dragonglass book is to set up the return of Gendry so he is able to forge more valyrian steel with the dragonglass.
Just scientifically speaking, obsidian would weaken steel if it was added to it, not strengthen it. I mean, it's a glass. But in a world with magic and what not, who knows?

Obsidian is created by volcanic eruption IRL, so that might be a connection to the Doom of Valyria, or in the show/books, it might possibly be created by dragon fire. Therefore, maybe the key magical ingredient for Valyrian steel and dragon glass is dragon fire.
This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 11:05 pm
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49238 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 11:05 pm to
On the bright side his success makes me want to invest in a good set up to make my own recaps.
Posted by DoUrden
UnderDark
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 7/19/17 at 11:09 pm to
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obsidian would weaken steel if


It's brittle but Obsidian is sharp as hell when in a sliver, I know from experience.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 11:16 pm to
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On the bright side his success makes me want to invest in a good set up to make my own recaps.


But that guy has 3 times more subscribers than RedLetterMedia, and significantly more than Jeremy Jahns and Chris Stuckmann. He seems nice enough, but no way does he have an IQ over the 80s. The guy is an idiot who just happened to post at the right place and right time and kept it up.

It's really the Korra shite (where Nick has very harsh restrictions on what their creators can get away with) where this retard insisted for half a season that a monarch wasn't point blank murdered on screen since they said "took out" instead of killed. Any remote subtext that anyone who isn't braindead is lost on him, and he constantly comes to extremely bizarre conclusions he presents as fact to his audience that make no sense to anyone who can form a basic thought and keep up with a narrative.

I saw some bullshite video with him recently where he said Bloodraven was over 500 years old and fought with Aegon the Conquerer. I've seen like 10 of his videos and they're all completely braindead and bullshite. The fact that this retard has over 1.8 million subscribers drives me insane. I'm confident that every maester here would be a far better YouTuber than that mouthbreather.
This post was edited on 7/20/17 at 9:27 am
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49238 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 11:21 pm to
The dude covers a lot of shows and his videos are really simplistic. He also always has a giveaway in almost every video so that helps. He is certainly on the low tier of YouTube reviewers
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56275 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 11:29 pm to
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Obsidian is sharp as hell when in a sliver
True, but trying to combine it with steel during the forging process wouldn't make the steel stronger or sharper. I would just make it brittle.

Sword smiths pound charcoal into steel when they're folding it over because the carbon bonds with steel at the molecular level, filling gaps and making it stronger. Obsidian is mostly silicon, so it would have the opposite effect.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108098 posts
Posted on 7/19/17 at 11:32 pm to
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The dude covers a lot of shows and his videos are really simplistic. He also always has a giveaway in almost every video so that helps. He is certainly on the low tier of YouTube reviewers


But they have to message him directly. He's an idiot. He reviews everything and he's always wrong. He has the balls to say "_____ Explained" for his videos.

He said for a fact Jon doesn't have a heartbeat (which I think he would have noticed by now), that he's a fire wight, and that it's the consensus of the readers that Jon and Dany's kid is going to sit on Iron Throne at the end despite Dany being totally sterile and there by no means being enough time for that to happen.

I mean do any of the Maesters here think it's going to be Jon and Dany's kid sitting on the Iron Throne at the end? I've never heard that ridiculous bullshite before.
This post was edited on 7/19/17 at 11:33 pm
Posted by ohiovol
Member since Jan 2010
20828 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 4:35 am to
I was about to be extremely judgmental of you after reading that first sentence.
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
3505 posts
Posted on 7/20/17 at 7:34 am to
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His more important goal should and I think will be how to make Valyrian steel


Exactly

That's when Gendry comes in and starts making the Valyrian steel weapons for the big battle
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