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re: Funniest Movie One-Liners ever!
Posted on 6/9/12 at 1:06 am to la_birdman
Posted on 6/9/12 at 1:06 am to la_birdman
"I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader"
"Just think, next time I shoot someone I could be arrested"
"That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there."
"Sex, Frank?"
"Uh, no, not right now, Ed."
"Just think, next time I shoot someone I could be arrested"
"That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there."
"Sex, Frank?"
"Uh, no, not right now, Ed."
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Posted on 6/9/12 at 1:11 am to OMLandshark
Ken: Your girlfriend's very pretty.
Jimmy: She's ain't my girlfriend. She's a prostitute I just picked up.
Ken: I was not aware that there were any prostitutes in Bruges.
Jimmy: You just have to look in the right places... brothels are good.
Jimmy: She's ain't my girlfriend. She's a prostitute I just picked up.
Ken: I was not aware that there were any prostitutes in Bruges.
Jimmy: You just have to look in the right places... brothels are good.
Posted on 6/9/12 at 1:13 am to tadelatt
Posted on 6/9/12 at 9:05 am to dr smartass phd
Not really a one liner, but when stiffler does the hit that high c part in American pie. I crack up every time.
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This post was edited on 6/9/12 at 9:08 am
Posted on 6/9/12 at 9:52 am to tadelatt
Surely you can land the plane
I can land the plane and dont call me Shirley
I can land the plane and dont call me Shirley
Posted on 6/9/12 at 10:44 am to TideHater
Schmidt: It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me.
Posted on 6/9/12 at 10:45 am to tadelatt
"Ray, next time someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!"
Posted on 6/9/12 at 10:48 am to tadelatt
"I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos." - The Big Lebowski
"All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin’" - Chasing Amy
"Ahm sorry ah got in a fight in the middle of yore Black Panther party!" - Forrest Gump
"All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin’" - Chasing Amy
"Ahm sorry ah got in a fight in the middle of yore Black Panther party!" - Forrest Gump
Posted on 6/9/12 at 11:13 am to tadelatt
Def Leppard sucks.
My hemi is in the shop getting a footprint gas pedal installed so I stole this heap.
My hemi is in the shop getting a footprint gas pedal installed so I stole this heap.
Posted on 6/9/12 at 11:58 am to tadelatt
First name that jumped to mind was Leslie Nielsen. He was money with the one liners
Posted on 6/9/12 at 1:39 pm to tadelatt
Caddy Shack
Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Ty Webb: A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.
Al Czervik: He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.
Lacey Underall: You're crazy!
Ty Webb: That's what they said about Son of Sam.
Maggie O'Hooligan: I'm late.
Danny Noonan: Late for what?
Maggie O'Hooligan: For not being pregnant!
Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Ty Webb: A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish.
Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.
Al Czervik: He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.
Lacey Underall: You're crazy!
Ty Webb: That's what they said about Son of Sam.
Maggie O'Hooligan: I'm late.
Danny Noonan: Late for what?
Maggie O'Hooligan: For not being pregnant!
Posted on 6/9/12 at 5:49 pm to TideHater
You want a wah burger and some French cries? How bout a whinekin?
Posted on 6/9/12 at 5:58 pm to la_birdman
quote:it's easiest to be a critic when you don't even see a film.
I've never seen that movie and have no desire to see it.
I can think of a million one liners from way better movies
Posted on 6/9/12 at 7:00 pm to tadelatt
The overuse of this one has almost ruined it, but still:
"You never go full retard."
"You never go full retard."
Posted on 6/9/12 at 8:02 pm to RonSwanson
quote:
"You never go full retard."
Love Tropic Thunder, one of the most underrated comedy films ever.
"DIET COKE!"
Posted on 6/9/12 at 8:17 pm to tadelatt
Sorry to ruin your black panther party
"Forrest"
"Forrest"
Posted on 6/9/12 at 11:37 pm to cheapseat
"Let's not go suckin each others dicks just yet.".......The Wolf in Pulp Fiction
"Aww man, I shot Marvin in the face.".......Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction
"Aww man, I shot Marvin in the face.".......Vincent Vega in Pulp Fiction
This post was edited on 6/10/12 at 2:47 pm
Posted on 6/9/12 at 11:46 pm to Hogtastic Voyage
quote:
"Let's not go suckin each others ducks just yet.".......The Wolf in Pulp Fiction
I love this one.
"Nice beaver." -Naked Gun
"He fixes the cable?" - Big Lebowski
"One must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature." -Arthur
Posted on 6/9/12 at 11:54 pm to Tigah in the ATL
quote:
it's easiest to be a critic when you don't even see a film.
I've seen plenty of films. I just don't want to see that one.
Now, back to the topic of the thread:
"Tell him about the Twinkie."
What about the Twinkie?
This post was edited on 6/10/12 at 12:00 am
Posted on 6/10/12 at 12:07 am to tadelatt
Shut that C*@ts mouth before I come over there and frick start her head.
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