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Funniest Movie One-Liners ever!
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:20 am
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:20 am
I just finished watching Blades of Glory again and wanted to get some people's ideas for some of the funniest one liners they ever had.
This post was edited on 6/9/12 at 12:22 am
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Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:25 am to tadelatt
I've never seen that movie and have no desire to see it.
I can think of a million one liners from way better movies but to each his own.
Not trying to be a jerk or anything. I'm just not a fan of those kind of movies.
I can think of a million one liners from way better movies but to each his own.
Not trying to be a jerk or anything. I'm just not a fan of those kind of movies.
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:28 am to la_birdman
quote:
Not trying to be a jerk or anything. I'm just not a fan of those kind of movies.
Even though this movie has great lines like this?
Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear. It's a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!
Or this?
Chazz: Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:31 am to tadelatt
I like silly, funny movies, but nothing about this one appealed to me.
Maybe it's because that guy that played Napolean Dynamite was in it. He bugs me.
Maybe it's because that guy that played Napolean Dynamite was in it. He bugs me.
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:32 am to tadelatt
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:34 am to magildachunks
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magildachunks
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is it!!!!
"Oh, that's great. We landed on the moon!"
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:36 am to magildachunks
Now Dumb and Dumber, we can talk about!
"What was her name?"
"umm, Simmons, Swensen, Samons, Swanson...."
"Maybe it's on the briefcase?"
"Oh yeah! Here it is.... Samsonite! I was way off!"
"What was her name?"
"umm, Simmons, Swensen, Samons, Swanson...."
"Maybe it's on the briefcase?"
"Oh yeah! Here it is.... Samsonite! I was way off!"
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:37 am to la_birdman
"By the way, I faked every orgasm"
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:38 am to OMLandshark
"What did we have for dinner tonight?
We had a choice.... steak or fish.
"Ah yes, I remember I had lasagna."
We had a choice.... steak or fish.
"Ah yes, I remember I had lasagna."
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:40 am to tadelatt
Fletch:
"You ever see a spleen that large?"
Noooooooo, no. Not since breakfast.
"You ever see a spleen that large?"
Noooooooo, no. Not since breakfast.
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:41 am to la_birdman
"I get 65 miles to the gallon on this hog."
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:43 am to magildachunks
"A lot of people go to college for 7 years."
"I know. They're called doctors.
"I know. They're called doctors.
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:43 am to magildachunks
Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda:
"Hello, K-K-K-Ken's p-p-p-pets!"
"Hello, K-K-K-Ken's p-p-p-pets!"
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:48 am to la_birdman
It's K-K-K-Ken! C-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me! How you gonna c-c-c-catch me, K-K-K-Ken?
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:49 am to magildachunks
Yes!
One of my favorite lines from him in the movie, I crack up every time he says it:
"ASSHOLLLLLLLLE!"
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Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:52 am to la_birdman
"No! Because to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!"
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:54 am to magildachunks
I want you to apologize to Archie. And make it good or we're dead.
(rehearsing apologies)
"I'm very sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so....
I'm.....
frick YOU!!!!"
(rehearsing apologies)
"I'm very sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm so....
I'm.....
frick YOU!!!!"
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:55 am to la_birdman
Wanda, do you have any idea what it's like being English? Being so correct all the time, being so stifled by this dread of, of doing the wrong thing, of saying to someone "Are you married?" and hearing "My wife left me this morning," or saying, uh, "Do you have children?" and being told they all burned to death on Wednesday. You see, Wanda, we'll all terrified of embarrassment. That's why we're so... dead. Most of my friends are dead, you know, we have these piles of corpses to dinner. But you're alive, God bless you, and I want to be, I'm so fed up with all this. I want to make love with you, Wanda. I'm a good lover - at least, used to be, back in the early 14th century. Can we go to bed?
Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up
Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:56 am to la_birdman
the "You're fired" line from Fierce Creatures always gets me followed by one last fart 
You're Fired
followed by one last fart You're Fired
This post was edited on 6/9/12 at 12:57 am
Posted on 6/9/12 at 12:59 am to magildachunks
nm
This post was edited on 6/9/12 at 1:06 am
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